What did you accomplish today?

ANC

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Tackling the kitchen cupboard with the tupperware and shit. Way too many things without lids and lids without things just taking up space.
We have tonnes more cupboard space than in the previous place, yet you can't fit a fucking mouse.., Even found some baby bottles and cups still in there. The kid is nearly going to school.
 

JohnGlennsGarden

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LOL the vast difference (vas deferens)!
Lol. Yeah, was comparing the ornaments, not the organs.
My urologist is super cool, good conversation. The process was quite enjoyable. Easy, almost painless, even today.

We talked about how different cultures view the procedure. My uzbekistani friend's head about spun completely off when I told him what I was doing. He talked about a patient that seriously asked if he, "would still be a man, afterwards."
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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wtf? they aren't cutting your balls off, they're just clipping the feeder tube.....i had one years ago.
my ex (wasn't at the time, yet) started not taking her pills, not telling me. i found a few in the trash, one floating in the toilet....
so when she went to visit her family for ten days for christmas, i told her i couldn't get off from work, , scheduled the vasectomy for the after noon of the day she left, and was over it by the time she got back....i was happy to let her try to get pregnant as much as she wanted
 

OldMedUser

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Lol. Yeah, was comparing the ornaments, not the organs.
My urologist is super cool, good conversation. The process was quite enjoyable. Easy, almost painless, even today.

We talked about how different cultures view the procedure. My uzbekistani friend's head about spun completely off when I told him what I was doing. He talked about a patient that seriously asked if he, "would still be a man, afterwards."
I got mine done about 30 years ago and got a bj off the wife the next day and every day after for a month until I went for a sperm test to 'clean the pipes out'. Recently I had a testosterone test along with all the other tests to find out why I'm so fatigued and the doc said it was normal for a 20 year old but really high for a 63 year old.

Friends at the time were all freaked out too. Thought they couldn't get it up or would grow boobs etc. The only side effect I've noticed is the boys have shrunk to about half size which is fine by me. I go commando and was always sitting on the damn things and that's not a problem now. Wake up every morning with a dick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it too! perv.gif
 

Dr.Amber Trichome

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I got a vasectomy, yesterday and a new ornament for the tree.:razz:(we have a glittered vile of cat testicles, as well)View attachment 4164934corn nuts
Congratulations! I love hearing when men get vasectomies! I’m so sick of hearing about idiots that go get married and have 2,3,4 kids and then end up hating life and then end up killing themselves and the wife and kids because they are struggling and can’t pay the bills. I remember when my husband got a vasectomy. I was so relieved not to have to worry about using contraceptives. It guarantees more happiness then you can ever imagine. I hope it’s a quick recovery for you. Take it easy man.
 

WeedFreak78

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Went out first thing this morning to do what I thought was supposed to be a quick thermostat job at my buddies house. I normally don't work on people's cars unless they bring it to me, I hate not having the tools I need, but it was a simple thermostat. Turns out thier water pump is junk, which means tearing a bunch of stuff of the motor, so I told them to tow it to my house and I'd do it. The garage down the street from them wanted $150 just to change the thermostat. The thermostat I bought was $7, the gasket was $2 and it coulda been changed in, maybe 15 minutes, if you took your time scraping gaskets. So $10 in parts, $140 labor/15 mins. . that's $560/hr labor rate..WTF? I couldn't imagine the screwing they'd get for a water pump. I can get all the parts for $80, save them a ton of cake, and still make a little pocket cash, in maybe 2-3 hrs of work. When I got home I worked on the Chevelle. I got the used quarters stripped and cleaned up. Some asshat filled some of the inner panel seams with brazing, so they were a mother fucker to get apart, especially the inner wheel well that I need. Pulled the window trim from the windshield and rear window and stripped most of what was left of the old vinyl roof. I found small rot holes around the windshield and base of the rear window, so now I'm probably pulling the glass. I need to pull the side windows to get the rest of the vinyl roof off..it was glued on before the glass and is under the window gaskets. So now it looks like I'm stripping it down to just a shell from the windshield back and doing a complete overhaul on the body.

I was reading back over what I've done in the last couple weeks. I get more shit done than i give myself credit for.
 

JohnGlennsGarden

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Congratulations! I love hearing when men get vasectomies! I’m so sick of hearing about idiots that go get married and have 2,3,4 kids and then end up hating life and then end up killing themselves and the wife and kids because they are struggling and can’t pay the bills. I remember when my husband got a vasectomy. I was so relieved not to have to worry about using contraceptives. It guarantees more happiness then you can ever imagine. I hope it’s a quick recovery for you. Take it easy man.
Thanks. Yeah, so far, so good. Balls feel HEAVY, but not what I call pain. Ice, tylenol and weed naps are doing the trick. We talked about a tubal litigation at the same time as her last c-sect, but there were just too many unknowns, at that time. My wife is looking forward to no more bc pills. She says they kill her drive.
 

neosapien

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I'll probably get one when I get a little older and feel my pull out game getting weaker. My wife has never been on birth control and with all the horror stories you hear, I didn't want her to be. "Have you or someone you know had Yaz wreck your vagina, give us a call!"

Accomplishments: I solved a bunch of problems at work today and yet again proved that I'm underpaid and underappreciated.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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I'll probably get one when I get a little older and feel my pull out game getting weaker. My wife has never been on birth control and with all the horror stories you hear, I didn't want her to be. "Have you or someone you know had Yaz wreck your vagina, give us a call!"

Accomplishments: I solved a bunch of problems at work today and yet again proved that I'm underpaid and underappreciated.
We all know that here - what's the boss's #, I'll give him/her an ear full. :cool:
 

Bareback

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I have to go dig out a drainage tile for a neighbor today, but yesterday I got my grow room cleaned and in the evening moved the new kids into the flowering room. And, I installed a secure wifi camera so I can check on my plants from my phone. It's a 4x4 area but the fisheye lens makes it look like a 1x1.

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Kinda looks like a elevator,







maybe the plants will get you high.
 

Bareback

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I worked 14 hours today on a large walk in closet I added to a house, all custom made paneling and siding. I probably ran a thousand boards though the table saw and I thought of @ANC with every one. And then I painted with enamel paint and no ventilation I was so high I didn't even remember driving home, now I've got a pounding headache.
 

SSGrower

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Wow @SSGrower , home run.
It looks 100% natural.
Amazeballs.

Plus pictures never do then justice.
Im sure its even better in person.
There's some decent size rocks in that, did you use a liner or did you even need one?
Nature did most of the work, its in a waterfall i'll see if i have a better pic, 3mile hike to worksite for a week was tough though. The lower gravel portion is horse trail, upper big flat rocks are hike and bike.
 

charface

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For the guys working on water features,
One of the cheapest time saving upgrades I made was adding this quarter inch float valve.
Now it self fills as it evaporates.

On a hot day you can lose a lot especially if you have long runs, falls and the main body of water.
Lots of surface area
I can lose 1/2in a day according to mi fill line pretty consistently.

Self fill Saves me a couple hours a week monitoring the hose.

5 bucks for the float I got from the sump pump section of a little hardware store and 70 feet of 1/4 pex water line.
Misc push fittings to tap into my water supply.
All total I think it was like 50$

Of course burying it all is the hard labor part but totally worth it.

Also I put in an overflow in case the power goes out because all the water from the runs and fall have to go somewhere when you stop the pump.
Plus rain fills will flood it also.
 

InigoMontoya

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Feeling a bit grumpy, but no cigarettes so far for another day.
Good job, I'm on day 7 or 8 right now and I'm only getting more irritable as the days go by
Hooked up with @cannabineer 's cousin the other day. (Click below for pic)

And could have used @InigoMontoya or @charface s help on this rock/water feature
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Time to catch up on riu.
I'm impressed, I sure as shit couldn't have turned out a water feature like that, hella awesome job man, and yeah nice and natural
 
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