Door to door christian, have a date, need help.

Padawanbater2

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then again its stupid fucks like all these athiests and non believes in this thread why the world is really fucked. hmmm God started a war with people like you because you fucked people in the ass and created a horrible world. God had no choice but to start wars with stupid fucks like you people because greed got the best of you. you no what it was like back then. something like today. why would God start wars? hmm i wonder,you can't just buy and ask for land it doesn't work. if sodom and gamora never feel, think of what the world you be like LONG LIVE THE CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

Wow..

I'm really wondering if this guy just didn't get hammered and write this, it is truly the ramblings of a madman..
 

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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then again its stupid fucks like all these athiests and non believes in this thread why the world is really fucked. hmmm God started a war with people like you because you fucked people in the ass and created a horrible world. God had no choice but to start wars with stupid fucks like you people because greed got the best of you. you no what it was like back then. something like today. why would God start wars? hmm i wonder,you can't just buy and ask for land it doesn't work. if sodom and gamora never feel, think of what the world you be like LONG LIVE THE CHRIST!!!!!!!!!
lol calm down sunshine , if you're god was so great why did he put a g spot in your anus ? and why did he make it possible for men to have homosexual feelings , surely he would of just left that part out of a humans brain , if he hated it so much , im guessing this god of yours aint that clever ?
 

NietzscheKeen

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last time i had two ( very attractive ) young christian lady's knock on my door , they announced they were here to 'spread gods word' , i asked why would such a highly intelligent , all knowing all powerful higher being , get two young lady's like you to do his dirty work ,(it would be the equivalent of me trusting a garden slug to get an important work assignment to my boss on time) when he could illuminate his message in the sky , with the most spectacular fire work display man had ever seen . they looked at each other did a nervous giggle , and bid me good day . lol
That's how they get you. I've noticed that the majority of regular church going women are very attractive.
 

sunni

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heres my take on this.
you are neither going to become a believe and they wont become disbelievers, anything you comes up with against their faith they will have an answer or a reason, and vice versa , or why? to show them youre better? ...whats the point...there is none.
 

Zaehet Strife

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heres my take on this.
you are neither going to become a believe and they wont become disbelievers, anything you comes up with against their faith they will have an answer or a reason, and vice versa , or why? to show them youre better? ...whats the point...there is none.
Fun, that is the point. My pleasure at their expense, selfish maybe... but who isn't selfish every now and again. Dude stopped over today but i haven't finished highlighting my bible yet, and i was in the middle of playing "The Last of Us" which by the way, is an EPIC game so i didn't answer the door, check out that game dudes and dudettes it is badassss.

Like i said, i told dude to come over on tuesday, not on fuckin friday... duh fuck?! lol

Maybe i should put a sign on my front door that says "Patience young padawan, tuesday will come soon enough" lmfao!
 

schuylaar

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I did this with two JW's a few years ago. At first, they seemed pretty average, I had the same idea you had, I thought it might be fun to see what they believe and why and tell them why I believe what I believe and see what they think. I went into it with an open mind having already heard most of the arguments to support religion, but right from the start I could tell they had no intention of changing their minds. They brought up the usual tired old arguments... "The world is filled with design, just look around, how can you deny that someone made this?"... "How do you know what's right and wrong without God?"... etc. They gave me 5 or 6 books filled with religious propaganda that any skeptical person could debunk. Eventually after a few more meetings I could tell it wasn't going anywhere and anything further would just be a waste of everyones time.

The guy kept trying to contact me. I would hear it from my mom when I came home "hey, Wayne was looking for you today..", he even came to my job after I quit accepting his phone calls.

I don't think the bible quotes will do much, you don't get to be the door to door type of believer without having accepted every crazy word in that book already. They'll hear it and most likely dismiss anything you perceive as wrong as justified because God did it and to them, God can't do anything wrong. I have actually had believers justify horrible acts this way, brought that up and they just shrugged their shoulders smugly.

So good luck bro
Don't they have a "conversion" quota?
 

guy incognito

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heres my take on this.
you are neither going to become a believe and they wont become disbelievers, anything you comes up with against their faith they will have an answer or a reason, and vice versa , or why? to show them youre better? ...whats the point...there is none.
People convert all the time. I was raised a christian. I read the bible, and asked my own questions, and when the church had no satisfactory answers I began to seriously doubt my religion. Even if he doesn't get them to renounce their religion he might plant a seed of doubt. Maybe in 5 years years that seed will have blossomed and that person will be trying to convert their fellow christians to atheism.
 

Flaming Pie

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lol calm down sunshine , if you're god was so great why did he put a g spot in your anus ? and why did he make it possible for men to have homosexual feelings , surely he would of just left that part out of a humans brain , if he hated it so much , im guessing this god of yours aint that clever ?
You can reach the g spot through the anus, but you can also hit it without entering the anus. Nacho. Strong thrusts during intercourse will stimulate it as well.
 

sunni

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Fun, that is the point. My pleasure at their expense, selfish maybe... but who isn't selfish every now and again. Dude stopped over today but i haven't finished highlighting my bible yet, and i was in the middle of playing "The Last of Us" which by the way, is an EPIC game so i didn't answer the door, check out that game dudes and dudettes it is badassss.

Like i said, i told dude to come over on tuesday, not on fuckin friday... duh fuck?! lol

Maybe i should put a sign on my front door that says "Patience young padawan, tuesday will come soon enough" lmfao!
so you just like to argue? ...kinda dumb man, do something else with your time lol

People convert all the time. I was raised a christian. I read the bible, and asked my own questions, and when the church had no satisfactory answers I began to seriously doubt my religion. Even if he doesn't get them to renounce their religion he might plant a seed of doubt. Maybe in 5 years years that seed will have blossomed and that person will be trying to convert their fellow christians to atheism.
yup youre right people convert all the time, chances are though a door to door christian , mormon , or whatever is not going to be swayed that easily
and WHY why put the doubt there? to "free" them?
maybe zaehet will convert back ? but you probably didnt think that did you because youre only seeing 1 side of it

you atheists are like vegans, stuck up fucking know it all assholes. you guys think youre so fucking right, all the time , just leave the damn door to door christian guy alone. :roll:
 

sunni

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it just seems like to me, why do it, why be a dick and try to ruin someones faith? why ? i think you have some anger , you want to ruin his faith because "God" ruined someone FOR YOU, you have some serious anger and resentment from your life when you did have faith. so you wanna ruin it for everyone else.
If thats NOT the case and you simply just like to be an ass and argue ..than youre an ass, grow up and go back to playing your video games, throw out your highlighter, youre not going to "prove" anything to someone that devoted to their religion, and why you have a bible int he first place i have no clue since youre an atheist but you might as well throw that out too
 

dannyboy602

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...or give it to them. Mb they could use another one.
i never had Christians come to the door. Jehovah's Witness and Mormons. That's about it. Ill at least talk to the Mormons. They're so easy to talk to. Crazy how they ride bikes instead of drive cars. And I don't get the white shirts and ties. They almost got me to go to a Mormon church once. It would have been a cool experience but I never went. I'm too old to be changing religions. I would like to go to a Jewish temple. But just out of curiosity.
 

Dislexicmidget2021

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Z theres very little I can tell you on what to say here,,,but the bottom line is dont give any leeway for BS, just be completely honest about your point of view as you would here on RIU.

@Sunni ...dont be that chick
 

Dislexicmidget2021

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excuse me? ..
Its not nice to say things like this,thats what I am saying with... dont be that chick.The door to door christian is the one who wont leave people alone,so in turn they get logicaly mindf$#ed when they meet an atheist who will debate logic and rationale.
you atheists are like vegans, stuck up fucking know it all assholes. you guys think youre so fucking right, all the time , just leave the damn door to door christian guy alone.



 

sunni

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Its not nice thing to say things like this,thats what I am saying with... dont be that chick.The door to door christian is the one who wont leave people alone,so in turn they get logicaly mindf$#ed when they meet an atheist who will debate logic and rationale.
you atheists are like vegans, stuck up fucking know it all assholes. you guys think youre so fucking right, all the time , just leave the damn door to door christian guy alone.



atheists are assholes its the truth (at least the majority i know). ill say it most of them will do anything to spite someones faith just because the OP even stated hes doing it for self amusement

ill say it again hes just doing it to hurt someone he'll gain nothing but frustration arguing with someone who isnt going to change and same is said for the person trying to tell him about god
 

Dislexicmidget2021

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atheists are assholes its the truth (at least the majority i know). ill say it most of them will do anything to spite someones faith just because the OP even stated hes doing it for self amusement
I have met more than plenty of religious believers who are actualy assholes as well,hypocritical ones at that, and it is unfortunate when people who are atheist do the same exact thing.I will agree with one thing youre saying, atheists are smart people to begin with,with that being said, a greater capacity to be an ass accompanies the wit to discern BS and fact.But it isnt necessarily true that all atheist will simply just be an ass for the sake of it,as you seem to have labeled them.
 

sunni

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I have met more than plenty of religious believers who are actualy assholes as well,hypocritical ones at that, and it is unfortunate when people who are atheist do the same exact thing.I will agree with one thing youre saying, atheists are smart people to begin with,with that being said, a greater capacity to be an ass accompanies the wit to discern BS and fact.But it isnt necessarily true that all atheist will simply just be an ass for the sake of it,as you seem to have labeled them.
but OP is being an ass for the sake of it he even said so. that is why im labelling him i dont label all religious or non religious as assholes, just the ones that ARE assholes
Fun, that is the point. My pleasure at their expense,
you seemed to have missed that

anyways ill take my own advice and fuck off cause no point in arguing with people who arent going to change their minds :D
 

Dislexicmidget2021

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but OP is being an ass for the sake of it he even said so. that is why im labelling him i dont label all religious or non religious as assholes, just the ones that ARE assholes


you seemed to have missed that

anyways ill take my own advice and fuck off cause no point in arguing with people who arent going to change their minds :D

I didnt miss it actualy Sunni,,its what I said when that it is unfortunate when atheist do the same thing, but I chose not to point fingers with that sentence though.

wow,, you advised yourself to fuckoff? Thats rough, take it easy,,,it wasnt my intention to start shit with you anyway.:leaf:
 
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