KaliSmok3
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haha. hey ive had alot of things go thru my mind that id like to do and havent done yet...all the time. I think of something new and im like damn i gotta try that hahahaha.
Wishful Thinking: Recieve a "Blumpkin"....rofl.
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Wishful Thinking: Recieve a "Blumpkin"....rofl.
iamthatguy
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Do you even know what a blumpkin is?
Wikidbchofthewst
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I <3 cool sheets
johnMcClould
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crazy i give crazy i tore my dick was it worth it FUCK NO lol
Yeah
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elaborate please.
xmissxaliex
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a blumpkin.. what is that again? colin said that to me once to see what i'd say and still won't tell me what it is.. lmao.
TodayIsAGreenday
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giving a bj while you man is on the shitter
Stoney McFried
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Yuck!Did you get that from tucker max?
xmissxaliex
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YES! thats it never mind he DID tell me. he got his old girl drunk one day and made her do that.
i told him if he ever disrespected me like that.. well. lol. i'm mean, thats all ima sayy.
thats sick though lol he made his ex do so much shit that girl was such a slut and cheated on him with like 3 other guys at one point and was pregnant with some other guys baby while she dated him and didn't tell.
ugh.
TodayIsAGreenday
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yah i got a blumpkin from the ex before... she was wasted and i was just sitting there taking a shit minding my own business and she came in and just started sucking, like got down on her knees and didnt even ask just grabbed it and started going at it, not that i was gonna say anything... it was just a little wierd, i think she was too drunk to notice that i was pooping
and ive known what a blumpkin was since i was like 13, i learned that term the same day i learned how to give an angry pirate
and ive known what a blumpkin was since i was like 13, i learned that term the same day i learned how to give an angry pirate
xmissxaliex
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why is a blumpkin so cool, thats disgusting lol. and it would smell horrible. god. haha.
TodayIsAGreenday
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not mine, my shits smell like fresh cut roses
xmissxaliex
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TodayIsAGreenday
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lmao... yes it is... but were sum weird ass people....
and atleast its in the apropriate thread
wow im still REALLY tired
i think im gonna smoke this bowl and go back to bed before i have to go to work
and atleast its in the apropriate thread
wow im still REALLY tired
i think im gonna smoke this bowl and go back to bed before i have to go to work
iamthatguy
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Whats an angry pirate?
TodayIsAGreenday
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lmao, its my favorite
You get dome from your girl then pull out and bust in her eye then kick her in the shin
that way she hops around on one leg with one eye closed going "arrrrrgh"
and shes angry
iamthatguy
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lmao ..... ok
xmissxaliex
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colins ex was trying to give him a blumpkin like i said lol but she passed out and he left her there. dude i'm glad he doesn't treat me like that at ALL lol.