Weed and Catnip ...wtf

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minnesmoker

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So, I smoked a bowl, and was looking at a thread -- I saw a picture of a cat that was stoned on catnip, you can see the bag on the floor in the pic... I clicked to the next page and see a puppy blazing a joint! I'm enjoying that, and think about when I was a teenager, I smoked weed regularly with friends, two girls in particular. They tried catnip + weed, and I guess they got high... So, I googled "catnip's effects" and came to the catnip wiki... Cats eat catnip and get stoned, more like drunk, but we'll say "stoned" because it's a plant. And then, I thought "Wait ... Cats can buy a plant that is grown solely for their recreational enjoyment, or, they can send their human to the store for it... But, I, the HUMAN, can't have a plant growing solely for my personal use?"


Man, sucks to be a human.
 
I got catnip everywhere so I smoked a little dried cola an I got weird!!! Like the I drank slot of redbull jitters and I peed alot!! Weird!!
 
I've seen a cat get into an entire bag of that shit. It was awake for no joke over 24hrs just tripping. I really believe he was hallucinating... kept sketching off behind furniture, trying to climb fake house plants, SPRINTING (and I mean fast) instead of just walking.

I started feeling bad for the little guy, but then he crashed hard. Slept like a baby for the next few days.
 
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A: Human uses For Catnip: Catnip tends to have a sedative effect on humans. It is most often drunk as a tea. It is also useful for settling an upset stomach. It has also been used to treat headaches, scarlet fever, coughing, insomnia & smallpox. Catnip can also be used for cuts, studies show it has a natural healing quality. Crush fresh catnip leaves, damp them & apply to your cut. **Some other medicinal uses for catnip are: Anaesthetic, antibiotic, anti rheumatic, antispasmodic, astringent, carminative, diuretic, muscular aches and pains, rheumatism, chills, cold in the joints, haemorrhoids, toothache. K’Eogh, in his “Irish Herbal” (1735) wrote of catnip, “It provokes urination and menstruation: it expels the stillborn child; it opens obstructions of the lungs and the womb, and is good for internal bruises and shortness of breath. Drunk with salt and honey, it expels worms from the body.” ***
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when I was in high school this kid who didnt even smoke kept bugging me to get him some weed. I really dont know why, I assume trying to be cool. Anyway I sold him an 1/8 of catnip, supposably he and a friend smoked it and got fucked up. O r so they say
 
so it aborts babies? Lol...not really but hahahaahahahaaaaa...I knew a guy in high school that tried smoking catnip...said it gave him a headache...I have never bought any, but I grow a lot of it...and the cats love it..as long as nobody and nothing touches the catnip the cats don't notice it, but if you move it around, or rip a leaf or something off the plant at all they can smell it and a hoard of cats comes and just destroys any catnip you have...and any plants near the catnip, because it isn't enough to eat it..they like to rub on it and roll in it..and ya know...I can kind of understand...I could happily sleep on a pillow stuffed with ganja...lol.
 
jamaicanskunk said:
when I was in high school this kid who didnt even smoke kept bugging me to get him some weed. I really dont know why, I assume trying to be cool. Anyway I sold him an 1/8 of catnip, supposably he and a friend smoked it and got fucked up. O r so they say
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One of my high school BFs had a neighbor that smoked some catnip just to see what it did...said it effed the cat up, so why not him...he said it gave him a headache and get got really really sleepy, but that when he woke up the headache was gone and he felt really well rested...so...if you can stand a wicked headache it might be worth it to try for the sleeping..
 
Still, catnip's legal... Weed, not so much, that was kinda' where my baked brain drifted with it... Just thought it was quite the interesting situation.

For headaches, I take 1-2 mushroom caps, recently picked but dry. Helps every time.
 
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