Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
Daniel J. Boorstin

"The past is certified as a finished product"

Not an amazing quote, but with what I was dealing with at the time it helped me a lot

ass n tittays

"were not getting fucked down... were getting fucked up"

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope,
which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Dr. Seuss

Dr. Suess is wicked on acid...†LOL† sorry, just had to say...

NorthernChronic said:

Here's some for the Canadians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuKkM-tqN0&feature=related

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ahahahahaha TPB are the shit. "you know what a shit-berometer is bub?... measures the shit pressure in the air, you can feel it, listen bubs, you hear that, the sounds of the whispering winds of shit" hahahah

...a french speaking person asks a question regarding smoking and nasal congestion on an english forum: "will I be able to breed deeper if I quit?"

True story

Here's my favorite from dune

""Muad'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn. It's shocking to find how many people do not believe they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult."

i sell happiness at 10 quid a gram, i still laugh at that.

"I think I can hear a microwave on the other side of this wall, must be like a break room or something..." - me
"so what does that mean?" - heph
"we should be quiter.." - me
"oh...well...its your hit *hands over bong*...so...hit it quietly?" -heph

"i used to work in a pepper factory, picking out flyshit with a boxing glove" -anonomous....i laughed for 10 mins when i heard a guy say this.

If we choose to exist purely in a reality of our own making, does that render us insane? And if it does, isn't that better than a life of despair?

JXChaos said:

"do you like getting handjobs? yes!? do you like giving hanjobs? ew noo!! then your a hipicriter too" haha harold kumar 2

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I like but was hypocritocizer too.

What if Cat really meant Dog?

There is a war on drugs and the people on drugs are winning. ha....

texas was hit by a tragic tornado .... reports suggest $10M worth of improvements were made.

"ever wonder why guys have a seam line on their sac"

Never thought of it until I was asked.

i heard this, literally 2 sec. before being driven into a lake."i'm a good driver."