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Great Stoner Quotes

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by stoner_kiddie, May 16, 2007.

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    stoner_kiddie

    stoner_kiddie Well-Known Member

    funny shit dude!!! I want more!
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    mc.eddy.supreme

    mc.eddy.supreme Well-Known Member

    % affects the memory..." Halfbaked
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    Onuris

    Onuris Active Member

    My quote was Redbull Aint got shit on my wings
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    GraF

    GraF Well-Known Member

    mine is in my sig..... by pandabear.... I thought it was a pretty damn good one too!

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    stoner_kiddie

    stoner_kiddie Well-Known Member

    nice...remembered one of my own... " It'd be fun to have down syndrome, all bright eyed and wondering."
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    xxSmoketwo

    xxSmoketwo Active Member

    dude great quote me and a couple friends were eating at a chinese resaraunt while very stoned and one of them turns to me and says

    "if the food were alive, would it think we were giants?"

    we laughed our asses off for ages
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    stoner_kiddie

    stoner_kiddie Well-Known Member

    These aren't quotes...but we think they're forking funny.

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    When Milk goes BAD...
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    stoner_kiddie

    stoner_kiddie Well-Known Member

    Nice dude...here's another chinese restaurant one for ya Smoketwo....walked into our local china wok to see our friend standing at the buffet... when we got over to him the first thing he said was......"damn...there's alot of squirrel in this!" oh my god did we laugh... all threw munchin


    sorry one more...."mmm gopher on a stick"
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    Erniedytn

    Erniedytn Master of Mayhem

    What about these:

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    Dude...My hands are HUGE!!! They can touch everything but themselves....
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    stoner_kiddie

    stoner_kiddie Well-Known Member

    yes....hole crap...yes....great line, is that from something?
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    fdd2blk

    fdd2blk POW Staff Member

    "where'd i put my keys?"
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    stoner_kiddie

    stoner_kiddie Well-Known Member

    crap, sorry, here's one from just today...

    crusin around, (obviously burnin one) with one of my best friends ...funny lil skater chic...listening to a new cd and then she said...ya naw dude....there's some really interesting.... like....facts, about this band...but I..... ..............forgot um

    holy crap we fuckin laughed at her!
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    Erniedytn

    Erniedytn Master of Mayhem

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    _secret

    _secret Well-Known Member

    haha, another master wok one..

    Walkin thru the mall foodcourt completely baked, we happen to walk by this lady handing out samples for master wok, so i grabbed one, and she goes to hand one to my friend and hes like "Sorry i dont eat dog"

    bahahaha i spit my food everywhere i dont think i've ever laughed that hard in my life
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    Zekedogg

    Zekedogg 100% Authentic A$$Hole

    Dude Where's my car??:-?
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    Erniedytn

    Erniedytn Master of Mayhem

    Sir I need to see your drivers liscence.......

    UUUHHHHHH----Isn't it on the bumper holmes?:blsmoke:
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    muu232

    muu232 Well-Known Member

    I'm the lead line cook at this restaurant and a friend of mine came up to the bar baked out of his mind and asked me what was good to eat. I reccommended the filet special and he goes, "I don't eat fish." So I said, "It's steak dude." Then he says, "Filet means fish... duh." I laughed so hard at him, it was great.
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    sasarchiver

    sasarchiver Well-Known Member

    "Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man." What was funny about it was he was serious, he didnt think about what he said, cos he was :joint:

    PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL
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    heymo85

    heymo85 Well-Known Member

    "im glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and id be Andrew Drew"Andy from Weeds

    "when does cpr become necrophilia?"Doug from Weeds
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    tokinkracker

    tokinkracker Active Member

    My hands can touch anything but themselves can touch anything but themselves... o wait.......

    You know man, they call them fingers, but you never see them fing... O there they go

    But daddys new medicine, which you can NEVER EVER use! lets him see and hear magical things.

    - Medical Marijuana (simpsons)

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