Dodging Urinalysis

I work in an industry heavily regulated by drug testing, the last thing I would like to happen is to hand over a urine sample that's doomed to fail.

At the very last you will need about 2 hours notice but I would suggest if you like a toke and are at risk of failing a random test that you make this a daily habit as I did and that it appears to be your norm. I have passed dozens of on site checks, 8 hours after last use, even whilst high. I have self tested at home to see if this was even possible to do and it is - For me at least. I can pass a piss test when I'm toasted.

Firstly, the secret is in the tea. I drink iced tea at work. My coworkers think its cordial. Tea is a diuretic, and it makes your kidneys work faster ie;they produce more liquid per hour. You will need to constantly drink it (a glass an hour or more) I just drink straight from a 3 litre tote. Every day.

Which brings about an issue: Your urine will be constantly clear, and you will piss often. You may be accused of over drinking to produce a false negative - You can also fail if there isn't enough electrolytes causing the test to produce a false positive. One option is to say you are big on hydration, yellow piss is a sign of dehydration, it is unhealthy and with most workplaces having comprehensive H&S policy they cant really force you to dehydrate just for a test - The company might be in breach of your human rights if they try to make you.

The option I used to counter lack of yellow piss and electrolyte content is to cruise on cans of red bull in-between drinking my tea - 700mls or 2x350 ml cans drip fed into your system during the morning before lunch should be enough. It's high in niacin and B vitamins. A steady intake during the day will give you a bit of yellow tinge, and according to my experiences puts enough electrolytes back to negate the false positive that "may" occur. You could use vitamin supplements, I've tried this, it does make your piss yellow and it appears slightly odd in the colour, like yellow dye.

In most of my days I've never seen the piss-van show up after lunchtime. Most employers want one at job interviews - This can get you in the door.

About urine test itself: Most tests (urine) have a cut off limit of 50micrograms/litre, anything below that and you are good. Any thing above that will produce a positive test. When you use diuretics your kidneys dilute the micrograms per litre of thc metabolites in your piss because you kidneys are working overtime converting liquids yet are processing thc metabolites at the same rate, this is how it works - by dilution.

Your body might be different to mine, if you arent sure and need to commit to a test in the near future head on down to the chemist and buy an over the counter test kit or 2 and try the method for yourself. Test when you are hot and then start the dilution process, test again after you feel you are fertigating every hour.

Hope this can help!
 
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