You Know You're A Stoner When.

When someone started a thread on how to make hash out of a seedling you know they are a stoner
 
you know your a stoner when your gamertag on xbox live is kr0nickiller420 and you teapot project in your highschool ciramics class is bob marley smokin a blunt with rasta colored tea cups. cant post a pic cause my phone is being a douche but i definitely will once it starts working
 
cannabineer said:
... those weird ass random things on an Asian grocery shelf all look delicious. cn
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dude, speaking of asian grocery stores, last one I was at had these really cool looking rice/mush/banana concoction with an almost dough, stretchy consistency...It was delicious. I was high as hell, so maybe thats why, but still, it was delicious.
 
You know you're a stoner when you can think back to stuff like: you're dating a girl...she's at home and you get to her apartment after a night out with the boys...there's a bag of sunchips, a beer, and a note that reads "eat these, drink this, brush your teeth - and whatever you do...wake me up".

:)
 
You know you're a stoner when you decide that for the rest of the day, everytime you do something right you get to reward yourself with a hoot. Then by noon you aren't high enough so you decide to "punish" yourself with a hoot every time you do something wrong. Then, by the end of the day you realize you are finding any excuse possible to either "reward" or "punish" yourself, and it doesn't even matter which.

....go to bed. Wake up. Repeat.
 
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