whats 18", purple, and makes the ladies scream?

crib death

ok 18" is the baby or the crib?

the baby

its a dead baby joke

one8seven said:

the baby

its a dead baby joke

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ok I get it... So the dead baby is 18' tall... Was that measurement taken before or after death?

Growman3001 said:

ok I get it... So the dead baby is 18' tall... Was that measurement taken before or after death?

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prob b4, seeing as if its dead it might dry out or shrink

whats god's favourite dead baby joke?






















S.I.D.S.

wow what the fuck is going on in here lol

kizphilly said:

wow what the fuck is going on in here lol

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hahahahahahaha classic dead baby joke reaction

ya your guys are fucked up....the worst one i heard was "whats harder than nailing a baby to the wall? my dick doing it." enjoy you freaks lol im out

whats the difference between an onion and a hooker?






































i cry when i cut up an onion

Oh god..
These are terrible.

Thanks guys!Now i got some funny jokes to tell my grandmother.

What's the best part about banging twenty three year olds?

...There's twenty of'em!! cn

Ok I got 1 here joining in the dead baby jokes. A husband is in the waiting room while his wife is giving birth the doctor come in with this very excited look on his face and the baby in his arms and starts screaming at the husband he says "Sir, Sir, U won't believe it, its the most amazing thing I've ever seen". The husband looks up excited and asks whats goin on. The doctor replies, watch this you won't believe it when u see it your baby can fly its incredible and as he says that he goes to the window and says see and throws the baby out the window. Well instead of flying the baby plummets to the ground and the husband looks on in horror and rushes to grab the doctor, and suddenly the doctors cries out, Just Kidding it was still born.

Oh my gosh....I'm laughing in horror at the things I'm reading (notice...I'm still reading though!) Can't think of any of my raunchy jokes right now...but will contribute when I can. Wow.......

Here's one that's awful in all the right ways. What does nursing-home pussy taste like? ...Depends. cn

lol dvs..

Okay so:

That looks like the logo for abortion-by-fisting. cn

one8seven said:

whats the difference between an onion and a hooker?








































i cry when i cut up an onion

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whats the difference between a chicken and a hooker?




















the chicken screams " cocka doodle doo "

the hooker screams " any cockle doo "

What's red and chunky and spins round and round?

A baby in a blender.