You Know You're a Stoner if....

You know you're a stoner when it takes you 20 minutes to type a 108 letter reply to this thread because you were counting the letters.

i know im a stoner
it says so right next to my name to remind me

dannyboy602 said:

i know im a stoner
it says so right next to my name to remind me

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Touche' good sir

you know ur a stoner wen u leave n forget that u left the fucken water running n resovors fucken floods hahahahaha

you know ur a stoner when u dam i forgot im not kidding

u know ur a stoner n your window claters becasue of the big deseils trucks maken your window shake n u stick a bud in the window so it would stop maken that noise n u for get about it six month down the line you open your window cuz its summer n u just relized the bud falls out n u remember and laugh about it n u smoke it anyways....

You know your a stoner when u fall asleep with yur hand in a box of lucky charms then dream about the toy prize in the cereal being a glove made out of weed.

bicycleday said:

...you are constantly batting off to 420 girls

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The marijuana modelling group? I'm in that! X3

You know you're a stoner if you used your train ticket home as roach paper *facepalms at self*

You KNOW your a stoner if you actively post on RIU and totally forgot the whole situation with the meth plant guy, even though that was the funniest shit I remember that xD

You know you're a stoner if you used your train ticket home as roach paper *facepalms at self*

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Once as a kid, we were rolling joints, and used THE TITLE TO HIS DADS CORVETTE. We were so fucking high LOL I just remembered that!

I've NEVER seen a parent NOT resist to beat the fuck out of his kid in front of his friends. We all watched THAT beat down lol

you know your a stoner when u say i need an ounce.. instead of saying i need to take a shit!!! lol... that happened to me yesterday!! Foreal no bs..

* you know your a stoner...

when you get in your car, then remember you forgot something, then when you go and grab it.. you F'n forget what you were trying to get in-the-1st-place... hahaha

This one just came to me, yes, baked, and it rymes too, but it's a little, eh, blue.

"You know you're a Stoner... If you Smoke while you Bone her!"

Bam! Chew on that, world!

You know you're a stoner if...

it takes you five minutes to re-read the question,
ten minutes to come up with a witty quote,
8 minutes to make a cheetos sandwich,
30 seconds to answer the phone, hang up and realise it was your parents coming home,
and another 20 minutes to run back to the computer after napping on the toilet and just figuring
out that you left the page on the screen just as the front door is opening

You knoqw you're a stoner if your Grandma's bibles missing some pages.

when you forget to exhale.

SmokesLikeBob said:

You knoqw you're a stoner if your Grandma's bibles missing some pages.

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* haha.. cant stop laughing.. i remember getting caught with my cousin in highschool doing that, ...ah goodtimes

When you think cookies taste funny when there is no weed in them.

Your smoking a bongload simply because you are not sure if you just smoked one a moment ago or not.

----when you just ate breakfast, then you WnB.. then bam, your raiding the fridge again, ..now my stomach hurts from eating too much , lolz