You know you're a stoner when you decide that for the rest of the day, everytime you do something right you get to reward yourself with a hoot. Then by noon you aren't high enough so you decide to "punish" yourself with a hoot every time you do something wrong. Then, by the end of the day you realize you are finding any excuse possible to either "reward" or "punish" yourself, and it doesn't even matter which.
....go to bed. Wake up. Repeat.