Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

"its like the sunlight is, is dancing on my face man, like literally doin the fuckin flamingo on my cheeks..."

Kid- Did you just use your study guide as rolling paper?
Me- Um yeah, im out..
Kid- Wow how you gunna study
Me- I dont need to study, the answers will be inside me ^_^
 

ArcadiaAbsent

Active Member
While watching curling during the winter olympics a year ago with a friend who is near sited, trying to examine the flags next to the team scores of England vs Germany on tv:

"Man, Germany is kicking Britain's ass! Or wait, is that the South?"
 

VER D

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best quote i herd high was when i was stoned outta my mind was when i was gettin pizza from the delivery chick n she told me "sir, are you okay?" i wanted to laugh so hard
 

Don Stoner

Active Member
On a summers morning after a wake n bake i came to this conclusion:
I believe that, belief without evidence [Religion] is stupidity. but i have no evidence for this
 

newworldicon

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Walking up to the main stage at V festival in Cape Town in 2001 wired on acid staring at two brothers helping each other to walk in my direction....upon passing them I overheard the one say to the other....." There must be an explanation for all of this" looking bewildered!
 

bunnyface

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aye,,my dad always says 'everything in moderation',,
but Oscar Wilde once said ' Moderation is a fatal thing, Nothing succeeds in life like excess'.
 

MoeD

Member
"For real, on a scale of one to a pig rolling around in his own shit of how fucked up i am....I am the cup in two girls one cup"
 

HarryCarey

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"Instead of marching down the street with M-1's and M-16's and all these rifles and stuff why not march down the street with a couple a guitars"-Jimi Hendrix Christmas on Earth concert 1967

"If you dont sing along I'm gonna put a curse on everybody here........ all of your babies will be born completely naked"-Hendrix 1967

Second one was just funny cause you dont expect that..and of course babies ARE born naked
 

benny blanco

Active Member
Say man, you got a joint? No not on me. You'd be a lot cooler if you did


I love high school, I get older and they stay the same age
 
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