Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

"the only reason we have time is so everything doesn't happen at once"

Qué es la vida? Un frenesí.
¿Qué es la vida? Una ilusión,
una sombra, una ficción,
y el mayor bien es pequeño:
que toda la vida es sueño,
y los sueños, sueños son."

translate:


What is life? A frenzy.
What is life? An illusion
a shadow, a fiction,
and the greatest good is:
that all life is a dream,
and dreams.... they're dreams....

Segismund, Character Life is a Dream by Pedro Calderon de la Barca

"I'm tired of hearing ya'll talk about Texas, Texas is alot like like old pussy....yeah....its down there but who in the hell cares?" -old redneck at a bar.

"The Good Times Of Today, Are The Sad Thoughts Of Tomorrow" - Bob Marley

A guy ask me if I want a ciggaret

me - Not if it regular smoke

Fabulous furry freak brothers : Dope gets you through time of no money, better than money gets you through times of no dope!

all we know is all we are

Love doesn't need a complicated metaphor, and sometimes nothing needs to be said at all.

i heard this a lot at a job all the time, which I went to stoned all the time..... i was a server....

"Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one and they all stink!!"

so if your fat in this bitch then throw your muthafuckn hands up! woot!

nah for real
"A man should be judged by the quality of his work, not the quality of his piss." KMK

"the knife is naturally drawn to violence"

Time is the thief of memory.

"It's better to be somebody for a day, than a nobody for a lifetime" the Kidd Frankie

thats from an awesommmmeee movie called "The Business", its about british criminals who smuggle hash from morroco. I seriously recomend it to everyone on here!

friend:"pow right in the kissa"
me:"why the fuck would u hit me im driving"
friend:"bird bird bird bird is the word"

NorthernChronic said:

Here's some for the Canadians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuKkM-tqN0&feature=related

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LMFAO thank you northern that made my night. haha i dont live too far from these guys haha. i dont watch it often but its humorous.

" when a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesnt have any choice,just like trinity,shes going to grow up and be a shit apple tree, just like her father" lol

"two tits and a hole will always get you into a hole" lmao

When life gives your oranges, yad best learn to make orange juice.

money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch, wind up in some serious shit -biggie