LOL pulling a Toobin?
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Laughing Grass
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I can't stop thinking about those biscuits now
raratt
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Is that what it's called now? I can't keep up.
shrxhky420
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What's funny is we're having a tubing crisis... so pulling on toobin(g) is really funny to me.... guess you had to be there. 
or not.
SH420
or not.SH420
Laughing Grass
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Could someone loan me $4.5 million... please?
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This $4.5 million property in Ontario comes with its own private zoo
Monkeys, lemurs, leopards, zebras, buffalo, alligators, wallabies, lions wolves and more exotic species of bird than you ever knew existed could be...
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BudmanTX
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i know of a private island for sale down in Brazil, and you'll even have enough money for renovations tooCould someone loan me $4.5 million... please?
This $4.5 million property in Ontario comes with its own private zoo
Monkeys, lemurs, leopards, zebras, buffalo, alligators, wallabies, lions wolves and more exotic species of bird than you ever knew existed could be...
Laughing Grass
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Do they have tigers and kangaroos?
BudmanTX
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i'm sorry they don't, might get a nice flock of parrots though
Laughing Grass
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I figure this might be my road to riches. Have the park for a couple years, do some batshit crazy things and get my own tiger queen documentary on Netflix. How much can I put you down for?
manfredo
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I saw a shrink back 20+ years ago. First appt, she was wearing a tight short black leather skirt and kept bending over on front of me. She was pretty good looking and had a decent body, but she was in her 70's. Oh what a trip that was. It also involved group therapy and there was a younger slutty girl who use to give blow jobs before the meeting. I passed on her too.
I tried therapy one more time locally, but after a half dozen meetings he told me I didn't need therapy...I beg to differ, but whatever!!
BudmanTX
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::::looks in his wallet, see moths fly out, one with a sign saying "feed us you idiot":::::;
DarkWeb
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Sorry, you weren't his type lolI saw a shrink back 20+ years ago. First appt, she was wearing a tight short black leather skirt and kept bending over on front of me. She was pretty good looking and had a decent body, but she was in her 70's. Oh what a trip that was. It also involved group therapy and there was a younger slutty girl who use to give blow jobs before the meeting. I passed on her too.
I tried therapy one more time locally, but after a half dozen meetings he told me I didn't need therapy...I beg to differ, but whatever!!
manfredo
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Find one in a warmer climate and I'm in. You could probably buy a private island in Florida with wild animals on it...Like this for 2.7 million
Get 10 people to invest that's only 270k each....I'm in!!
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Laughing Grass
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That's USD? I can't afford that! This park has ziplines, a splash pad... and Tigers!Find one in a warmer climate and I'm in. You could probably buy a private island in Florida with wild animals on it...Like this for 2.7 million
Get 10 people to invest that's only 270k each....I'm in!!
Private Islands Inc - Islands for Sale and Rent
Browse hundreds of islands available for sale and rent worldwide. Private Islands Online is the most comprehensive guide to buying, selling and renting private islands. Explore the possibilities...
manfredo
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This could be the new RIU nursing center...Perhaps you could get a job there. We'll need someone to run the rosin presses, work the grows, drive the charter boat, and trim. Get your application in early!!
Laughing Grass
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I wanted to play with tigers and ride a zipline. Now I'm operating a press and working the fields? This sounds more like human trafficking.
BarnBuster
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Ilha da Queimada Grande?
manfredo
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OK, here...I found one with lots of animals for you, and it's only 2.5 million.
Incredible flora, manatees, alligators, turtles, osprey, heron, wild hogs, and an occasional parrot during the winter months are a few of the sights to enjoy. Dan May Island is so protected, it's also been home to the Florida Panther and Florida Black Bear.
www.privateislandsonline.com
Only thing, I forgot about all the snakes....
Incredible flora, manatees, alligators, turtles, osprey, heron, wild hogs, and an occasional parrot during the winter months are a few of the sights to enjoy. Dan May Island is so protected, it's also been home to the Florida Panther and Florida Black Bear.
Dan May Island - Florida, United States - Private Islands for Sale
Dan May Island has been hurricane proof for over 100 years. The cypress built lodge is 1700 square feet.
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Only thing, I forgot about all the snakes....
BudmanTX
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snake island...really?...wouldn't mid visiting though
i was thinking more like this......
Ilha do Magalhaes
1,350,000.00
and turn key