These are several reasons why @Blue Wizard should start posting again

-he looks fucking spectacular in a pair of high heels
-his taste in music and video games rivals even the most socially challenged
-he could easily beat your ass in a straight up game of tetris
-owns substantially more nintendo memorabilia than you
-can ride a motorcycle
-has at least an 8 inch penis
-has sent me pornography in the mail
-his attitude and grace are something that pieces of human shit from this board don't deserve
-I am going to marry him one day.
-so, you can just fuck off


I can and will go on. But please help me build this list. I am counting on you, assholes.

Whenever he post, it's at just the right time.

-He showed all of us we are more into trans than we ever knew
-he has a list about him

You have been summoned, blue one.

私を可愛いと思ってるの?

Watashe wa kawaii desu?

He regales us with tales of tenant malfeasance.

His graphic art is quite impressive
He is proficient enough with the occult to bring old guitars back to life
Has a very low tolerance for bullshit
CHICKS WITH DICKS!!!
He knows his chicken...

tyler.durden said:

His graphic art is quite impressive
He is proficient enough with the occult to bring old guitars back to life
Has a very low tolerance for bullshit
CHICKS WITH DICKS!!!
He knows his chicken...

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You are such a fucking tease.