Hardest Thing You've Laughed At While High?

i am too high, i put this thread in the wrong place lol

I can't remember.....

I laughed at a stone... A stone is pretty damn hard..

Was high as a kite, smoked 3 grams between me and another friend. I had jack herer and he had purple haze, we were on some MDMA as well so we were pretty set.

The reason for the drugfest was because a DJ came into town while I was visiting, Sydney Blu. So anyways, I'm doing my thing, dancing about when these people walk up and ask me to take there picture, I'm more then happy to oblige. I take one, they don't like it, ask for a redo, this process repeats 5 times until I'm about fed up,it's starting to get too funny but I want to also get to the music. They convince me for one last shot, and it actually turned out pretty good!... Until I look at the photo on digital display, and theres this guys face, the side of it, half way into the picture, two feet from the camera or less.

I havn't laughed so hard in my life, I had to crouch on the ground after leaving in a fit of laughter because it hurt so much.

lolol ive seen bad things man but i think 1 of the funniest things ive ever seen waz an advert on tv called cash4gold the people try and sound so convincing and the fake smyles made md nd ma bst mate crack up for ages

I laughed soooo hard once cause i was high as shit and for some reason became terrified of my best friend nd everytime he came near me i screamed my ass off lol we just laughed and laughed about it till he started comin closer to me jus to hear me scream. twas the most fun ive had while high.

anti marijuana propogand commericals can be pretty funny cause there filled with bullshit

one time, when I was younger, we were smoking in my friends garage. We were high as shit and paranoid. We heard a car pull up into the driveway. Fearing for our lives, we sat quietly for what must have been 4 hours. Actually it was more like 30 seconds, but my buddy summed up the courage to take a look and see who it is. So we opened up the garage door and we see a truck part in front with a big sign that said "Weed Man". It was great.

laughed quite hard at the webuyanycar.com advert where thats all it says

This one made me almost piss myself, and still does.
A bunch of us were getting high at my friends. They all busted out with oranges from the fridge. I got the fucked up looking one. One of the guys said something like "I love these oranges, they are so sweet and juicy" I said "I love the fucked up retarded looking tumorous ones"
I could barely say it then because I was laughing so hard and that got everyone going.
Stupid, I know, and it still is but I laugh my ass off every time I think about it.

i watched this kid freak out on salvia the other night, that was funny shit. he put his arms up in the air like a cactus and stated making this possessed shriek that sounded like a turkey and kind of shaking his whole body, he did this even after he fell out of his chair. he was doing this for 10 whole mins while i laughed harder than i ever have in my life

Reefer Madness or anything anti-drug related.

KaleoXxX said:

i watched this kid freak out on salvia the other night, that was funny shit. he put his arms up in the air like a cactus and stated making this possessed shriek that sounded like a turkey and kind of shaking his whole body, he did this even after he fell out of his chair. he was doing this for 10 whole mins while i laughed harder than i ever have in my life

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i just pictured this and lmao.

I was stoned while my wife, she was looking for the cordless phone and couldn't find it so she pushes the page button on the base, the phone starts beeping on the back of the couch. Then she goes over there and answers the phone like someone called. That was funny as hell.

b4reel said:

I was stoned while my wife, she was looking for the cordless phone and couldn't find it so she pushes the page button on the base, the phone starts beeping on the back of the couch. Then she goes over there and answers the phone like someone called. That was funny as hell.

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hahahaha
I got a good laugh from that.

Someone told me that if you drink bong water you get high.

I told them I think thats pretty dumb to me.

So I said butter is thc soluble so put butter in bong smoke a good amount and make some brownies.

Later he was pretty sick from these brownies

An extenze infomercial at like 4am. I was in vegas playing with my band for the weekend and had a great night. My friend and I ended up in one of the like cabana things or whatever in downtown vegas at the plaza. We smoked like 3 grams because it was our last night and everything we had left. We sat there watching the infomercial and laughing. It's like every question the guy asked the three girls played their parts perfectly. Girl one was a slut and into everything the guy said. Girl 2 was all prude and had never tried anything the guy asked about. Girl number 3 would always just pick randomly between girl 1 and 2 and agree because she was prude but very curios.

WbWhiteBoy said:

Someone told me that if you drink bong water you get high.

I told them I think thats pretty dumb to me.

So I said butter is thc soluble so put butter in bong smoke a good amount and make some brownies.

Later he was pretty sick from these brownies

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I got an uncontrolable case of the giggles in the middle of easter church service, along with my brother who shared the 2 bowls of diesel with me. my mom(friends with pastor) was pissed, everyone was lookings cause i could'nt stop...haha probably had to be there ...i'mBAKED

One of the most memorable moments for me was when me and my friend smoked at my house and then decided we were hungry. there was no food in the house so we go to the store and get some food and continue to eat at the park that was right next to the store. We decide once we finish we want to smoke some more. We leave the park in a good mood for another bowl. About half an hour later we realized we had left my friends bike at the park in the open. When we got back he couldn't find it because he was too stoned. I was laughing at him the entire time.

Okey 3 things I can recall...

1st: I was smoking in my room with some friends and my little annoying brother (back then he was annoying) I had a bunker bed in my room (with bunker bed i mean two beads above each other i'm not sure its the correct term) So I was sitting on the upper bed reading a magazine, while suddenly I notice my brother staring at me with his stupid stoned glance in his eyes, I said something like what the fuck are u looking at and before i finished my sentence the matrass cracked right trough the upper bed.. so here I was lying with my legs half up the upper bed and the torso part of me down on the lowest bed... needles to say everybody almost pist their pants!!

2nd: I was smoking in the garden shed together with my brother... and or cat! We gave the poor thing to much blows.. so when the cat really started to freak out we opened the shed door... The cat ran "straitly" to the garage while pissing all the way... really u had to see that!!

3d: I was smoking in front of my house on a bench that stood there... we often smoked there, it was me my brother and anouther friend of mine about 4oclock in the morning... suddenly this strange bird noise kept repeating itself... and timoty (my brother) asked to us if we heard that too... We convinced him that we didn't hear a thing, my brother was so stoned and freaking out paranoide about the strange sounds he heard we had fun for half an hour before he understood what was going on... It was so funny

Damn eventually i remember a lot more... but than I ain't gonna type all of that shit
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