Your Stoner Lingo

assrabbi

assrabbi

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Shit man its been dry as fuck for the last month. All I can find is this dirt-weed that all the pisas have, smells like donkey shit. 2 joints of that shit and I'm barely buzzin. But now that my homies re-upped the kush and widow and blu-cheese is back in my sack. Shit man one hit of that kush you'll be high, a joint of that shit you'll be blazed/ripped. But pull a gram through my lux beaker bottom and you'll be gone. Just gone man. Oh you only got mersh, how is it? yum some kind buds..mersh prices minus the seeds, green and skunky but not quite the bomb. stop nigger lippin the blunt bitch! whatever then I'll just rip the bong keep your slobbery ass blunt. Bud chronic herb smoke ganj ganja mersh schwag kb kind bud reggie regs regular..weed! giant swinging goat testicles. Thats what I usually call my herb though.

A fictious narrative out of NM. usa.
 
assrabbi

assrabbi

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raeman1990 said:
hah thats pretty similar to what we do, all my weed shit is in a camera bag so i would say were going to film,

"lets go film" = lets go smoke
"You got any tapes?" = do you have weed?
"Camera/video camera" = bong/piece
"Grab a flash" = get a lighter

it worked cause i was in advanced film 2 in high school so i was always filming (actually filming, not smoking)
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You make me feel cool :bigjoint:
 
Sjerpsy

Sjerpsy

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all the old code talk went out the window when EVERYONE started smoking weed and it became more socially acceptable! thank god...
 
dragula05

dragula05

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In the commercial business we call it "getting some inspiration" or "you down for an inspirational smoke" if say we have a long boring edit in front of us.
 
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ThatPirateGuy

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Me and my buds try and make our code funny enough for the smokers to get it and our respective families and spouses that do not approve still do not quite know whats up.
right now we are using "hey man we could totally eat that pig" (name that reference for + rep )
 
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captain792000

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assrabbi said:
Shit man its been dry as fuck for the last month. All I can find is this dirt-weed that all the pisas have, smells like donkey shit. 2 joints of that shit and I'm barely buzzin. But now that my homies re-upped the kush and widow and blu-cheese is back in my sack. Shit man one hit of that kush you'll be high, a joint of that shit you'll be blazed/ripped. But pull a gram through my lux beaker bottom and you'll be gone. Just gone man. Oh you only got mersh, how is it? yum some kind buds..mersh prices minus the seeds, green and skunky but not quite the bomb. stop nigger lippin the blunt bitch! whatever then I'll just rip the bong keep your slobbery ass blunt. Bud chronic herb smoke ganj ganja mersh schwag kb kind bud reggie regs regular..weed! giant swinging goat testicles. Thats what I usually call my herb though.

A fictious narrative out of NM. usa.
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speaking of kush...my dealers getting a few pounds of orange kush in a couple of weeks from cali shipped over here to the east coast...ive never smoked it....is orange kush good stuff?? i cant wait...:eyesmoke:

around here we ...

get ripped
smoke a fatty
burn......
just the usual slang...
 
whoLeBaked

whoLeBaked

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if your chillin in a pow wow (circle) and you want it to come your way you call the side before anyone else can: left- "left is law" right - "right is rule"
 
DoctorGreen

DoctorGreen

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In PHX we say:

Commersh, Brick, Regs, Dirt, Shit Weed, Regular Shit, Smoke, Greens, Greenery

Kind, KB, Kibbles, KillaBees, Indo, Ganj, Primo, Purps,

We blaze, burn, toke, smoke, cheeze, cheif, puff and pass to the left

'Go to the store' = drive around the block and blaze. We do that a lot here... Come back with shit from Circle K and your good to go. Might as well grab some munchies anyway....
 
SEF

SEF

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Smoke, Blaze, Spark, Toke.

Reggies, Chronic, Schwag.

When I lived in Wisconsin one of my friends told me never to buy chronic because he said it was laced with coke, they called chrons mids or middies out there. Has anyone else heard that before?
 
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