funny ass names of your bongs,pipes,etc.

[thefinsack]

man bros im as high as a fkn kite in space.The bong i smoked out of is called the Arkansas Chugulug lmao. I got another bong in the mail today 3 chambers!Its straight up blue i think ima name it the triple B (Big Blue Bong) anyone else have any theyd like to share lol

 

[Milner]

A smoke a bucket, its not a bucket though...

 

[IOWNEVERY1]

a bubbler with a frog on it........its a friends and i told him the name should be kermit

 

[Red Robin]

I call one of my bongs CO-COB. because its made out of one of those big funnel cups filled with icies you get from the fair. It said COCO BONGOS on the side but I had to cut the ONGOS part off.

 

[thefinsack]

@Milner smoke a bucket lol genius
@IOWNEVRY1 lol my friend had a pipe shaped like a bear we called it The Yogi animal bongs and pipes are the shit they make you feel like one with nature
@Red Robin you shouldve kept the BONG part on lol im guessing you were high when u cut that funnel cup but the CO-COBS a great name too

 

[Red Robin]

@Red Robin you shouldve kept the BONG part on lol im guessing you were high when u cut that funnel cup but the CO-COBS a great name too

I was going to keep the BONG part on but the end of the cup was too wide, You couldn't get any suction, so I had to chop it down shorter where it was smaller.

 

[Nice Ol Bud]

A had a thin glass rasta bong and my homies named it Sensi-Tivlia. Lol. Sensative..

 

[Unnk]

a 6 inch green Sherlock Bubbler Leon "The mean green smoking machine" Bonaparte

 

[Sr. Verde]

I call my piece the 'fuckbaby'

Because It's a hurricane bong, with ROOR diffused downstems and ashcatcher.

Someone in a thread said, 'hurricane ROOR fuckbabies are the best' and it kind of stuck

 

[KDiaz]

When i roll a fat ass doobie i like to call them "Timothy McJay, The Oklahoma City Bomber."

 

[thefinsack]

I call my piece the 'fuckbaby'

Because It's a hurricane bong, with ROOR diffused downstems and ashcatcher.

Someone in a thread said, 'hurricane ROOR fuckbabies are the best' and it kind of stuck

damn that fuckbaby must smoke great!

 

[thefinsack]

When i roll a fat ass doobie i like to call them "Timothy McJay, The Oklahoma City Bomber."

when i roll my J's i call them John Wayne lmao its funny as hell because when im at parties ill be like "anyone down to light up a couple John Waynes?" and as soon as i say that the faces of every stoner at the place has a grin from ear to ear lol Timothy Mcjay is a good one i might start calling them that for now on

 

[thefinsack]

And everyone here on this thread happy black wednesday get fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jhopkins34]

I dropped one of my pipes and the mouth piece broke, but you could still hit it really well. So, since it was handicapped but still worked for the most part I named it Andres, he was one of the kids in special ed when I was in high school. I actually got to hit the pipe with one of Andres' real teacher and the guy found it hilarious that I named the pipe that. Then a loaned it to a friend and never saw it again, story of my life lol

 

[MrSaint]

Blue Betty is my girl. Short enough to fit in a shoebox lengthwise, clear with lots of blue and white streaks. Love the way her wide mouth tapers into a thin neck that curves around my hand and opens up into the bowl holding water Easy to hold while walking to and fro, tokin', thinking thoughts.

 

[thefinsack]

I dropped one of my pipes and the mouth piece broke, but you could still hit it really well. So, since it was handicapped but still worked for the most part I named it Andres, he was one of the kids in special ed when I was in high school. I actually got to hit the pipe with one of Andres' real teacher and the guy found it hilarious that I named the pipe that. Then a loaned it to a friend and never saw it again, story of my life lol

lmao u should never let your friends borrow your pipes i let my buddy use my 1st ever pipe never seen it again.lol handicapped pipe named Andres too funny

 

[smokeymcpotz]

my red bubblers called bloody throat. lol

 

[swishsweet]

My friend's dad has a 1 foot glow in the dark steamroller (at least it USED to glow in the dark) that he refuses to clean. He calls it the "Poop-chute" LOL I love asking his dad if he will finally wash the Poop-chute, using a serious tone.

 

[FuzzyHaze]

my friend had a simple sherlock pipe that we used all the time, somehow it got named Professor Longfellow Wadsworth. That pipe was awesome until it was broken while tripping on acid.

 

[jxpfeer]

My bong is sir lix-a-lot... cuz there's a scene of 2 lesbians in the glass. it's badass.