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funny ass names of your bongs,pipes,etc.

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by thefinsack, Nov 23, 2010.

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    thefinsack

    thefinsack Member

    man bros im as high as a fkn kite in space.The bong i smoked out of is called the Arkansas Chugulug lmao. I got another bong in the mail today 3 chambers!Its straight up blue i think ima name it the triple B (Big Blue Bong) anyone else have any theyd like to share lol:eyesmoke:
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    Milner

    Milner Active Member

    A smoke a bucket, its not a bucket though...
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    IOWNEVERY1

    IOWNEVERY1 Well-Known Member

    a bubbler with a frog on it........its a friends and i told him the name should be kermit
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    Red Robin

    Red Robin New Member

    I call one of my bongs CO-COB. because its made out of one of those big funnel cups filled with icies you get from the fair. It said COCO BONGOS on the side but I had to cut the ONGOS part off.
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    thefinsack

    thefinsack Member

    @Milner smoke a bucket lol genius
    @IOWNEVRY1 lol my friend had a pipe shaped like a bear we called it The Yogi animal bongs and pipes are the shit they make you feel like one with nature
    @Red Robin you shouldve kept the BONG part on lol im guessing you were high when u cut that funnel cup but the CO-COBS a great name too
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    Red Robin

    Red Robin New Member

    I was going to keep the BONG part on but the end of the cup was too wide, You couldn't get any suction, so I had to chop it down shorter where it was smaller.
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    Nice Ol Bud

    Nice Ol Bud Well-Known Member

    A had a thin glass rasta bong and my homies named it Sensi-Tivlia. Lol. Sensative..
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    Unnk

    Unnk Well-Known Member

    a 6 inch green Sherlock Bubbler Leon "The mean green smoking machine" Bonaparte
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    Sr. Verde

    Sr. Verde Well-Known Member

    I call my piece the 'fuckbaby'

    Because It's a hurricane bong, with ROOR diffused downstems and ashcatcher.

    Someone in a thread said, 'hurricane ROOR fuckbabies are the best' and it kind of stuck :-P

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    KDiaz

    KDiaz Active Member

    When i roll a fat ass doobie i like to call them "Timothy McJay, The Oklahoma City Bomber."
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    thefinsack

    thefinsack Member

    damn that fuckbaby must smoke great!
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    thefinsack

    thefinsack Member

    when i roll my J's i call them John Wayne lmao its funny as hell because when im at parties ill be like "anyone down to light up a couple John Waynes?" and as soon as i say that the faces of every stoner at the place has a grin from ear to ear lol Timothy Mcjay is a good one i might start calling them that for now on
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    thefinsack

    thefinsack Member

    And everyone here on this thread happy black wednesday get fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    jhopkins34

    jhopkins34 Active Member

    I dropped one of my pipes and the mouth piece broke, but you could still hit it really well. So, since it was handicapped but still worked for the most part I named it Andres, he was one of the kids in special ed when I was in high school. I actually got to hit the pipe with one of Andres' real teacher and the guy found it hilarious that I named the pipe that. Then a loaned it to a friend and never saw it again, story of my life lol
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    MrSaint

    MrSaint Member

    Blue Betty is my girl. Short enough to fit in a shoebox lengthwise, clear with lots of blue and white streaks. Love the way her wide mouth tapers into a thin neck that curves around my hand and opens up into the bowl holding water ;-) Easy to hold while walking to and fro, tokin', thinking thoughts.
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    thefinsack

    thefinsack Member

    lmao u should never let your friends borrow your pipes i let my buddy use my 1st ever pipe never seen it again.lol handicapped pipe named Andres too funny:clap::clap:
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    smokeymcpotz

    smokeymcpotz Well-Known Member

    my red bubblers called bloody throat. lol
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    swishsweet

    swishsweet Active Member

    My friend's dad has a 1 foot glow in the dark steamroller (at least it USED to glow in the dark) that he refuses to clean. He calls it the "Poop-chute" LOL I love asking his dad if he will finally wash the Poop-chute, using a serious tone.
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    FuzzyHaze

    FuzzyHaze Member

    my friend had a simple sherlock pipe that we used all the time, somehow it got named Professor Longfellow Wadsworth. That pipe was awesome until it was broken while tripping on acid.
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    jxpfeer

    jxpfeer Active Member

    My bong is sir lix-a-lot... cuz there's a scene of 2 lesbians in the glass. it's badass.

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