You Know You're A Stoner When.

Luger187

Well-Known Member

• Sep 25, 2011

• #21

RavenMochi said:

Thats not a stoner, thats a zealot...

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lol wouldnt a person doing the stoning be considered a stoner?

 

RavenMochi

Well-Known Member

• Sep 25, 2011

• #22

Luger187 said:

lol wouldnt a person doing the stoning be considered a stoner?

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OH FUCK, STONER ZEALOTS, WE REALLY ARE BONED!

 

Marlboro47

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2011

• #23

You know your a stoner when: You buy grams(at the same price after 28grams as an oz) every day instead of oz every 1-2weeks.

 

2fast92

Well-Known Member

• Sep 28, 2011

• #24

When the only thing you ever think about is smoking or growing weed.

 

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justadude420

Well-Known Member

• Sep 29, 2011

• #25

When you have a 420 Tattoo on your leg.

 

ohmy

Well-Known Member

• Sep 29, 2011

• #26

When you get really high and start threads on R.I.U and forget why you started them and go start another worthless thread

 

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member

• Sep 29, 2011

• #27

You order pizza and when it gets to your house you realize you had one in the oven, and when you take it out of the oven you notice it still has the cardboard on the bottom of it.

 

2fast92

Well-Known Member

• Sep 29, 2011

• #28

When your favorite sound is the click-click of a Bic.

 

MrMeagadam

Active Member

• Oct 1, 2011

• #29

when you have a crippiling fear of drug tests

 

ohmy

Well-Known Member

• Oct 1, 2011

• #30

when your plants are in better shape then you are along with spendding more on the garden then your house

 

TogTokes

Well-Known Member

• Oct 1, 2011

• #31

When you have a Bob Marley tat on your arms.

 

grizlbr

Active Member

• Oct 2, 2011

• #32

Wajimaya said:

Have 5 different scented candles always burning especially at night.

Have bathroom air fresheners for their bed room. (living with roommates who don't toke up)

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I told some1 to do this today Dude? 4 keyless?

 

Luger187

Well-Known Member

• Oct 2, 2011

• #33

you know your a stoner when youve been smoking weed everyday for years.

 

anotherdaymusic

Well-Known Member

• Oct 20, 2011

• #34

you know youre a stoner when you have to label your food as "regular" and "weed".

you know youre a stoner when you forget youre high.

you know youre a stoner when you smirk when you are driving on the interstate and smell weed. (maybe even salivate)

you know youre a stoner when you relax after work with a blunt before you reach for a beer.

 

jadeey

Active Member

• Oct 20, 2011

• #35

You know you're a stoner when you buy something for yourself and then think damn I couldve bought sone weed instead

 

ohmy

Well-Known Member

• Oct 20, 2011

• #36

you know when your stoned when you forget why you opened a thread so you just post stupid shit and see who replies

 

Sara Saw It

Active Member

• Oct 21, 2011

• #37

You know you're a stoner...

when you don't have an appetite until after you smoke. Its gotta be the appetizer.

when you want to get high during a sexual encounter. "Hold on, I need to toke up."

 

jadeey

Active Member

• Oct 21, 2011

• #38

Sara Saw It said:

when you want to get high during a sexual encounter. "Hold on, I need to toke up."

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lol I did that once I was hitting his piece while he was hitting something else ;D

 

Brick Top

New Member

• Oct 21, 2011

• #39

You Know You're A Stoner When ... you can't think of anything witty to use to finish the sentence, you know you're a stoner when ..................... but you think you do anyway.

 

anotherdaymusic

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• Oct 21, 2011

• #40

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