were to hide weed plant

this is my first grow and i was going to do it indoors but since i dont have money for any hydroponics im going outdoors i only have two problems
1. we have the only house on the bloc without a fence so where could i hide it once it starts to get big
2. I hear the plants start to smell alot once they start to bud depending on the strain but would the smellyist plant be enough to have neighbors smell it i live in a house in a regular neighborhood with a ok distance between houses

This is your neighbor.

haha spagett

grow it in soil just under lights out side would allways be risky (theifs an snitches)

I have a fence with a padlock and my shit still gets stolen. IDK what your going to do. Got any big ass dogs? Can you afford the green or orange plastic garden fencing? If you can build a raised bed with garden fencing and plant lots of other things, you might be able to hide the plant behind tomatoes, corn, and legumes. Corn grows tall, but you usually have to grow a bunch at a time since they pollinate using the wind. Four would be the min. Legumes, like sugar snap peas or snow peas are climbers, so you can use a trellis. Legumes don't need feeding and can make their own nitrogen. As a result, anything growing next to them usually grows bigger. A small 4x4 Square Foot Garden style of grow might be perfect for you, since your just getting started.

Whatever you decide to do, it's going to require money. So #1 task should be to find some funds. And yes, the smell is obvious. Your neighbors will either think your a skunk farmer or your growing pot.

LST it into a shrub. put little fake flowers on it.

scroglodyte said:

LST it into a shrub. put little fake flowers on it.

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LOL yes! cut out a giant piece of cardboard and paint a picture of a tomato plant on it and put it in front of your grow . but seriously im not sure maybe you can find like a forest area? then you have to worry about bugs and deer and stuff but that could reduce one problem

lagarrettBLUNT said:

LOL yes! cut out a giant piece of cardboard and paint a picture of a tomato plant on it and put it in front of your grow . but seriously im not sure maybe you can find like a forest area? then you have to worry about bugs and deer and stuff but that could reduce one problem

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nah......ya hang red christmas tree balls on it for that.
i've grown nice-sized plants to harvest in a vegetable garden. hidin' a tree in the forest..............

scroglodyte said:

nah......ya hang red christmas tree balls on it for that.
i've grown nice-sized plants to harvest in a vegetable garden. hidin' a tree in the forest..............

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lol, i threw down like 100 seeds in this forest and not even kidding came back two weeks later at least 70 of those suckers had started growing, came back a month later and for some reason about 200 yards of this "forest area" was completely cut down. lol

I would just find a place in the woods to start and finish the plant. Keep it around till it is rootbound in a 3 gallon pot then transplant in a woods or field.

You know your yard and your neighborhood. If you can't think of a good place you might want to reconsider what you're about to do. It's not worth getting ripped off or having the cops come to your house. Hit the woods.

What about helicopter and the device FLIR?

Better yet stop stealing your moms and pops stash

i grew in my backyard last year and my neighbour is a mechanic so all kinds of ppl passing by. i was worried about the smell and ppl commin in my yard and seeing them. so as long as u take certain precautions u should be fine, the smell shouldnt be a problem if u plant a few. i have a drug dealer living on my street so i worry about those ppl seeing anything in plain view in my yard, and their customers.
just dont grow in a greenhouse as some random pothead will think "there may be plants in there" and youll be up every night chasing ppl out of ur yard.
growing outside is one of the biggest pains in ur life till u actually get it right. last year i was over runned by slugs n snails, this year i bet its gonna be rabbits or deer.

Doctor, Take a bar of soap. run it over a cheese grader. take the small chips you get and sprinkle around ur garden 2o-30 feet away in a circle. wild animals wont cross it. or take cheese cloth and hang it from some tree branches

yeah... might not be a good location if its that exposed and risky. but, if you're still thinking about it, dig a hole first and put your pot/bucket in there, that will help to lower the profile at least a foot or more. plant some other plants around it, develop a little garden, and then lst your plants and tie fake plastic flowers/tomatoes to them. probably your best bet.