I live next to a popular strip mall with some great restaurants in it. There are very few parking spots, so I often see cars come into my alley and simply pull into spots that are private and reserved for condo residents. I witnessed a girl pull into one of these reserved spots and parked so badly that she took up two spaces, then went into the sandwich shop. Right after I saw the dude who owned that spot pull in, utter profanity, and kicked out the offender's tail light. He then drove off, and must have called a tow truck. The tow truck got there and took the offender's car all in about 3 minutes, those dudes are fucking FAST. The girl came out of the shop a few minutes later, and the stupid look on her stupid face was priceless. I couldn't help but sit there and laugh. She saw me and asked if I knew what happened to her car, I told her it was just towed, and she almost started crying. I laughed even harder, wait 'til she sees the back of her car after paying $200 for the tow. Better than TV...
