Duck Dynasty Plucked

beenthere said:

I asked if you thought UncleBucks comment was counterintuitive, remarkably, I got exactly what I anticipated, avoidance and a subtle defense for UncleBuck.


I think in the context of UncleBucks post, the better question would be, does one have to acquire knowledge and display it, in order to be considered intelligent.

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This only opens another can of worms: the difference between being intelligent ... and being "considered" intelligent.

Still no link.

UncleBuck said:

i'd like to see the resident white supremacists like bushy, specifically the ones who claim that blacks are from an "inferior lot" or are less somehow naturally less intelligent, show me trisomy 21's equivalent misprint in black people.

they can't, because it doesn't exist.

yet they persist with their foolish beliefs.

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I'm not a downs syndrome expert, by any means. Are you saying that black people do not suffer from downs?

UncleBuck said:

hey nitro, why do you hate gay people and feel that's OK to denigrate them as "fags"?

ya know, they've done studies about people like you that hate gays and are bigoted against gays.

turns out they get erections when they watch male on male gay porn. apparently, people like you are often harboring latent homosexual urges that you are not aware of or which you deny.

i guess what i am saying is that given what science says about bigoted anti-gay folks like you, your signature about putting male objects up one's ass just makes sense.

have fun with the sexually insecure men you bring on your inherited boat with you!

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The studies I am aware of is that 100% of males get stimulated when exposed to dude on dude porn. Most gay porn stars are straight. "tristian Baldwin" is a good friend of mind, and straight as a gun barrel.

BigNBushy said:

The studies I am aware of is that 100% of males get stimulated when exposed to dude on dude porn. Most gay porn stars are straight. "tristian Baldwin" is a good friend of mind, and straight as a gun barrel.

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How long have you been a part of the gay porn industry, BigotedNBushy?

Pinworm said:

How long have you been a part of the gay porn industry, BigotedNBushy?

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Awe... Thanks for abusing my handle

I have been paid to jerk off on camera. I'm sure mostly gay dudes watched it.

I've had a cock in my ass, but it was neither filmed nor for money.

This guy got his start dancing for women, made more money dancing got men.
He got into porn, made more money fucking dudes.
Found out he made even more money letting dudes fuck him.

It was a slippery slope for him, but he followed the money.

If my figures are right, he made about $500 in a scene where he fucked a girl.
In a scene where he got it in the ass he made 2-3k.

BigNBushy said:

Awe... Thanks for abusing my handle

I have been paid to jerk off on camera. I'm sure mostly gay dudes watched it.

I've had a cock in my ass, but it was neither filmed nor for money.

This guy got his start dancing for women, made more money dancing got men.
He got into porn, made more money fucking dudes.
Found out he made even more money letting dudes fuck him.

It was a slippery slope for him, but he followed the money.

If my figures are right, he made about $500 in a scene where he fucked a girl.
In a scene where he got it in the ass he made 2-3k.

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Starting to understand you a bit better. Buddy of mine got paid for something similar. What does that say about our society?

That pleasure and money to support a family super cede the ridiculous morals of an imaginary man. Christian days are over thank god. Ha pun intended.

Pinworm said:

Starting to understand you a bit better. Buddy of mine got paid for something similar. What does that say about our society?

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People like to jerk off... So much so they jerk off to people jerking off.

BigNBushy said:

People like to jerk off... So much so they jerk off to people jerking off.

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[video=youtube;16ygpuWUjCQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16ygpuWUjCQ[/video]

As long as I'm not the "master link" in this gigantic circle-jerk, I'm game....

cannabineer said:

This only opens another can of worms: the difference between being intelligent ... and being "considered" intelligent.

Still no link.

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I always thought of intelligence as your ability to take information and use it. Just regurgitating knowledge doesn't scream intelligence to me, maybe a type of intelligence that has to do with memory, but not intelligence in the purest intellectual form of interpreting data and making connections between sets of data.

JMO.

BigNBushy said:

People like to jerk off... So much so they jerk off to people jerking off.

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beating off watching somebody else beat off is just weird


i only beat off watching videos of myself beating off while watching a video of myself beating off.

Dr Kynes said:

beating off watching somebody else beat off is just weird


i only beat off watching videos of myself beating off while watching a video of myself beating off.

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But where did you get the first video of yourself jerking off to yourself jerking off, if that was the first time you jerked off to yourself?
DUN DUN DUN.....

I'm on to your shenanigans, Mr. Mc Fly. I bet Doc Brown held the camera.... lol


EDIT: Unless you jerked off in a mirror while video taping yourself, so you could simultaneously record the initial tape and watch yourself jerk off.... Then you wouldn't need the mirror for subsequent jerk offs, as you'd have a video of yourself jerking off to yourself jerking off, which you could then subsequently jerk off to.... lol

It's like.... Jerking off inception style.

Beefbisquit said:

But where did you get the first video of yourself jerking off to yourself jerking off to jerk off to, if that was the first time you jerked off to yourself jerking off? DUN DUN DUN.....

I'm on to your shenanigans, Mr. Mc Fly. I bet Doc Brown held the camera.... lol

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perhaps i pounded my ham while PRETENDING to watch a video, and inserted the image in Post Production...

thats right, its a real production. i still have trouble with the technicals though, sometimes the boom mic operator fucks up, or you can see the craft service table in frame.

the local Jacking Union is full of wankers.

Dr Kynes said:

beating off watching somebody else beat off is just weird


i only beat off watching videos of myself beating off while watching a video of myself beating off.

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Lawls. 10 gay-rachters

BigNBushy said:

The studies I am aware of is that 100% of males get stimulated when exposed to dude on dude porn.

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you're just not that bright at all.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

The two I am aware of showed signs of arrousal in all men, and it used EEG (electrodes hooked up to skull) to measure. All self reported heteros. Base-line was guy on girl and girl on girl, then the guy on guy came out. All men exhibited brain activity indicative of sexual arrousal. No cock measurements were taken.

The two studies are the same one I guess, the girl on girl baseline was conducted second, so a baseline could be established with no cocks in the picture, but the study was reliable in that both tests gave same results.

Psycology class spent a day on this. It's devoted to my memory, the results that is. I cannot remember any names, and won't devote too much time to look for it. Believe me or don't.

God forbid you say the wrong thing and offend the homosexuals.

They will sick the Gay Mafia on you.

They're too damn sensitive!

I say anyone who takes a stiff one up the behind shouldn't be so damn sensitive!

wheres your utah just legalized gay marriage thread???? or the new mexo legal, or any of them. you only want to bash a christian for standing up for his belief you dont care about homosexuality.

beans davis said:

God forbid you say the wrong thing and offend the homosexuals.

They will sick the Gay Mafia on you.

They're too damn sensitive!

I say anyone who takes a stiff one up the behind shouldn't be so damn sensitive!

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hahaaaaaaa free speech is never free...

I've never seen the duck show... I find any show about attention whoring to be rather boring...

Don't care what any "Reality" Star has to say... today tomorrow, or whenever....

Personal opinion's mean nothing to me...

So Duck man, has an opinion, and says it...

Why is anyone's opinion news...

My take:

The flamboyant attention whores parade around saying he's a bad man for using free speech to state an opinion...

The red neck attention whores go out and buy as many duck fart candles as possible to show the attention whore flamboyant groups up....

Seriously... this is where we are as a country....

The world laughs....

bongbrain said:

wheres your utah just legalized gay marriage thread???? or the new mexo legal, or any of them. you only want to bash a christian for standing up for his belief you dont care about homosexuality.

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It has nothing to do with standing up for ones belief's....

People on TV, want ratings...
Duck show, wants to make a stir, and get higher ratings...
You jump on bandwagon... for the ducks...
Don't you get it?

You are doing what the show's producers want?
It was all done with calculations...
The Duck peeps played their red neck poor me card, and all the dumb assed red neck christian's come to rescue...

Peeps are talking the duck show....
The producers of the duck show win...
You played into their hands...
Both sides have been played for better ratings...
Don't you feel silly now?