i havent smoked for two months and than i took a couple of pulls of some dro and than like a couple days later like 2 pulls of some sour that was like 1 month and a half ago... since than i have been taking b12 liquid in the mornings and drink a boatload of water i have a drug test at a hospital soon i got this thc test at walgreens and said it was 99.9% accurate soo tell me what you guys think?
Will i pass my drug test....?????
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FreeRangeZombie
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Well that test says u failed. Buy some fake piss just remeber to stash it somewhere other than your pockets or socks or drink one of them klean drinks .
hotrodharley
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I passed one of Walgreen's and flunked a real whiz quiz the next day. However, if you have not toked in 30 days and you don't weigh 400 pounds you should be good. Straight water only before the test because anything in it is often reported results as "Unable to accurately determine" which is almost always cause for a repeat test. Been in medicine over 3 decades and had to witness tons. The tests run in 2 ways - 15 PPM and 60 PPM cutoffs. The 60 PPM tests are the least expensive but show minute amounts of THC metabolites (not THC directly but its byproducts given off as waste after being metabolized and distributed in the bloodstream) and are confirmed with gas spectography for accuracy since your future may depend on it. If they use the 15 PPM they are dead serious. Expensive and often shows extremely minute amounts of old metabolites that get stored in fat if not excreted quickly.
hotrodharley
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They watch you empty your pockets and some even have what I call glory holes to watch to see the test subjects dick in his hand and a stream coming from it into the test cup. Seriously. The whole thing is a bunch of shit.
kinetic
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The last time I had a u.d.s. the guy washed his hands and made alot of noise getting the hand towels while I was in the bathroom pulling out my bottle. The wife says he may have thought I was alright and gave me bit of a break by making the noise.
stickyicky0420
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actuly that test says u passed if u can see the second line no matter how faint faint it is i can clearly see a faint line that means u passed it if u read the instructions u will see that they cannot fail u for the line being to faint trust me on this cause the line was faint for me and my po told me that she couldnt fail me because u could still see it no matter how faint the line may be
srh88
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Thats cool i really hope soo my test isnt till like a week from now soo ive been drinking about 4 bottles of water a day and doing a 7 day body cleanser from GNC im on day 2 i hope everything works out i cant afford not to have this job and im def done smoking i also have been drinking cranberry juice everyday....
rainman36
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Your gonna fail it man,specially when you took those few pulls of dro,you got fresh thc in your system now.I remember when I smoked like 2 weeks before a job and I failed,you can drink all the water you want,you won't be fully clean til about a month,only thing I can tell you is get on your knees and pray.
Hepheastus420
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Shit man, I'll shed a tear for you too.. That was HARSH................
AlexanderHome
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Little sidenote on drinking a bunch of water... Don't drink an excessive amount the day of the test or really even the day before. You can drink so much that you pee only water, and whatever the test uses as a "pure water" control will trigger a no result. Trust me on experience with this. It will however buy you an extra day or two's time to reschedule the test.
Side note #2
I had a buddy a few years back that was taking a drug test for a potential job. He hadn't smoked in about 3 months, but we went out and started drinking hardcore and ended up smoking my stash until about 5 in the morning, 3 hours before his 8 o'clock drug test. He passed it. I think his body hadn't enough time to convert the thc into whatever form of thc-some number that the test looks for.
Good luck either way, I know some old school guys used to drink vinegar to help flush their systems.
Side note #2
I had a buddy a few years back that was taking a drug test for a potential job. He hadn't smoked in about 3 months, but we went out and started drinking hardcore and ended up smoking my stash until about 5 in the morning, 3 hours before his 8 o'clock drug test. He passed it. I think his body hadn't enough time to convert the thc into whatever form of thc-some number that the test looks for.
Good luck either way, I know some old school guys used to drink vinegar to help flush their systems.
guy incognito
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As far as I know if there is a "ghost line" (I can just barely see the second line) then you are passing. I don't know that I would place 100% confidence in that assessment though.
Also almost always the tests are 50 ng/ml and 15 ng/ml. The 50 ng/ml tests for all cannabis metabolites and adds them together. If you are below 50 ng/ml concentration then you pass, if it is above 50 ng/ml then they send it for a second screening. It is the second screening that is 15 ng/ml, and this tests only for the thc metabolite. It is a gas chromatography and is far more accurate than the initial screening. They cannot say for sure after the initial screening if you fail or not. They either pass you, or send it for a GC analysis. They are positive of this GC result.
Also almost always the tests are 50 ng/ml and 15 ng/ml. The 50 ng/ml tests for all cannabis metabolites and adds them together. If you are below 50 ng/ml concentration then you pass, if it is above 50 ng/ml then they send it for a second screening. It is the second screening that is 15 ng/ml, and this tests only for the thc metabolite. It is a gas chromatography and is far more accurate than the initial screening. They cannot say for sure after the initial screening if you fail or not. They either pass you, or send it for a GC analysis. They are positive of this GC result.
