Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

"God....... Please let me be the person my dog thinks i am"

this vid ruins it after the first few segments, but this moment is the best of that movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzcQYX9fwmk&feature=related

Its easy to get what you want, whats hard is knowing for sure what you wanna get.

I can't find my mood ring and i'm not quite sure how I feel about that!

When man seeks too much power and gets it, he winds up with no ability to exercise it and thus no power at all.

"maybe a raccoon took it." - my neighbor

''MArijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs, it leads to gardening''

letitgrow77 said:

''MArijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs, it leads to gardening''

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Aint that the Truth!!!!! Pot doesn't turn people into criminals, it turns them into farmers.

"Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you." - Gordon Gekko.

It wasn't so much the quote itself as the look on my incredibly stoned friend's face as she said it....she took one look at the freshly delivered pizza and said "I'm so happy I could SHIT!"

Which made me think...wow, a good shit really CAN make me happy! How do you spell relief?

lol!

They say evil prevails when good men fail to act.....What they should have said was.....Evil Prevails.

There is no gravity....the earth sucks.

Way back when, in H.S.
Me, to my Best Friend: I'm not stupid, I'm just stoned.
Airy Andi: oh, okay. I'm not stoned, I'm just stupid.

This didn't blow my mind, but it did have me laughing so hard! I still chuckle when it crossesy mind, because she was totally serious!

"i laughed so hard i almost backfired." - my wife

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."

"It's better to regret something you've done than to regret not doing it at all"

april said:

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."

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†LHAO† Thats some funny shit...

You know what? Tell it to my butt! Thats the only thing here that gives a sh!t

Young pussies are like snowflakes.........
Its fun to try and catch them on my tongue.