Enzee
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I live in New Zealand, our stoner lingo isn't that extreme.
NZ Stoner lingo 101
$20 NZD will get you 0.8g-1.2g of bud, usually always wrapped in tinfoil, which we call a tin.
Dealers are usually called tinnie houses.
"Yo, I'll go get a tin and we'll have a blaze."
Fiddy bags are fiddy bags.
We call an ounce an OZ or just an ounce.
A pound is a pound.
Stoner 1: "Smell this..."
Stoner 2: "Damn, that's some skunky nug!"
Stoner 3: "Yep, that's some dank bud."
Cone = Bowl
Various other lingo:
Stoner 1: "Keen for a cone?"
Stoner 1: "Let's have a sesh man."
Stoner 2: "Ok."
*Session commences*
Stoner 1: "I'm fucking ripped!"
Stoner 2: "I'm irie as fuck."
If someone rips a packed cone, we have alot of emphasis on the word "cream" to imply how harsh the hit was.
"Holy shit that was a creamy bucket, I'm so blazed..."
Joints are J's, doobs, fat ones or just straight joints.
"Bro, let's spark up this doob."
Methods of smoking usually include: Bong, joint, buckie (bottle with bottom cut off, with cone (bowl) piece as the lid, that sits in a bucket of water) or bucket, squeegie (plastic bottle 3/4 filled with water and cone (bowl) piece as the lid), can, vapes, lungs (plastic bag attached to cone (bowl) piece).
It's also very common for people that don't have access to an abundance of bud to add tobacco to their cones (myself included), we call these: spin cones, chop or spliff.
Etc etc.
NZ Stoner lingo 101
$20 NZD will get you 0.8g-1.2g of bud, usually always wrapped in tinfoil, which we call a tin.
Dealers are usually called tinnie houses.
"Yo, I'll go get a tin and we'll have a blaze."
Fiddy bags are fiddy bags.
We call an ounce an OZ or just an ounce.
A pound is a pound.
Stoner 1: "Smell this..."
Stoner 2: "Damn, that's some skunky nug!"
Stoner 3: "Yep, that's some dank bud."
Cone = Bowl
Various other lingo:
Stoner 1: "Keen for a cone?"
Stoner 1: "Let's have a sesh man."
Stoner 2: "Ok."
*Session commences*
Stoner 1: "I'm fucking ripped!"
Stoner 2: "I'm irie as fuck."
If someone rips a packed cone, we have alot of emphasis on the word "cream" to imply how harsh the hit was.
"Holy shit that was a creamy bucket, I'm so blazed..."
Joints are J's, doobs, fat ones or just straight joints.
"Bro, let's spark up this doob."
Methods of smoking usually include: Bong, joint, buckie (bottle with bottom cut off, with cone (bowl) piece as the lid, that sits in a bucket of water) or bucket, squeegie (plastic bottle 3/4 filled with water and cone (bowl) piece as the lid), can, vapes, lungs (plastic bag attached to cone (bowl) piece).
It's also very common for people that don't have access to an abundance of bud to add tobacco to their cones (myself included), we call these: spin cones, chop or spliff.
Etc etc.
