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Pa-Nature

Well-Known Member
Did you install the glory hole in your fence yet?

I think tickling your neighbors sausage would help both of you get through this....

Ssssshhhhhhh let me finish




Fist off you could see him pee up close and personal ....that's the part you'll like.....I actually admire your willingness to openly speak about your infatuation with your neighbors bladder releases.

Secondly you'll be doing a good deed for your neighbor ...((love thy neighbor)).....and as long as you two don't say a word during operation glory hole ....it's not gay.


Inda
You missing most of the point I have grand kids , daughter here and the DICK exposer is a lil extreme .
But what would you know glory hole expert .....perv .
 

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
:finger:
hope someone pisses on your doorstep... prolly apt door ....I see your a glory hole expert :hump:...wish u were my neighbor

BTW I did finish now swallow :P
You have neighbors close enough to piss on your part of the ((Property)) and you say I live in an apartment ....mmmmmk

Can I see a pic of that fat thumb?

You said you like to suck all the Dix and first impressions are everything.

I quit sucking dick in 2017 ....I only fist fat guys with fat thumbs now.
 

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
You missing most of the point I have grand kids , daughter here and the DICK exposer is a lil extreme .
But what would you know glory hole expert .....perv .
I'm still puzzled why an older gentleman like you claim to be ...would get up on a snowy roof just to stare at his neighbors young throbbing cock ....you could slip and fall ....you don't want 2 fat thumbs do ya?




As far as your family being around ....just put up a curtain between the fence and the garage.

Your welcome
 

Dr.Amber Trichome

Well-Known Member
From passive to assertive, I think?
yeah, got a MacBook Pro Lap top and its got a completely different operating platform then windows. instead of button control to use with V ,c or P ,b,ect...to do things. Mac has a command C,V, P to do copy, paste and cutting.
The x to close a page is not an x but a red dot , not on the right of the screen but on the left!.
The coolest things about this tiny laptop so far are the amazing sounding speakers and the touch with your finger unlocking to log on, just like the i phone, still need to figure out a ton of things like how to upload a media file here on rollitup.
Have a nice day!
 

Pa-Nature

Well-Known Member
yeah, got a MacBook Pro Lap top and its got a completely different operating platform then windows. instead of button control to use with V ,c or P ,b,ect...to do things. Mac has a command C,V, P to do copy, paste and cutting.
The x to close a page is not an x but a red dot , not on the right of the screen but on the left!.
The coolest things about this tiny laptop so far are the amazing sounding speakers and the touch with your finger unlocking to log on, just like the i phone, still need to figure out a ton of things like how to upload a media file here on rollitup.
Have a nice day!
god luck learning new toys are phun
 

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member
yeah, got a MacBook Pro Lap top and its got a completely different operating platform then windows. instead of button control to use with V ,c or P ,b,ect...to do things. Mac has a command C,V, P to do copy, paste and cutting.
The x to close a page is not an x but a red dot , not on the right of the screen but on the left!.
The coolest things about this tiny laptop so far are the amazing sounding speakers and the touch with your finger unlocking to log on, just like the i phone, still need to figure out a ton of things like how to upload a media file here on rollitup.
Have a nice day!
I'm so sorry my friend. I meant to respond to your message the other day and spaced.

I was not planning on going to see the dead this summer. But your post inspired me and we are going and taking the baby too. I'm so excited. Even if glitter dick (John Mayer) is in the band. He is surprisingly capable of playing jerrys parts.

This was from Friday morning. But I thought you all would appreciate my breakfast of champions before skiing. IMG_8714.JPG
 

srh88

Well-Known Member
I'm so sorry my friend. I meant to respond to your message the other day and spaced.

I was not planning on going to see the dead this summer. But your post inspired me and we are going and taking the baby too. I'm so excited. Even if glitter dick (John Mayer) is in the band. He is surprisingly capable of playing jerrys parts.

This was from Friday morning. But I thought you all would appreciate my breakfast of champions before skiing. View attachment 4080677
Always hated John Mayer until I heard him cover voodoo child. That dude is really good at guitar even if his dick is glittery.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
yeah, got a MacBook Pro Lap top and its got a completely different operating platform then windows. instead of button control to use with V ,c or P ,b,ect...to do things. Mac has a command C,V, P to do copy, paste and cutting.
The x to close a page is not an x but a red dot , not on the right of the screen but on the left!.
The coolest things about this tiny laptop so far are the amazing sounding speakers and the touch with your finger unlocking to log on, just like the i phone, still need to figure out a ton of things like how to upload a media file here on rollitup.
Have a nice day!
Oh I love my mac's. I have a macbook pro and an imac and they have been wonderful. Enjoy the learning it's fun. You have great taste in computers.
 

Bob Zmuda

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Always hated John Mayer until I heard him cover voodoo child. That dude is really good at guitar even if his dick is glittery.
Yeah, say what you want about the man...

but he can fucking shred!

Also I was thinking about it. Do you think Bob, Mickey and Bill would tolerate him if he was a prima donna asshole or couldn't fill the shoes? I kinda doubt it. I saw them in an interview and they had nothing but preaise for him.

Definitely respect him (even if his penis is a sparkly, shimmering glitter wand).
 

srh88

Well-Known Member
Yeah, say what you want about the man...

but he can fucking shred!

Also I was thinking about it. Do you think Bob, Mickey and Bill would tolerate him if he was a prima donna asshole or couldn't fill the shoes? I kinda doubt it. I saw them in an interview and they had nothing but preaise for him.

Definitely respect him (even if his penis is a sparkly, shimmering glitter wand).
Bob is known to speak his mind lol. And he really won't play with many people. I'd go hit this tour for sure. Just don't get front row.. might get glitter in your eye
 
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