dick-cheney-torture-i-would-do-it-again-in-a-minute-official-thread

heckler73

heckler73

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That's not quite Maddow, but close.
So pureed pasta and hummus, snooted up the poop chute with an icing anointment utensil isn't torture.

In defining torture he states it is, in his mind, "what 19 guys armed with airline tickets...and uh... boxcutters did to 3000 Americans on 911". :confused:

I bet that's torture to him since he's culpable.

In refining his definition later, his empirical research consists of what 3 POWs from Vietnam told him re: their opinions of waterboarding as torture. :confused:

Baghdadi was in custody and was let go...Cheney has a hard-on for him. He's still hunting down the guys who did 911.
So it wasn't Osama? Hmmmmmm... Dick has to juggle a lot of lies, doesn't he.

A clip with McCain talking about torture, taken in a context to make him sound like he's not a fan of it, not that he is.

And then Dick winds back to a Vietnam reference about waterboarding not being torture, mentioning this guy "Bud Day", again...
Bud Day... Bidet? Waterboarding?

A finale with Dick having to deal with his own words from 20 years ago, detailing his vision of Iraq in lieu of intervention. Oh sweet irony...

I will watch this again. 2 thumbs up (Dick's "not torture" feeding cavity).
Prison would be the least punishment...but he'd just pull a Ken Lay and fuck off to South America.
The guy is more teflon than the Mafia.
 
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heckler73

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NoDrama said:
Cheney is slipperier than the Teflon Don.

Jesus 'slipperier' is an awful looking word.
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And unlike Jesus, Cheney didn't need God's help to come back from the dead.
Energizer had his back on that. One couldn't even say his heart was in the right place, at the time...
 
Dr Kynes

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if hooking khalid sheikh mohmmad's nipples up to a car battery saves even one innocent life, then i'd throw the switch myself.

if putting a flimsy ineffective device on my gun which might render it useless at the time i need it most might prevent one idiot from accidentally shooting themselves in the face, i would NOT do it, cuz nobody who might accidentally shoot themselves in the face is not allowed to fuck with my guns.

why do you want terrorists to blow up children, and expect me to disable my guns which would never commit acts of terrorism?

why do you hate children so much?

youre a monster.
 
UncleBuck

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Dr Kynes said:
if hooking khalid sheikh mohmmad's nipples up to a car battery saves even one innocent life, then i'd throw the switch myself.

if putting a flimsy ineffective device on my gun which might render it useless at the time i need it most might prevent one idiot from accidentally shooting themselves in the face, i would NOT do it, cuz nobody who might accidentally shoot themselves in the face is not allowed to fuck with my guns.

why do you want terrorists to blow up children, and expect me to disable my guns which would never commit acts of terrorism?

why do you hate children so much?

youre a monster.
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you tried to make a funny point, but it backfires because we all know you would torture any muslim even if it never saved a single life.
 
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schuylaar

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Dr Kynes said:
if hooking khalid sheikh mohmmad's nipples up to a car battery saves even one innocent life, then i'd throw the switch myself.

if putting a flimsy ineffective device on my gun which might render it useless at the time i need it most might prevent one idiot from accidentally shooting themselves in the face, i would NOT do it, cuz nobody who might accidentally shoot themselves in the face is not allowed to fuck with my guns.

why do you want terrorists to blow up children, and expect me to disable my guns which would never commit acts of terrorism?

why do you hate children so much?

youre a monster.
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you're just mad because i made a good point as evidenced by the highlighted.

EDIT: if i were @Rob Roy i would be pissed.

 
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heckler73

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UncleBuck said:
you tried to make a funny point, but it backfires because we all know you would torture any muslim even if it never saved a single life.
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But what if it was a Muslim child who wanted to play with his guns?
Would he hook the child up to the electric nipple excitation device to teach them not to?
I sense a moral dilemma there...
Or is it a false dilemma since the Muslim child wouldn't be allowed in the home in the first place?
 
Dr Kynes

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schuylaar said:
you're just mad because i made a good point as evidenced by the highlighted.

EDIT: if i were @Rob Roy i would be pissed.

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yeah yeah yeah, everything is a meltdown, because you cant make a cogent argument.

terrorists are pirates, villains who operate outside the laws of any civilized land.

attempting to claim that the inability to find the results of tests that the manufacturers of "smart guns" have never allowed to be done is proof of the indestructibility of those gadgets, and thus evidence that terrorists deserve to be housed at luxury hotel spa on the french riviera, or they should be released is simply idiotic.

that is typical Bucklefucklism.

if anyone is "melting down" it's you.

cuz after all, if it saves even one life, isnt it worth taking away somebody's rights?
 
NLXSK1

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The problem I have is with the definition of torture and the fact that we openly discuss it anyway.

In my opinion, water boarding is not life threatening and does not leave permanent scars so I dont consider it torture. Nor do I consider keeping someone in the cold, sleep deprivation, loud music, etc. Sometimes after 3000+ Innocent American people die I dont really care what my government does to individuals that are not American citizens and who do not qualify for the Geneva Convention.

Americans are some of the most crazy vicious killers on the planet when backed into a corner and thus by result one of the more peaceful countries in the world. I dont apologize for it.

As soon as Obama stops killing random people with drones we can talk...
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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heckler73 said:
But what if it was a Muslim child who wanted to play with his guns?
Would he hook the child up to the electric nipple excitation device to teach them not to?
I sense a moral dilemma there...
Or is it a false dilemma since the Muslim child wouldn't be allowed in the home in the first place?
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i wouldnt let any child play with my guns, cuz im a responsible adult.

implying that i have installed some kind of molsem testing device at all my doors and windows to prevent muzzies from getting in is ridiculous.

a devout moslem wouldnt WANT to enter my home, unless they were up to no good, which would place them in peril of getting shot just like any other ne'er-do-well who might try to sneak into my domicile

why wouldnt a muzzie want to enter my home?


my house has dogs in it
pretty much every room in my house has been used for non-halal animal butchering at one point or another
my extensive use of Bacon has infused the very walls with the savory scent of smoked pork products (U Jelly?)
i often have dried salamis hanging from the rafters
my bookshelves are packed with works from the banal to profane, guaranteed to offend the religious sensibilities of anyone not of my very specific faith
Idols. Idols everywhere!
Ronnie James Dio gazes down from his fiery throne at the feet of Magog in my living room.
Casbah level Rocking occurs here regularly. (yes, my amps go to 11)
you cant hear the "call to prayer" from anywhere in my neighborhood.

everything about me is Haram, and i prefer it that way.
 
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