Great Stoner Quotes
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Jordy Villain
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my homeboy and I were playing badminton in my backyard and we lost a birdie in the tree... it resulted in a 30 minute( no exaggeration) conversation about what if there was a warp to another dimension in my tree and what we'd do if one of us went up after it and disappeared.
damn that blunt was fatttt.
damn that blunt was fatttt.
Danny
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420skatekr3w
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hahahahahahahahaha
Biznizz Hippee
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this one time i was really toked out and i convinced my GF to bring me to mcdonalds and when we got in the car she was all like "arnt you gonna put your seat belt on?" and i said back, "I like to live dangerously."
420thAvenue
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix
-- Did you know there are more people behind bars for drug offenses in the United States than there are in prison for all crimes in England, France, Germany and Japan combined.
"Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere."
-George Washington
" Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?"
-Abbey Hofmann
Roses are red,
Bud is green.
I love gettin' high,
Ya know what i mean?
Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try.
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken
-Jimi Hendrix
-- Did you know there are more people behind bars for drug offenses in the United States than there are in prison for all crimes in England, France, Germany and Japan combined.
"Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere."
-George Washington
" Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?"
-Abbey Hofmann
Roses are red,
Bud is green.
I love gettin' high,
Ya know what i mean?
Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try.
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken
heymo85
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great quote from Jimi one of my favorites..
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight.
--John Lennon[/FONT]
respect
--John Lennon[/FONT]
respect
Major_Nuggz
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confusis say//'' He who stand on toilet...high on pot"
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Major_Nuggz
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Sounds like you gotta good strain
TheJollyBrother
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Anyone ever had the situation where no one has a lighter and yet everyone started with one.....and after 10 minutes of searching someone ends up having six in their pockets?
Reprogammed
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(After a respectable number of bowls of Purple Haze)
Mark: Dude, that mosquito is going to town on my fucking arm, but I don't wanna swat at it.
Justin: Haha, that mosquito sucks!
[15 mins. of retarded cacophany...of which I was a part of...]
Mark: Dude, that mosquito is going to town on my fucking arm, but I don't wanna swat at it.
Justin: Haha, that mosquito sucks!
[15 mins. of retarded cacophany...of which I was a part of...]
ozstone
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Fuck that opening scene in Super Troopers still makes me Piss myself "Dude did you like eat all those shrooms and that whole bag of weed, thats like $30 worth of shrooms man and $100 worth of pot,
Well when you can man Im gonna need like $130 bucks
Or Cheech and Chong- when Chong has that bag of soap powder and Cheech thinks its coke and buries his face in it, then drinks Chongs Pregnant sisters Piss to was his mouth out, Fuck yeah
Well when you can man Im gonna need like $130 bucks
Or Cheech and Chong- when Chong has that bag of soap powder and Cheech thinks its coke and buries his face in it, then drinks Chongs Pregnant sisters Piss to was his mouth out, Fuck yeah
