THINGS you do while BAKED

r1tony said:

masturbate? I am not proud but I am honest.

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That's something I don't do stoned. Seems like forever and can't ever finish. Maybe I should cut down to 3-4 times a day and let the blisters heal.

I like to fire up the forge and pound on the anvil.
I have a lifelong fascination with both fire and shiny sharp objects.

MediMary said:

It would be a little tricky getting a bj otherwise

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whateverrrr, girls can play that game too, just hafta call it that.
speaking of which, we used to call it 'gettin face', back in the day....

and bj's are much more fun to give, stoned as well....

mellokitty said:

whateverrrr, girls can play that game too, just hafta call it that.
speaking of which, we used to call it 'gettin face', back in the day....

and bj's are much more fun to give, stoned as well....

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I have lots o bud. You're not a "dude" are you? hahahahahaha

high/hgih - That fucking avatar. If you stare at that thing for 5-10 seconds I swear it goes faster and faster. At least I think it does.

-HLG

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Now snort some and watch it and see what happens

high|hgih said:

Now snort some and watch it and see what happens

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Snorting days were over years and years ago. Watching that avatar makes me feel tweeky though.

HighLowGrow said:

I have lots o bud. You're not a "dude" are you? hahahahahaha

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lol, i have lots of bud too, i have a good hubby who understands my needs lol.

i can get into excruciating details of childbirth if you're a true skeptic... ?
or april and i could have a graphic tamponic conversation... girls secretly love grossing you out with that shit.

Longboarding or hacky sack So fun

I like to perform what would normally be horrible tasks by getting ridiculously high. Things like shoveling horse crap out of stalls or tough cleaning jobs. Oh, and veggie gardening is another favorite. Something very primal about the connection with nature when you garden or weed while under the influence of the latter.

BlazedMonkey said:

Longboarding or hacky sack So fun

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Dude HACKY SACK! I used to go forever. Haven't played in like 20 years. Gotta have the right shoes though. Wonder if they still make the original one?

-HLG

mellokitty said:

lol, i have lots of bud too, i have a good hubby who understands my needs lol.

i can get into excruciating details of childbirth if you're a true skeptic... ?
or april and i could have a graphic tamponic conversation... girls secretly love grossing you out with that shit.

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ok ok. that's enough!!! I have a wife and two girls approaching their teens. Yep I'm screwed but do I care. Nope - I'll be stoned.

-HLG

HighLowGrow said:

I have a wife and two girls approaching their teens.

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oh, so you know all about it then.
(are they close in age? i know a girl who has 'irish twins' and i'm always bugging her that someday she's going to have *2* 16 yr old girls under her roof)
(ours is a toddler so the memory of birth is still pretty fresh in our minds) between the 2 of us i'd say, throughout the whole birth, HE is the most traumatised by having had to watch them give me my epidural. poor guy. next time i'm saving up a ki of bubble and doing it at HOME....

MediMary said:

I like getting a bj from my girl while smoking on a blizzie

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Funny my wife likes me munching while she is blazing.

I guess anything I do all day counts cause I'm high all day

One of my favorite things to do when I'm high is golf

Snorting days were over years and years ago. Watching that avatar makes me feel tweeky though.

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Yeah I haven't been up to date on my snorting either, last time I did was a couple months ago and it was meth, first time.. And then before that jesus.. 3 years? Cocaine and ketamine were the shizzle and ketamine needs to come back. Brb I need to make a drive lol

Get nekkid and lay in the hot desert sun. Double Baked!

Sounds to me like we get a lot accomplished when stoned. We

mow
weed wack
get shit cleaned up
wash our cars
do the dished
make shit
draw
wackoff
Play pictionary(work the mind)
shave
create music
fish
golf (eye hand coordination)
hacky sack (exercise)
pound on the anvil (more exercise)
garden
get bjs (increased heart rate - more exercise)
cook

There is a current thread about how stoners have no jobs. Bullshit!

Don't tell me stoners don't have a job!

..........and when we FINALLY get a break we watch a movie.


-HLG

You can add more shit to that list, this morning I got high and started vacuuming, gave my dog a bath, transplanted some clones into soil and tomorrow I'm doing laundry, dishes, more vacuuming and getting the place nice and clean for my cousins to come visit and mess it up again, hahaha

I can't really do anything unlees I get high

I blazed this morning and stripped foundation forms all morning