Wife says "HELL NO!" You CANT GROW!

misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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If she likes to use fresh herbs in the kitchen you could grow some chives, basil, cilantro, sage, lots of fun things.

Maybe plant some mini zinnias too and always have fresh flowers for her.
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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Mackaveli420 said:
I can say to her "see.. If this were weed I could smoke it right now.. I grew these spices and you didnt even know.. How would anyone else know if it were weed?" or something to that effect...
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why do you have to hide a spice grow from your wife?tell her you want to grow spice's and some vegies,if she finds it on her own she may feel left out and that you were going to grow no matter how she felt about it
 
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mrwhoopazz

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Dude all I can say is speaker box it, I am new to growing and new to this forum, I am a programmer and work from home so I can research till the cows come home but I had the same issue and after a little convincing I talked my wife into letting me set something up.
I made my light from CFL's and use a tiny little closet in my home office. I have a friend who has 5 kids and cannot really afford to buy decent smoke so he asked me what he could do. I told him I had an old set of speakers and I had seen something on the internet about how to set the box up to grow three big plants. So we are in the process of setting that up. I dont know where your from but you could look at a pawn shop for some old speakers that have big boxes that could be converted. If you want to know more about this system let me know and I will give more details.
 
Big P

Big P

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Play on her fear.


tell her since you cant trust her not to fuck with it if you grow in the house, tell her now u have to gurilla grow and will have a greater chance of being caught because of this and if u do get caught it will be because she was unreasonable and made u take unecessary risks which led to your incarceration. Somthing most wives would never let thier man risk. But i guess she doesnt care about u like most women do about thier hubbies:-P (this is the guilt trip part of the process topped off with comparing her to other gurls:bigjoint:)


then say thanks a lot. then you can take it further like pretend to get all suited up at 3 am to go do your gurilla grow then come back sayin u saw a cop and almost got popped yada yada but that you wont give up yada yada, she may just end up saying fine just do it here:weed: (this part of the operation to give your story credibility and seeming urgency to find a resolution)

but after u make up the cop incident in passing be like fuck baby all i was gonna do was grow in this little closet i made, then show her a rinky small closet grow box thing u made thats tiny. then when she sees that and how small it is she should capitulate (this part would be showing her a mild safe and happy alternative to all this new danger and fighting)

once u get the ok to grow 1 baby in a tiny box, its over the horse has left the barn and u can expand the grow over time. (this is called the consolidtation phase where you take over and maintain a foot hold)


good luck manipulating your wife :-P

the final step is to sell and oz for $400 and bnuy her somthing nice for being such a good wife and keeping you safe at home instead of gorilla growing


I think half the time a woman tells u when to do somthing or what u cant do, half the time in the back of thier mind they are testing you, so u need to buck and let her know whos boss, this is subconciously what she wants:weed:
 
GrowSpecialist

GrowSpecialist

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Sucks to be you. I have a good woman. She respects me as a man... and trusts my judgment. Yes, she occasionally voices her concern... and I share her caution. Its risky business... but she doesn't just TELL me what I am and am NOT gonna do. She's not my boss nor my mother and she knows that.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Dude, I was being serious.It doesn't mean he's small.But I dare ya to make your weiner do what one of those can do.:leaf:
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oh i thought you were being serious ^^ :lol::bigjoint:

hahahaha i feel like if a woman ask'd me to use a dildo, i would feel pretty small
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Honoluluasa

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Mackaveli,

That's a good thing you respect your wife. I am starting a tomato crop as soon as my stuff arrives in the mail. We could start a thread for tomatoes plants. I can't grow the good stuff yet or partake in gods great gift even for medicinal purposes. I am only allowed to take narcotics for my chronic pain and migraines. I am in the Navy, the military has 0 tolerance policy. I was planning on growing my wife some nice flowers and other things. Maybe if you were to do something like what you mentioned above she would get warmed up to the idea. Good luck brother.
 
nastynate101

nastynate101

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I paid my wife money so she let me, she understands how careful I am about it, this is the ONLY place I blab about it, which is kinda stupid I guess if I wanna feel 100% safe, but I can't help it on here
 
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mario60185

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This is why YOU NEVER ASK!

If you want it your way, just DO IT.

I learned this a while ago. Trust me man. From now on if you think shell say no just do it and she will have to deal with it. BE a man!
 
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