Roger A. Shrubber
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congrats, i've never made it past the 7 year itch.
What did you accomplish today?
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Mrs GWN would have made a fine surgeon.Several years ago a buddy was over & his back was killing him so I suggested he try my tens unit. With the pads applied & unit powered up he starts turning up the volume. After fiddling with it for several minutes he now has it turned to max & is looking at me quizzically & with that Mrs GWN grabs the unit from him & seats the pad harness plug.
Poor dude went to his knees screaming & pissing.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
So sorry about losing the fawn. I wish I could get a rehab license since I like to rehab corvids. Unfortunately they are considered vermin and are summarily executed here. Of course it's illegal to shoot them too. So people shoot them and they die miserably or animal control comes and finishes the job.
Luckily my avian vet absolutely loves corvids so he donates his time to do the surgery required to save them and I do the rehab. This has to be done in complete secrecy or we both get in trouble. People wonder why the entire west side of my house is absolutely visually occluded from every angle by Mulberry trees (including above since we have a spy plane in the air 24/7 here).
No good deed goes unpunished.
Sir Napsalot
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I had to look that one up
My wife and I have a lot of experience with psittacines
tangerinegreen555
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Do antibiotics work on that?I had to look that one up
My wife and I have a lot of experience with psittacines
One popped up already. That was quick, have to start thinking about a couple discreet spots to put containers next month.
tangerinegreen555
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That reminds me of a good buddy, in a way.
He always brags that he fucked over 300 girls, 'more than all you guys put together'.
And we always remind him that none of them stuck around longer than a week, that's like 300 delayed rejections. Great work, Lol.
Ditto.
I just had to share the pic with Mrs GWN & she said much the same.
"I'd kill for a gallon of those".
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Singlemalt
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Jesus those look good
whitebb2727
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Tomatoes are in and some greens. That's the cattle stuff I'm using. Going to weave the tomatoes through it as they grow.
Bareback
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I wish y'all were here , they'll be another gallon or so ripe tomorrow, Monday I plan on making a pie .
And mine was so delicious and tender, the wife decided to take a nap right about the time they hit the table. I said fuck it and eat without her some I'm going to cut the watermelon , ohh I I'm going to make peanut ice cream tommorow.
I wish all my 44 penis brothers and sisters were here to enjoy with me , I love you sick bastards ......barp .
My Anodorhynchus hyacinthinus are currently sitting a clutch. I've only had psittacines for about 28 years.I had to look that one up
My wife and I have a lot of experience with psittacines
Sir Napsalot
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That's really cool
Sir Napsalot
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It's really hard to keep track of who I'm talking to when people have the same damn avatar
Singlemalt
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Bareback
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Earlier today when I was picking black berries, I scared up a black runner snake ( about shit myself until I realized what it was ). I was telling my wife about it, and she asked how I knew what kind it was. And that reminded me of a fail safe way to identify snakes ..... the Frank method, so named because Frank is the one who told me. Simply put they're is only two kinds of snakes , chicken snakes and rattle snakes .......if it doesn't have a chicken in it's mouth then it's a rattle snake.
neosapien
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Made it through hell week. The week before Memorial Day is the busiest pool week of the whole year. Openings, cleanings, repairs. Now I get 2 days off in a row. To cut my grass, prune my hedges and do everything else I have been neglecting in my life. Made bank though. $1200 for the week at work 76 hours. then bout $400 in tips and side money. Fucking exhausted though.
tangerinegreen555
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Thanks for reminding me I don't have to work OT anymore
.Those were some big ass checks though.
No OT in retirement and no complaints. 40 years was long enough to be company controlled.
