Wild Marijuana

EmPot

Active Member
But that would be "terrorism"... you know those plants are gonna kill LOTS of people and tear up the environment so much they'll have to give a $10,000,000 contract to an incompetent company to "refurbish" the landscape.

I heard when nobody's looking marijuana releases toxic gas, eats small birds and squirrels, and if the buds drop naturally they explode with a force 5x the atom bomb... they also make white women mate with negro jazz musicians.
 

EmPot

Active Member
and NBA stars. lmao
bah all the same!

anything that makes white (or ANY) women mate with someone other than me needs to be banned....

oh wow, I just figured out the REAL reason pot is illegal... its to give all you poor saps a chance.

:hump: :blsmoke:
 

bobaganuuush@707

Active Member
you might not want to be known as the village idiot who threw seeds that grew 1 male that pollenated every indoor grow within miles, some O.G. might plant you
 

SmokerE

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I heard in jamaica all outdoor weed for the most part has seeds due to everyone growing it. They should have a test before you can grow outside, so you don't mess peoples' crops up.
 

olds442

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Don't spread seeds everywhere!!!! You'll seed my crops!!!

thats right dont spread seed you will fuck every bodys crops up even your own what the hell if someone did that here i would make it a goal to fuck that person up for good :mrgreen:
 

Paradox

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i remember hearing about some plants growing outside a police station in vancouver, not sure how long ago that was though. funny stuff. it was even on the news.

i got some buds for free a long time ago which were full of seeds and the buds really sucked, so i picked up seriously like 200+ seeds and was just randomely putting them in dirt all over back trails and other places. turns out a couple did grow, atleast the ones i could still find. :D
 

joedirt420

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I wish there was a cheap plant that looked just like marijuana but couldnt fertilize it. Then we would be in business. I know that Japanese maple leaves look similar to weed but they are reddish and it looks more like a little tree.(still a good cover for anyone looking to help conceal their crop, do a google search for pics) I\\\'m fairly certain commercial hemp can fertilize regular marijuana, so that would just result in a lot of less potent weed. I would assume that most outdoor guerrilla crops are found via helicopter because A) there is a large group of green plants arranged a little too precisely in the middle of nowhere. B)There are a bunch of plants in pots in the middle of nowhere or C) someone walking in the woods finds it and notifies the Police. So maybe i will just buy a bunch of brightly colored pots and plant some random weed in them and place them all over public lands away from my crop to throw them off. From a helicopter its probably hard to exactly identify the type of plant in the pot. I love to watch LEOs fall on their faces.
 

Shook

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ya maybe ill plant a shit load of seeds everywhere, there are a lot of forests and public forrests around here, but then again i dont want competitors!!
 

smalltimetoker

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if everyone in the world planted seeds the pollen from male plant would travel and make insane breeds. just imagine bud breeded with every type of male in the world would probally be insane bud
 

olds442

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i think all you guys how want weed to grow wild should go and join the police department because your not helping the growers your fucking us all in the ass stop trying to grow wild weed or els lol
 

-=4:20=-Guy

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K well I avoided saying anything directly the first time and took U for an outdoor grower that dosnt want a bunch of males sitting in the field next to your house. But the "join the police department" was just to off for me.

i think all you guys how want weed to grow wild should go and join the police department because your not helping the growers your fucking us all in the ass
Now I dont know what the hell your talking about. How exactly do planting pot plants and joining the police go together? I just dont get the link. Enlighten me.
 

olds442

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well you must me against all pot grower by wanting to grow wild weed it would make it harder for pot dealers to sell weed if there all pollinated and growers to grow good stuff so the police would love you for it no one want weed with seed in it oh a would fuck the person up how put male plants near my outdoor plants lol:)
 

-=4:20=-Guy

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Anyways the idea isnt to grow a bunch of weed and smoke it at the end of the season. The Idea is to plant them somewhere that few people go and in small numbers. This way they have a chance to make it through the next 3-5 years undisturbed. Once they have taken and spread they will be almost imposable for the authorities to remove them. If anything them clearing out a bunch of plants with seed in them will only help them spread =).

If enough people do this there will be pot plants spreading throughout the vast wildernesses of our great countries. Within 10 years youll be able to go to your local area pick yourself a few buds and leave it all to nature.

Pot plants can and will grow wildly in almost all climates. Theres no reason for anyone not to take a few seeds with them next time they go to the lake, forest, mountains or coast, light yourself up a joint (have a second one ready) and start walking off the beaten path. When you finish the first joint look for an area with lots of shrubbery and sow your seeds. Then find your way back to the path and light up that second joint. The reason for the joints is so that U cant remember exactly where you planted them at; trust me this method is very effective I only remember general areas that Ive done this at.

So remember the seeds next time U take a trip; I know U already have the perfect spot picked out.
 

IPokeSmot

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i live out in the country. every time i go somewhere i throw some seeds on a random overgrown corner. theyre all over the fucking county. ive never gone back and actually checked on any of em, but spread the love, right?
 
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