Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.
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TodayIsAGreenday
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wow thats so hilarious, both the picture and the ex passing out
he obviously didn't care for her as much as he does you, woman who act like they don't deserve respect, wont get any
and passing out because your really wasted, while trying to give your man a blumpkin , isnt very respectable
he obviously didn't care for her as much as he does you, woman who act like they don't deserve respect, wont get any
and passing out because your really wasted, while trying to give your man a blumpkin , isnt very respectable
KaliSmok3
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umm no i just say random things and hope they make sense?
of course i know what it is...
Stoney McFried
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That's bad.Nobody should treat a girl like that.No girl should put up with it.
Still doesn't give anyone a right to treat anyone like that.
TodayIsAGreenday
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what about strippers? theyll let you say anything you want to them as long as you give them a dollar
xmissxaliex
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she was just as bad to him though, she was pregnant with someone's kid after she started going out with him, she would slap him and fuckin, hit pans over his head.. it was baddd.
so thats how he broke up with her because she did bad things and talked shit. and cheated through their relationship
tallanasty
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i put my pe-pe into a va-j-j and it got really itchy...crazy story.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarah22
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strippers are so much fun...
lol
Budsworth
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Allright I was with this chick and we ended up at my place. She told me she loved anal so we went there and when I withdrew my meat missle it had a piece of corn stuck tight to the end of my johnson. She look down upon it and from then on out she always called me kernal.
What a "corny" story.....Allright I was with this chick and we ended up at my place. She told me she loved anal so we went there and when I withdrew my meat missle it had a piece of corn stuck tight to the end of my johnson. She look down upon it and from then on out she always called me kernal.
Sorry guys... I had too.
ALX420
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anal sex is like the movie "Cliffhanger"Allright I was with this chick and we ended up at my place. She told me she loved anal so we went there and when I withdrew my meat missle it had a piece of corn stuck tight to the end of my johnson. She look down upon it and from then on out she always called me kernal.
dont look down.
no one wants to see a shitty carabiner.
tipsgnob
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a few years back some friends and I took my RV to mardi gras for some serious ass partying...I was the the only single person on the trip, but I was trippn and it's new orleans I am bound to get laid. on the last night I still had not gotten laid and my buddies had been getting too drunk to do any fucking either, so I didn't feel to bad...so I am in the bedroom in the back sleeping away and hear the door open and a woman says Jimmy(my cousin) are you in here? the next thing I know my cousins naked, drunk girlfriend is in bed with me and proceeds to fuck and suck my brains out...the next day we were getting the RV ready for the trip home and she pulls me aside and says, "I really did think you were Jimmy" . they later got married and when I see her all I can do is smile...
sarah22
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hahaha that must make for interesting family gatherings! does ur cousin know that u had this little rendezvous with his now wife? lol
tipsgnob
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ohhh no...jimmy would go crazy...but she still looks good.....
holmes
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My girl at the time, and i found an empty room in the college we are attending, and she was like come on ill help you relax for your test. we close the door and turn off the lights cause she thought that motion sensor thing on the corner of the room was a camera, now we couldnt lock the door cause we'd be fuked, so i positioned her hands to hold the door down while i took care of her from behind.
i had to let it go in the garbage can, as soon as we walked out janitor is bout a room down getting ready to clean this one, i was like damn, i hope he doesnt realize what hes cleaning up.
i had to let it go in the garbage can, as soon as we walked out janitor is bout a room down getting ready to clean this one, i was like damn, i hope he doesnt realize what hes cleaning up.
FLoJo
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damn. better hope jimmy doesnt read RUI, i have on that doesnt exactly have sex in it, but it is a crazy story which i am still infamous for today lol... its long so i will try to get it on the next page so you dont have to scroll back n forth cuz of this huge ass pic lol