funny ass names of your bongs,pipes,etc.

I used to have a clear beaker bong looked like something that would be hanging over a bunson burner called it dexters labratoy or dexters bong lol
I have a big ass zong bong like two feet tall not counting the extra lenght in the kinks its redish brown with a Z for a perculator I call it zorro (could call it "zorro the gay blade" but others might not smoke out of it lol funny movie if you haven't seen it)

edit: I just refer to them as big bong other bong, pipe and things like that lol i give them names but never use them same with cats, i just call them all kitty i dont care what its name is lol

My one bong I call dr seuss it's got a sticker on it that says one fish two fish red fish blue fish. My other one is a Tommy Chong bong I call her Alice as it has a Alice in wonderland theme to it.

lol,, good topic. I had a glass bong I names Aslan after 'chronic of 'narnia'.. Another sherlock pipe I had named Blue Note. I broke both of them ofcose. Idon't really name my pieces ne more tho.

lol @ "poop Chute"

Plat McNails

I used to have a bong a while ago that my girl broke...I called it John Bongham, after the siccest drummer on the planet of coarse...john bonham from zeppelin.

My names aren't funny, but my roor was named Eleanore, and my bowl is named Hemingway Bing.

My most favorite small pipe is Angelina Bowlie

Gotta black bong I call the Big Black Attack

Also got a gasmask pipe I dubbed the HazeMat

...gahd damn I love weed and paraphanelia

My bubbler, that I got 5 days ago, is called Candy. She looks lovely.
She works it better than my pipe I had.

i have two pieces that i use regularly. My medicali bong is named carlos, like the baby from the hang over. We always scream not at the table carlos...
the second is my red bong that is ribbed. we call it the devils dick. it kinda looks like a messed up penis..

techcst said:

I used to have a bong a while ago that my girl broke...I called it John Bongham, after the siccest drummer on the planet of coarse...john bonham from zeppelin.

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hell ya zeppelin all day i wish i can give u like +100 rep i have a afghan ryder plant growing right now i named her Robert Plant

@prototypeone lmao the devils dick

fun topic! ahh i have a few choice smoking pieces, some carb-bowls and the standard travel size stuff, then i have a steamroller with a dragon inside you smoke thru and ofcourse, no smoker worth his salt doesnt have a bong!



Meet Brutis! and no, you couldnt clear him on your best day.

@DeLeftHandMan by the time i cleared that id be passed out in front of the fridge lol

DaLeftHandMan said:

fun topic! ahh i have a few choice smoking pieces, some carb-bowls and the standard travel size stuff, then i have a steamroller with a dragon inside you smoke thru and ofcourse, no smoker worth his salt doesnt have a bong!

Meet Brutis! and no, you couldnt clear him on your best day.

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but whyyyy rubber stoppers?

I have a tall glass bong, with a crab on it, named crabby
I have another shorter bong that is a blue green pattern, named the riddler
I have a plastic triple perc name the titanic, because all the chambers remind me of the smokestacks on the titanic
I have another bong that made of green glass, basic bong shape, larger in size that I dubbed the zack gagger, because this kid zack we knew didn't listen when we told him not to powerlung it and he threw up coughing..

Sr. Verde said:

but whyyyy rubber stoppers?

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that's what I thought

whats wrong with rubber stoppers? all of my bongs have them..

just a preference, i personally think they don't pull as well

I just got a mini bubbler that is Rasta colored. I don't want typical Bob Marley names! Any ideas?

Bree_Zee said:

I just got a mini bubbler that is Rasta colored. I don't want typical Bob Marley names! Any ideas?

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Good job at bringing a 5 year old thread back to life..