Your favorite sayings

SabreKittie said:

Just how old do you think I am?! I just looked it up and that movie came out before I was born. No way it was "past my time."

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Thats not what i meant.. it was before ur young ass time!
Thats gonna b my personal quote! Lol.
So how young are u? Cause thatsa cult clasic they even made a video game based on that movie back in 2005.

Go big or go home(less).

Oh this ones good, watched lock stock and two smoming barrels last week.
If the milk is sour I aint the kinda pussy to drink it

Can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

If you can't do the time don't do the crime.

A mother f**er I may be but the mother I f**k does not belong to me.

SabreKittie said:

I sincerely hope all the racists and homophobic comments on here are 100% kidding.


Because so, so not cool.

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Stay out of the Politics section. Jus' sayin'

When life gives you lemons you say fuck the lemons and bail.

Growan said:

Stay out of the Politics section. Jus' sayin'

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That's the second time you've warned me, but I assure you I have zero interest in a screaming match for its own sake, which is pretty much the very definition of a political forum.

SabreKittie said:

That's the second time you've warned me, but I assure you I have zero interest in a screaming match for its own sake, which is pretty much the very definition of a political forum.

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Yup. I expect I'll warn you again too!
It's a drum I like to beat. A hat I wear. You might say I'd tie my donkey to it...

When someone attempts something that totally fails, socially, "Well, that went over like a pregnant pole vaulter with a trick knee!"

Learned that in hs from a good friends mom.

he's always chasing the pot of gold. But when he gets there, and the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.

Or, and hear me out here, I'll do wtf I want and not give a shit about anything you say

"Ow it hurts. No don't stop."

Anyone said "let's call a spade a spade" yet?

ClaytonBigsby said:

Anyone said "let's call a spade a spade" yet?

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No, because that's the just the pot calling the kettle black!! Ooooohhh!

You're about as useful as a chocolate teapot. This got used this morning when I asked my bf to simply hang the washing out and he restarted the whole cycle!!

I also like the quote of the peanut vendor

"I'm not trying to burn down the world, I'm just trying to keep my nuts warm."

Speak softly but carry a big stick.

Courage is not the lack of fear but action in spite of it.

In there like butt hair.

whitebb2727 said:

In there like butt hair.

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Lmao that's funny, we've always said

In there like swimwear

I'm gonna fuck everybody up with "in there like butt hair" lol

"A man can build a thousand bridges and suck one cock, to the world he isn't a bridge builder, he's a cock sucker"

Once, before a bar fight, this guy called my friend a cocksucker (in anger, it was all very serious) and my friend says "geez, you suck ONE cock...." a few people laughed then we started throwing an ass beating

Desperate people do desperate things.

Fuck the fuckin' fuckers eh?

My spouse calls me crazy...I say Ya but I'm your crazy!