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GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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farmerfischer said:
Slap that tens unit on your woman's butt cheeks.. its great..lol..
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Several years ago a buddy was over & his back was killing him so I suggested he try my tens unit. With the pads applied & unit powered up he starts turning up the volume. After fiddling with it for several minutes he now has it turned to max & is looking at me quizzically & with that Mrs GWN grabs the unit from him & seats the pad harness plug.

Poor dude went to his knees screaming & pissing.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. :)
 
420God

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Well no more baby deer and probably won't be able to have any for a while. Wife posted pics on Facebook and one of the locals (I told her not to add) called the dnr. They showed up this afternoon and we chatted for a while before they left with the fawn, I had to make sure it wasn't being harmed. They're taking it to a rehabilitation facility to be released into the wild. I told them that's what we were doing anyway but they said I wasn't licensed, they liked my farm though and said it was a nice place to raise them. So now we're looking on how to get licensed to rehabilitate wildlife. Just more stupid government paperwork.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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420God said:
Well no more baby deer and probably won't be able to have any for a while. Wife posted pics on Facebook and one of the locals (I told her not to add) called the dnr. They showed up this afternoon and we chatted for a while before they left with the fawn, I had to make sure it wasn't being harmed. They're taking it to a rehabilitation facility to be released into the wild. I told them that's what we were doing anyway but they said I wasn't licensed, they liked my farm though and said it was a nice place to raise them. So now we're looking on how to get licensed to rehabilitate wildlife. Just more stupid government paperwork.
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I wondered about the legalities of that but knowing you over the years I just knew you were doing it in the deers best interest.
 
LUDACRIS..

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Woke up stoned. Smoked some more then went to the bank paid my bills and went and shot some pool. Came home had some munchies and passed the fuck out.
 
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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Several years ago a buddy was over & his back was killing him so I suggested he try my tens unit. With the pads applied & unit powered up he starts turning up the volume. After fiddling with it for several minutes he now has it turned to max & is looking at me quizzically & with that Mrs GWN grabs the unit from him & seats the pad harness plug.

Poor dude went to his knees screaming & pissing.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. :)
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Did something similar to a work colleague years ago, he asked if it was painful or not so I said "No" and to prove it took one pad off my back, stuck it to his arm and turned it up to 11 saying "See, you don't feel anything".

Then I reached out, grabbed his other arm and completed the circuit....

He squealed like a stuck pig and I almost pissed myself laughing...
 
BleedsGreen

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420God said:
Well no more baby deer and probably won't be able to have any for a while. Wife posted pics on Facebook and one of the locals (I told her not to add) called the dnr. They showed up this afternoon and we chatted for a while before they left with the fawn, I had to make sure it wasn't being harmed. They're taking it to a rehabilitation facility to be released into the wild. I told them that's what we were doing anyway but they said I wasn't licensed, they liked my farm though and said it was a nice place to raise them. So now we're looking on how to get licensed to rehabilitate wildlife. Just more stupid government paperwork.
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I am sorry to hear that as I am sure so is that doe. Wives and facebook, what a combo. After my tumble last week I caught the wife taking a picture of me, the first thing I said is you are not putting that on facebook. She was disappointed, because that was exactly her plan I don't understand the need to share everything with "facebook" friends. She was sure she was so clever she said but I have the perfect caption, "He fought the wall and the wall won!" I got to admit that was pretty cute :D
 
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WeedFreak78

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420God said:
Well no more baby deer and probably won't be able to have any for a while. Wife posted pics on Facebook and one of the locals (I told her not to add) called the dnr. They showed up this afternoon and we chatted for a while before they left with the fawn, I had to make sure it wasn't being harmed. They're taking it to a rehabilitation facility to be released into the wild. I told them that's what we were doing anyway but they said I wasn't licensed, they liked my farm though and said it was a nice place to raise them. So now we're looking on how to get licensed to rehabilitate wildlife. Just more stupid government paperwork.
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An older guy I worked with had a few deer in the woods around him that he had "trained" over the years so he could go out and feed them by hand. Same deal, someone reported him, he got fined and the fish and wildlife people rounded up about a half dozen deer and killed them because they said they were acclimated to people and wouldn't survive in the wild. .. like they had been for years...:roll:. It really fucked that guy up, he loved those deer.
Stupid regulations, people have been befriending wild animals for millennia. I have a baby bunny running around the yard I've been conditioning to me, I almost petted it yesterday, another week and I think we'll be good. There used to be a huge groundhog around here for years, maybe even a decade+, that I'd give all my garden weeds to, I couldn't fed him directly, but I could walk up and drop the weeds and he'd come over and eat. My stupid fucking neighbor trapped him and released him a few towns away last year,, pissed me right off. I'm more of a work around nature than make nature conform to me kind of person.
 
tangerinegreen555

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420God said:
Well no more baby deer and probably won't be able to have any for a while. Wife posted pics on Facebook and one of the locals (I told her not to add) called the dnr. They showed up this afternoon and we chatted for a while before they left with the fawn, I had to make sure it wasn't being harmed. They're taking it to a rehabilitation facility to be released into the wild. I told them that's what we were doing anyway but they said I wasn't licensed, they liked my farm though and said it was a nice place to raise them. So now we're looking on how to get licensed to rehabilitate wildlife. Just more stupid government paperwork.
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Fuckin' FB.

I'm glad I never got into that.

A buddy of mine had a few Canadian caged up years ago. Don't remember why he wanted them but the state game commission showed up one day and read him the riot act.

They released them, but they wouldn't leave. So they took them away. A few days later, they came back anyway to a pond he has on the property. They've been hanging there ever since with a bigger family. Lol.

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