what is the best non-violent form of revenge

Kinda... NVM lol

Or you could chuck a petrol bomb through his window or a propper nasty one go to your local tropical pet shop and buy a shitload of baby black widow spiders male female watever or even better the eggs and post em through his letterbox let his house get infested with deadly spiders and eventualy theyl kill him OR get hold of a load of some dirty parasitic instect like bed bugs or kissing bugs (dont ask me were youd get hold of these possibly a crack den) or ven fleas and post them through his letter box at night and every time you see the exterminater thre go post some more through the next day OR go out and find a bunch of the local youth give them a couple of ounces to beat the living shit out of the guy if your willing to pay more get them to rush his house the possibilates are endless. and yes i am a bit fo a nasty cunt

Damn, that dude sounds like a scum-bag! I'd go with, mess up his 4x4...

buy some baloney and cut out letters on each slice, and then stick them onto the side of his car.

make it say like "I HATE JEWS" or something else really messed up

IAm5toned said:

find out where he parks his truck.

put a dozen clones (make sure they are in seperate pots) in the bed, with some cheap soil and mebbe some miracle grow.


make an 'anonymous tip'

I say one dastardly deed deserves another... and why not play the system in the process? that way it will cost him time, freedom, and money.

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That is not cool no police involve in the underworld SNITCH!!!

Have someone put gasoline all over his ass then act like your going to light it but dont

SUGAR IN THE GAS TANK DOES NOTHING!

at least that's what mythbusters said like 2 years ago

You should send him a strongly worded letter!

jwop said:

SUGAR IN THE GAS TANK DOES NOTHING!

at least that's what mythbusters said like 2 years ago

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Valve grinding compound in his tank will work...

captain insaneo said:

go to walmart and get what is called airplane remover it is the most powerful stripper you can buy then get some paper towels and soak them good and lay then on the dicks truck and drizzle more on. The longer it sits the more it eats away it should take it down to bare metal, then go to Michael's and get glass etching paste. and put it into a squeeze bottle and write things like cheater, home wrecker.. on every piece of glass even the mirrors make it sound like a woman scorned did it if he has a wife/girlfriend she will become suspicious. and slash his tires remember go for the sidewalls with a poking motion.

i also like calling the cops after stashing some stuff in or on his car, but i would use meth as that will get his ass sent to prison for sure.

also you could call child protective services. some one did that to my aunt once she spent an hour trying to prove that she DIDNT have kids let alone abuse them.

you could have port-a-potties delivered to his house they tend not to like to leave with out getting paid.

Steal his license plat and replace it with another one. big trouble for having stolen tags and really who looks at them would you notice if your plate changed numbers. Also if you can bust a tail light or pull out a bulb if you can access it easily. cop pulls him over for a bad light then he gets busted for a stolen tag.

if you can get laboratory grade ethanol you can siphon out his gas tank and fill it up completely with ethanol that runs the chance of burning out the engine you say he has a 4x4 you can remove the drain plugs on his front and rear differentials and they will go bad costing him thousands to replace(maybe even 10's of thousands)

if they have an unsecured wireless network you can down load tons of kiddie porn or if you can break in you can download it directly to his computer. this would aslo work in conjunction with the child protective services. also you could buy a cheap net book fill it with kiddie porn stash it on his property and call child protective services. Try to use i have never seen that before excuse see if it will work.

you could get fire ants and put in his car or bees.

call his place of business and say he sold drugs to your kids and they should randomly drug test him.

I hate to say it but a ball bat to the knees speaks volumes.

if you can barrow/rent a car similar to his print up a fake license plate with his numbers and drive through several red light cameras dont forget the disguise or have a friend do it.

post online classified adds so weird lonely women/men call him at weird hours.

take out credit cards in his name and spend spend spend, then walk away.

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O man, so many great choices here.

As others have said, stay away from burning anything down or killing anyone. The last thing you want is to end up in jail for life for a few thousand dollars.

How about creating a fake letter from a local law enforcement agent making him aware that they are onto him for intent to sell? He may never confess because of it, but he'll be paranoid for years and will most likely leave you alone.

toilet paper or sand in gas tank ( he has a 4x4 truck heis really proud of)
burning his truck... ( what?? its not physichal violence lol )

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He has a vehicle you say? Well when it comes to thieves you should treat em in kind. Remember its not stealing if you pick his keys up off a table or something (sounds F'd up but its true) I was told by the cops for it to be theft you have to break into something/someplace to get the keys. Just take his ride and ditch it somewhere far away like in a lake or ocean

niiiice,, i love AK

i like the hatchet in the door idea, minimal effort, maximum effect. also if can get his personal details and fck about with life on paper then thts a gd way to fck im up, as he wont even know it till he trys to register somewhere for credit, or wants to gt married- have kids etc.... go to the registry office with his documents and change his name without him knowing, shit like that, he wil never know it is u but that will only add to the satisfaction

sweetsmoker said:

i like the hatchet in the door idea, minimal effort, maximum effect. also if can get his personal details and fck about with life on paper then thts a gd way to fck im up, as he wont even know it till he trys to register somewhere for credit, or wants to gt married- have kids etc.... go to the registry office with his documents and change his name without him knowing, shit like that, he wil never know it is u but that will only add to the satisfaction

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Not trying to piss you off or the others mate but I believe yall missed what the title said
where he was asking for a "Nonviolent" form of revenge.

Main Entry: vi·o·lent
Pronunciation: \-lənt\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin violentus; akin to Latin vis strength — more at vim
Date: 14th century
1 : Marked by extreme force or sudden intense activity <a violent attack>
2 a : notably furious or vehement <a violent denunciation> b : extreme, intense <violent pain> <violent colors>
3 : caused by force: not natural <a violent death>
4 a : emotionally agitated to the point of loss of self-control <became violent after an insult> b : prone to commit acts of violence <violent prison inmates>

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now lets try to really help him out and figure out a way how he asks

Jeffdogg said:

He has a vehicle you say? Well when it comes to thieves you should treat em in kind. Remember its not stealing if you pick his keys up off a table or something (sounds F'd up but its true) I was told by the cops for it to be theft you have to break into something/someplace to get the keys. Just take his ride and ditch it somewhere far away like in a lake or ocean

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that is called "unauthorized use of a vehicle"

not sure if it's a felony or misdemeanor

nt trying 2 piss u off either but how is changin someones papers violent? also puttin a hatchet into the dr wen hes nt in it is not violent either in my book, however it does send a message.
peace

sweetsmoker said:

nt trying 2 piss u off either but how is changin someones papers violent? also puttin a hatchet into the dr wen hes nt in it is not violent either in my book, however it does send a message.
peace

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didn't piss me off at all mate , and i was not refering to the papers comment I was refering to the

i like the hatchet in the door idea

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Sticking a hatchet in the door would take a little force
which you would know if you read my post the definition clearly states

Marked by extreme force or sudden intense activity and caused by force: not natural

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It might not be violent in your book but we are using the english language therefore we should go by what the words mean, not what you think they should mean

Find a way to have him steal a bag of weed that has jimson weed in it, also known as angel trumpet, and datura.
Do about a 1:8 ratio of datura/cannabis. He will trip for about 3 days off and on and not even know it. Too high a dose (more than 2 grams) could cause kidney failure so use a very low dose. If he is a little punk dirtbag indeed, after 3 days of tripping off and on, hell wake up to see that he got himeself into a bunch of trouble, and not remember a thing.

The best revenge i ever exacted on someone, was ignore them and not have anything to do with them again.

A year later i burned their house down with them duck taped in the bathtub as cold ass water sprayed on them.
Jst kidding, i didnt turn the water on.

Wow this thread was fun to read. I cant believe nobody mentioned putting a dead fish on his porch step. Let him think hes fucked with the wrong people. If hes a crack smoker hes probably always paranoid anyway. This is what the mob used to do to taunght there enemies and let then think there marked for death. Also another stinky prank you do way worse than the cheese is to get some fox piss. This shit is so fucking foul a buddy of mine in highschool spilled a bottle of this shit in the hallway and they evacuated the east wing of the school for 2 days. Another entertaining prank is to call every restaurant in town that delivers and have tons of shit delivered all at once or constantly. you can also call plumber,electricians,pest control people,escort services, just sit down with a your bothers and you old man and go through the phone books. You will have to do alot of calling but it can be a little fun. If ypu feel safe doing some sneaky shit you can shut off the gas at the meter to his house. he will have to call the gas company to figure out why hes not getting gas and they will discover hopefully after many days of ice cold showers that someone shut off the gas. He will think someone is fucking with him., cut his phone lines which will usally after the line is cut the phone company will summon the police. Leave a cooler with a bottle of heat and some Pseudoepedrine pills and some coleman camp fuel on the porch so when the cops come from the phone line being cut they will discover an inactive meth lab. Which could get him in some deep shit. Place an a classified ad in your local newspaper men seeking men and leave his name and number. Also in your local gas station restrooms you can write his name and how he sucks gooood dick. leave his phone number and address. Especially if you know his routine and the ones he go to. Find out where he works and call his employer pretending to be an investigator and inform his employer that he your intended victim is under investigation for lasivious acts with a child younger than 10 and you need to know will he be working there for awhile because in the ongoing investigation he may need to be interviewed at work. If he dosent get fired immediately and publicly humiliated or unless his boss is a pedophile he will get fired and all the people who use to like him are going to yhink of him as a child molester. Once youve got this nasty rumor going strong you can tag up bathroom walls calling him a child molester. The idea here is to make the entire world despize this mother fucker. Eventually he will be all alone. The best thing for him to do would be to move away where nobody knows him. an if h does move try and find out where and do it again hahahaha. I got lots of dirty little life destroying pranks. good luck.

he has elbows of weed right now.. and he thinks you guys are cool.. set him up and call the 5-oh, drop a half lb in his trunk, and call annon and say he tried to sell it to your 10 yr old kid.. maybe toss a 9mm next to it.. It aint violence untill after he reaches the pen..