Mine is after Mae West. She was an actress in the 30's and 40's. She was way ahead of her time and wrote all of her own lines in her movies (unheard of for a woman in those times. ). Many are still famous today:
"A hard man is good to find.
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
A man's kiss is his signature.
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Getting married is like trading the admiration of many for the sarcasm of one.
I've been things and seen places.
Men are my hobby. If I ever got married I'd have to give them up.
I used to be Snow White-- but I drifted.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."
She treated men like sex objects, but isn't that the way most men want to be treated?