Thieves

Commemorative photos of plants being stolen.
Brilliant!

No Trousers. MiniatureSchnauzer815 can take those photos down to the Chicago Police and demand that they find the rippers using state-of-the-art facial recognition software and a bunch of detectives. It's gotten so that one can't even maintain an outdoor marijuana grow right here in the heart of our urban Christmas tree plantations. They will get right on that shit because here in Chicago, we have very little crime.
 
I have been a member of this site for like 8 years...I moved from Chicago to Michigan like 3 years ago.


Good news is the one That I had to hang early ..She still got a few tops going.. Should pull 3 zips off her.
 
Naw dude... Your problem @Corso312 is that the only 'couple of hundred acres' of farmland in area code 312 (downtown Chicago) is Grant Park. Never plant your secret grow next to a very popular public park. You are just asking for trouble. Or should I call you corso815?



I don't really give a fuck what you call me meathead... I've never lost a plant to a ripper..n it ain't starting this year.
 
Camping out is a good idea. I like the rock salt idea. The fishhook idea sounds really fun, I can imagine a guy screaming because he has 20 fish hooks stuck to him. light sensors work but you still have to deal with the person. I wonder if the asshole used a flashlight. The bad news is 90% of the time they'll be back every year to try and catch you slipping. The problem is if you tell the cops people are trying to take your medical mj then they would say it wasn't secure and arrest you. I would put up a fence prison style with a dog run surrounding a modest greenhouse. I know you want cheap solutions but's a pay to play game. .44 magnum paints a very clear picture to a would be thief btw.
 
I'm a felon..I'm not shooting someone with rocksalt ..If I have to use my shotty its to kill somebody.. N they gotta be in my house not my back yard ..n these bear trap ideas? There's a 90% chance me or the dog steps in one.. The cicadas finally stfu so the advantage has swung back in my favor... They missed their chance .
 
I grow outdoor in my back patio..It backs up to hundreds of acres of Xmas trees n farmland ..busy street tho n my garden is fairly obvious ..100' from street ... So I got this shitty reed fencing from home depot on line...


You can still see thru it..but you'd have to slow down to gaze..the speed limit is probably 40 plus ...

Last year had a couple people try ...was on it quick n they n never got within 200 feet of garden .


Last nite this...someone got in ..the reed fencing is only covering 75% of the garden ..its mainly to shield every car from seeing.... I was about to make my rounds at midnight n flashed the lite from my bedroom window n hear someone take off running..in 8-9 seconds Me n Dog out back lookin with flashlight...gone ...he(they?) Cut through 75 percent of one stalk n fled without it... Its worthless its 25-30 days early...so I hung it n maybe get sum hash from it...it was 5' tall by 5 wide ..tons of tops n lookn good.


So I buy a tent first thing this morning n barbed wire...I'm sleeping out there for 30 days straight starting tonight.


I want to get an alarm of some sorts tho ...was thinking bells on fishing line ...would the wind make them fire off false alarms ??

I'm lookin for something cheap n reliable ...nothing wired .

Nice opportunity to camp.
Sorry about the circumstance though.
 
Alright, I admit it. Your reasonable explanation took some of the fun outta that for me.




Yeah, reality has a tendency to do that someone's weird ass fantasy.

BTW ...I've pulled harvests 3 times this size out in Chicago dickhead...not the suburbs you clown ...in the city ...I did have a partna but we had 4 fat harvests in a row with zero problems ...in the back of the yards and 106 ish n stoney island ...the best spot is being used by a buddy for 3 years straight now ..I can't mention that location ..but trust me ..there's PLENTY of places to cash crop in the city outdoors.
 
Nice opportunity to camp.
Sorry about the circumstance though.




For sure ... Weird thing is one of the reasons I moved up here was to see the wildlife ...I've never seen a fox in 3 plus years here...I've seen 6 in the last 2 nights ...they are grey not red n only come out at bite...hunt mice in my fields ..they don't really seem to notice the spotlite ...they jump in the air n grab mice from tall grass...really cool ...I is spotlited a coon n walked up to 3' from this fat bastard... He acted so naturally n ignored me until I touched his tail with my flashlite!!! He streamed n took off ..even scared me a bit n made me jump .. This nocturnal spotlighting mite be the vest thing to happen from this .
 
For sure ... Weird thing is one of the reasons I moved up here was to see the wildlife ...I've never seen a fox in 3 plus years here...I've seen 6 in the last 2 nights ...they are grey not red n only come out at bite...hunt mice in my fields ..they don't really seem to notice the spotlite ...they jump in the air n grab mice from tall grass...really cool ...I is spotlited a coon n walked up to 3' from this fat bastard... He acted so naturally n ignored me until I touched his tail with my flashlite!!! He streamed n took off ..even scared me a bit n made me jump .. This nocturnal spotlighting mite be the vest thing to happen from this .
I want night vision goggles, I'm surrounded by bobcat, the occasional bear, coyote etc
 
set up a tent and put a small radio in it.. the sound from the radio and the site of the tent and dog might be enough to deter someone...
that way you wouldn't have to spend every night outdoors in the tent, could flip every other day or w/e you felt like instead..
I say set the tent up and sleep in the bushes. Gets them by surprise every time.

It works on a guerilla grow to. Cops and all will walk by you to investigate the tent and you slip out the back door.
 
well all things considering what i would do , Now you better consult a lawyer on this one .
Anyways look out in your back yard where ,,, if you were a thief you would enter , Also look from roadway as well.. then i would purchase some cheap 4 x 8 sheets of plywood or what ever then i would also purchase 6 " nails cut 4x8 sheets in half so 2 x 8 place them around fence line approx 2 feet away ( outwards or just jump your own fence to see where pain line will be hahaha
from the fence cover it up with what ever brush grass clippings soil so its not to noticeable

If and when rippers do hop the fence nothing like getting nailed on the spot imagine 6 " nails going into your foot and not one or two like bunch, also i would sharpen tips

now a Friend did this once as school kids were always jumping his fence and taking a short cut he got in serious shit but i think he beat it as to he used a excuse he was working in the area and must of forgot about the nailed boards
I also wanted to do this being i am a corner lot and fuckers in back alley always cutting turns sharp and fucking up the grass on curb side thought couple 2 x 8 with nails hidden and these fuckers would have Flat tires would teach them a lesson ..
 
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