The You Know Your A Grower Thread

[Don Gin and Ton]

Hahahah when everyone tells you constantly that you stink of dank but you can no longer smell it

 

[Fditty00]

When hand soap isnt in ur vocab, stricly Brillo pads!

 

[hardroc]

You know you're a grower when.......you know what pistils and trich's are

 

[hardroc]

You know you're a grower when...........you get more emails from seed banks than your friends

 

[Riott]

Been reading threw these and it's funny how many of them already are accurate and I'm only like 2 weeks in to my first plants lol

You know your a grower when.... you constantly tell your friends how badly you "want" to grow.
when you end up spending more money growing it than you would have buying it.
when you spend all night on rollitup!
when your tired because you spent all of the last night looking at your plants through a magnifying glass.

Well, theres a few from a noob grower lol

 

[RON916]

#155 i think...YOU KNOW U A GROWER WHEN U CAN REMMEBER THE NAMEs OF UR GIRLIES MORE THAN UR OWN KIDS [an i hav 3 plants an 8 an 1/2 kids..

#156. u can remember the dates u planted ur babies but cant remember all ur kids birthdays

#157. WHEN U CAN U CAN GO AN TALK TO UR GIRLS ABOUT THE BAD DAY U HAD BECAUSE UR BABY MAMA WAS TRIPPIN BECAUSE SHE THINK U LOVE THE '''''PLANTS'''' MORE THAN HER AN... UR GIRLS RESPOND BY LISTENIN AN NOT TALKIN BACK AND SHOWIN U THEY WILL GROW FAT NUGS U CAN SMOKE TO FORGET THE BABAY MAMA LMAO..

#158. WHEN THE HOMIES WANT U TO SET UP A GROW CLASS IN DA HOOD ....BECAUSE THEY THINK U KNOW JUST AS MUCH AS THE PPL WHO WORK IN DA STO AN AN DA WEED STO AN DA COLLAGE AN STUFF LMAO.........

 

[ImTheFireMan]

#155 i think...YOU KNOW U A GROWER WHEN U CAN REMMEBER THE NAMEs OF UR GIRLIES MORE THAN UR OWN KIDS [an i hav 3 plants an 8 an 1/2 kids..

#156. u can remember the dates u planted ur babies but cant remember all ur kids birthdays

#157. WHEN U CAN U CAN GO AN TALK TO UR GIRLS ABOUT THE BAD DAY U HAD BECAUSE UR BABY MAMA WAS TRIPPIN BECAUSE SHE THINK U LOVE THE '''''PLANTS'''' MORE THAN HER AN... UR GIRLS RESPOND BY LISTENIN AN NOT TALKIN BACK AND SHOWIN U THEY WILL GROW FAT NUGS U CAN SMOKE TO FORGET THE BABAY MAMA LMAO..

#158. WHEN THE HOMIES WANT U TO SET UP A GROW CLASS IN DA HOOD ....BECAUSE THEY THINK U KNOW JUST AS MUCH AS THE PPL WHO WORK IN DA STO AN AN DA WEED STO AN DA COLLAGE AN STUFF LMAO.........

sac town in the house haha

 

[DoeEyed]

When you walk into a store and people start asking where that "skunk" smell is coming from, because your clothes are saturated in the odor.

 

[Budme206]

When you tell your friends/family you have incense that is cannabis scented (which is an actual thing) so they don't ask questions.

 

[alpha hustle]

46. You have to stop yourself from talking about horticulture stuff around people, so they dont start to think youve been responsible for that dank thats been going around....

Haha i no that feeling!

 

[RhymesWithGosh]

When you have to make mulitple trips to the car in the night so no one in your apartment complex see's you carrying in one of the seven 40 lb bags of soil.

 

[guitarabuser]

When your friend's "chronic" and "hydro" doesn't even give you a buzz.

 

[IAm5toned]

You have a sinking feeling in your gut, because the lights went out at 2am and you dont have a spare ballast/bulb

 

[genuity]

when you start to feel sorry for others plants

 

[Jerry Garcia]

when you start to feel sorry for others plants

hahahahahaha

That is the best one so far...

 

[hardroc]

haahhaha yea made me lol as well

 

[IAm5toned]

You know both the exact date of the spring, summer and fall equinox, a year in advance.

 

[That 5hit]

when you go right to your grow room after have sex
i mean as soon as you bust one you go right to the grow room non stop

 

[That 5hit]

when people are having plant problem with non weed plant, plants and you surgest weed plant fixes for them
and there like "aww OK, i think that'll work"

 

[That 5hit]

when you think about hitting the mega millions or power ball
just to think about the kind of grow room you would build