What did you accomplish today?

WeedFreak78 said:

I went food shopping earlier, got home and realized they gave me someone else's shit. Who the fuck buys low fat dairy products? Then it takes me over an hour to do what's normally a 20 min round trip, because mother fuckers don't know how to drive. Green means go, BITCH!

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Bareback said:

Me and the wife are broken hearted. It's kinda crazy because our relationship has improved a bunch, but we are just lost not having any kids to raise. However my daughter is still in school and still needs us, but it ain't the same as when they were younger.
I think I might have a touch of the holiday blues, I'll get over it when the credit card bills come in.

On a side note I'm going to look at a 4 wheeler so I'll probably have a new toy to occupy my time this afternoon.

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Downtowntillman said:

I swear we have a product for everything... Deep throat spray? Wow!! They have a pot seedling on the front of it...

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BudmanTX said:

hey

if 2 vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef

just curious

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Bareback said:

@Indacouch sorry to about the family, take care of them all and brace yourself,.....your next.

My grandson got a couple of months ago and they were on a family vacation so he gave it to everyone , and since the whole family are educators, I think he single handley gave it to the whole state. This is the part where I would put an "lol" except it's true, but here's the funny part . It was his wife's family
and me and my wife wasn't invited ...... so serves them right .lol

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whitebb2727 said:

12 going on 30. Lol. She is a good girl but the attitude lately.

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charface said:

I have no idea where i got these but
They expired in 2010.
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charface said:

My wife and I were fortunate enough
To jump straight into some long overdue projects when the kids flew the coup.
Been together for like 27? Years but most of that was directed at raising kids.
We finally remembered what it was like before kids. Aka, loud sex with the door open.

We now live in fear if them ever trying to come home.

It was an adjustment though and I hated it.

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Bareback said:

We've been married 291/2 years and where together for a couple before that.

Feels like an eternity, lol, jk I would be lost without her. Usually feels like thisand sometimes like this and rarely like this lol JK so more.

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BudmanTX said:

hey

if 2 vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef

just curious

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cannabineer said:

It could be this ...

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/rhubarb

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Grandpapy said:

I've been whining for about 48 hrs. Knocked me on my butt, I've coughed so much I have 2 new hernias.
But feeling much better now, slept for about an hour, was able to feed my plants (damn that bucket was heavy!) Hang in there!

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Bareback said:

I've got some fatherly advice ( for all father's and moms alike ) .

As your children grow, grow with them. Here's what I mean, if I can put this to words.
1. Newborns - be the parent of a newborn.
2. Toddlers - be the parent of a toddler and not a newborn, don't treat them like a little baby.
3. First graders...... not the parent of a toddler.
4. Third graders..... not.....a first grader.
5. 5th-6th graders..... not.....
6. Teenagers- ( holy shit ) it starts getting deeply complicated now. And basically you have to show them that you love and trust them. And support them when they make mistakes. But what ever you do don't treat them like kids any more.
7. Late teens- ( double holy shit ) This is the time to show them that you really trust them and that they are responsible for themselves, but yet you still support them no matter what.
8. Young adults- I love you but pay your own bills.
9. 25+ - I love you but you really have to pay your own bills. No shit pay your own bills....
10. 28+ - Give me a hug, so good to see you, I'm so proad of you......blah,blah, blah please come to visit more often.


Anyway what I am really trying to say is love them, support them, and be the parent of the kid/kids you have right now not the kid you had a couple years ago.

And beware if you do a really good job, and have a great relationship....... empty nest really sucks

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Indacouch said:

I have two sick ones you can borrow ....for memories.

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Bareback said:

IDK maybe, what does borrow mean ?

Do you mean borrow me.....hmmm.....if I was in your neighborhood I would gladly help. I'm a sucker for chunky babies, when I'm at the grandsons house I always get stuck with shitty diapers, bath time and putting him to bed . Not complaining because I only get to/have to about 10-15 days a year.

Right now he is potty training and it requires a lot of attention . I only got peed on once this past week.

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Possum1 said:

Took girls to Dr. today. Both have pink eye. Let the eye drop wrestling matches commence.
Since everybodies ribeye was prettier than mine, I went back to $4.00 a lb chuck steak
Smoke 3 hrs on grill at 225, then wrap in foil and 3 hrs in oven at 225. Truly fork tender.
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Possum1 said:

Took girls to Dr. today. Both have pink eye. Let the eye drop wrestling matches commence.
Since everybodies ribeye was prettier than mine, I went back to $4.00 a lb chuck steak
Smoke 3 hrs on grill at 225, then wrap in foil and 3 hrs in oven at 225. Truly fork tender.
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Singlemalt said:

mashed taters or mashed cauliflower?
edit: both are tasty

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