Bublonichronic
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Not to mention I would hope a prophet or second comming would do more than make videos on youtube and post on roll it up... Maybe sell your house or car, and give all the money to homeless or somthing...
What would make THE FUTURE Christ cool with you? O.M.G.
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Nevaeh420
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There was a man named Jesus but we dont know if he really performed miracles or said whats alleged in the Bible.first of all there was never any one name jesus
Good question IAMthatIAM,#2 if you are the messiah how can he come if you are already here...lol
the answer is that I might be the Messiah but no one seems to care. So I asked the question to see what THEY would like THEIR Messiah to do. For example, if I'm not good enough than who would be and what qualities would THEIR Messiah need to have. But its a fact that I AM HERE claiming to be the Christ but people just dont care. I tried to prove that I AM Christ but it didnt do much good. I'm going to believe what I believe and people are going to believe what they believe and thats how it is.
But I'm still going to do My part and try and reach out with love.
I just want to see a revolution that will get rid of the elites, so we all can live good lives.
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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So I should sell My house and Jeep so that I too can be homeless and without a ride?
THAN what good can I do?
~PEACE~
Bublonichronic
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So you define yourself by your possessions...not very divine... And you could still do alot, like bring hope and preach peace to the less fortunate...but ud rather have ur jeep eh? Thanks jesus
Nevaeh420
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I need things to live brother.
No, not that much. God is Divine, I'm just His Helper.
I would be the less fortunate... If I didnt have a house or wheels.
Yes, please and thank you.
(My Name is NOT Jesus, its George) but your welcome, what are friends for?
~PEACE~
brotherjericho
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What strain inspired this thread? I need some.
Bublonichronic
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Krazy Kush
Nevaeh420
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I havent smoked weed in like 6 months. I get too profound and elated when I'm stoned and I think about the craziest shit. I'm crazy enough sober, lol... Cant you tell?
Dont let Christ get stoned, unless you want to hear about it- preaching.
Lol
~PEACE~
tyler.durden
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Another attribute I would expect in the messiah would be that he knows he is the messiah. Jesus supposedly knew, as did others around him. Even Neo followed the White Rabbit to be shown what his destiny was. It wouldn't make any sense for the messiah to have to speculate on his own identity, that's just not divine...
Nevaeh420
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Right, the Messiah should be confident that He is the Messiah, BUT everyone has to be born and no one knows anything at birth. So there would have to come a time of personal revelation to the Messiah that He actually is the Messiah at one point in His life or another. No person knows everything and that goes for the Messiah as well, if He was omniscient than He would be God, but no being can know everything. Everything is always changing too, so they would have to know the future as well as the past and present to be omniscient.
I'm sure the Messiah would have lots of problems too because He would have the burdens of all the people on the earth. His main role should be to set up His Kingdom so that the majority of people are at peace. But you cant make everyone happy, not even the best Messiah.
~PEACE~
mudminer
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O.K. delusional and confused Jebus. Your statement about multiplying the worlds resources was GENERAL (as in ALL) not SPECIFIC (as in only vegetative). Supernatural intervention would certainly be necessary to increase resources such as water and precious metals (barring the strike of a meteorite made of such metals). Those things were used as examples to keep things simple for you. Now, moving on to your (self alleged) lineage. How can you be the son of God and 100% human. Divine daddy + human mommy = demi-god. As for me being a better person than you? No. Just a more sane person. And you ask what youve done to me, that I would act toward you the way that I do? When you assault peoples intelligence with your crazy assed bs, you should certainly anticipate your crazy assed bs to be counter assaulted with intelligence. ~May the Peace...I mean Pieces of You Be With You~
mindphuk
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I disagree. A messiah would not know or even call himself messiah until the anointing. Did King David know he was messiah until he was told he was going to be?
Just because Xians co opted the word to mean supernatural savior, that's not what it means. The next messiah will be easily identified because he will be the King of Israel. It is a self-evident, no proofs needed, messiah is a title, nothing more.
bud nugbong
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Hey guys it me the new jesus. As long as you take care of your shit and don't drag others around you down your cool with me. I hate seeing dirtbags having children who they cant even take care of, sad really.
Nevaeh420
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If you want to talk about multiplying water and metals, I just might have a way to do it to some extent. I would build MILLIONS of SPACE JETS! SPACE JETS are jets that can go out in space and soar through the (ocean) water too (I made them up but I know how they would work too). I would send teams of people to go into space and collect astroids and commets in order to supply whatever demand. I would actually use these SPACE JETS to create NEW PLANETS from the astroid belt. It might not be practical in this day and age but in the future, I'm sure it will come to pass.
And as far as making fresh water more abundant, I would simply convert as much ocean water into fresh water using distilleries. There would NEVER be a shortage of ocean water and if you just remove the salt than there will never be a lack of fresh water too.
I can NOT do anything supernatural, but I could implement scientists to find the best solutions to most of the worlds problems.
So is that a good way to "multiply resources"?
It sounds crazy but its plausible.
My REAL dad was/is not the best, but I love him to death. Both of My parents are 100% human. So human daddy + human mommy = 100% human baby! Like 100% of the population.
I was ADOPTED by God, in My opinion, and therefore now I am His Son. But God has many children, not just Me. I just so happen to be the Anointed One. I'm definitily not the smartest person in the world but I have esoteric knowledge that could potentially save the world. Your entitles to your opinions and can believe whatever you want to.
No one is better than anyone else. We're all in this together and running our own race. Some people might be better than others in certain respects but in other cases maybe not.
We are all gods, if you choose to believe it.
Can you quote where I assaulted your intelligence? I said "dont be an ass" but you were degrading Me. I dont think I'm better than anyone else, I'm very humble.
Right, thats kind of what I was saying.
But how is Christ going to be self evident where no proofs are needed? If no proofs are needed than anyone could claim to be Messiah and it should be self evident. Right?
I dont understand how Christ doesnt need to prove anything and it will still be self evident.
All hail THE KING!
~PEACE~
mindphuk
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Not sure what you don't understand about this. Christ/messiah is a title. Once a person is in that position, he is granted the title. It's not a matter of proof. Just substitute President for messiah and you will understand. What proof do we need that Obama is the President? Once a new King of Israel is anointed, he will be recognized as the true messiah.
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Nevaeh420
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Ok, you should have said so in the first place. I'm not a mind reader, you know.
But wait, you did say "It is a self-evident, no proofs needed, messiah is a title, nothing more." I just didnt get it at first. Whats new?
I'm flattered to be called Jebus, but My real Name is George (Manuel Oliveira).
I know what an orgasm is, but whats is a Lorgasm? Why the L?
~PEACE~
mindphuk
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You also don't have any critical thinking skills apparently.
This is not the first time I have explained it to you, go back to your closed thread and it was there too.
Even if you forgot that I explained that a messiah/christ does not mean 'savior from god,' but means 'anointed', are you too stupid or lazy to realize there are other places on the web that you can learn about meanings of words? No mind reading necessary.
I also figure that someone that calls himself christ should know the meaning of the word, especially after he created a thread on a pot forum where people explained it to him. This just proves to me that you actually never read the things people posted, you skimmed them and picked out the things that you could respond to. You never actually took time to think about anything anyone said. Maybe you're not crazy but just very, very stupid.
Nevaeh420
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Stupid is as stupid does!
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Too bad not everyones a genius scientist like you mindpunk!
Thanks for being so friendly.
~PEACE~