The UK Growers Thread!

[baklawa]

UKRG - hope you get a nice fat lump of compensation. There are loads of bent solicitors who specialize in compensation claims - no win, no fee kind of thing - they're probably all total crooks but maybe it would help to have a soulless shark fight your corner and prove in court that it was due to the NHS that you have craters in your foot today...

 

[UKHG]

yeh hope so and FFS the wifes pregnant

 

[baklawa]

yeh hope so and FFS the wifes pregnant

Pretend to be happy even if you aren't. And - congratulations if you are =) 6 weeks?

EDIT: just to clarify, I meant, pretend to the wife that you're happy. Do everything you can to help her chill. Otherwise, well, you don't want her to give birth to something like my Brat, do you?

 

[tip top toker]

Lordy be, not even 8pm and i have no idea what to do with myself. I should probably consider getting myself some friends, but keep going full circle and arriving back at "fuck em", i always just end up getting annoyed with people.

 

[PUKKA BUD]

yeh hope so and FFS the wifes pregnant

Congrats Mate!!!!!.................how the fuck you managed that fallin asleep on the job all the time!?!?!?!? lol

 

[tip top toker]

Spermjacked.

 

[baklawa]

Lordy be, not even 8pm and i have no idea what to do with myself. I should probably consider getting myself some friends, but keep going full circle and arriving back at "fuck em", i always just end up getting annoyed with people.

You can't invite these so-called "friends" back to your box. What would you do with friends anyway? You're being ridiculous. Now, get back to tending your plants while I boil another bunny.

 

[tip top toker]

That's why i don't bother keeping any What would i do with them? Nothing, i'm not a talker so not sure what aid they would be in alleviating my boredom The only person i know who can put up with my silent brooding nature i over side of the pond waiting for me to get on a plane, other than that, everyone jut wants to sit and talk. TALK! WTF do people talk about? I can talk about alllll manner of things, but they're nearly all serious, religious, political, i do.not.chitchat!

 

[UKHG]

Congrats Mate!!!!!.................how the fuck you managed that fallin asleep on the job all the time!?!?!?!? lol

pmsl

doc just gave me 56 5mg nitrazipam! awww yeh gunna be fucked up!"

yeh mate we had a bit of a bad row and the make up sex over a week prolly did it! lmao
out of cali mist now not happy
wens ures ready TTT?

oh yeh ttt accept my freinds request u ig tw@

 

[rainz]

Ello tiptop mate u alrite? cant you get into call of duty or anything like that? cos theres only so many times you crack one off in a night lol

 

[UKHG]

Ello tiptop mate u alrite? cant you get into call of duty or anything like that? cos theres only so many times you crack one off in a night lol

they say 5 before it turns to a drop a tatty water! or blisters on each side ya knob!lmao

 

[tip top toker]

Lol, i don't accept friend requests because they're a stupid notion. I don't need someone to be in a list for them to be considered a friend. My plant won't be done for a bunch of weeks yet, i'll be keeping an 8th of it at most. I think the old is having an effect on my yield, and today it suddenly got realllly cold. Heating on fullll.

And no, i used to play computer games, not anymore, maybe 20 minutes at most an then i get overwhelmed by what a bunch of whining immature useless cunts they all are, especially on CoD. If i do play a game it's with my one friend who is almost the polar opposit of me, but for some reason we've always got on incredibly well, we jut sit around with a joint playing lego pirates of the carribean etc

I'm an exception to life, born from depression, fueld by alcohol, driven by the madness, something like that. I have no interest in keeping friends and even less interested in keeping a woman. It doesn't make things too easy when the government restricts or bans any enjoyable hobby you can think of, motocross you say, get fucked, not on our fields you won't, hunting you say? Fuck off, that would mean letting you have weapons, driving you say, fuck off, we don't want you to be able to afford the insurance. This country sucks, can't wait for canada where i an just bugger off up into the mountains and have some harmless fun

 

[UKHG]

Lol, i don't accept friend requests because they're a stupid notion. I don't need someone to be in a list for them to be considered a friend.

And no, i used to play computer games, not anymore, maybe 20 minutes at most an then i get overwhelmed by what a bunch of whining immature useless cunts they all are, especially on CoD. If i do play a game it's with my one friend who is almost the polar opposit of me, but for some reason we've always got on incredibly well, we jut sit around with a joint playing lego pirates of the carribean etc

nothing beats the super nintendo and the normal nintendo and megadrives dont care what you say

 

[tip top toker]

Two of my all time fav games must be streets of rage on the megadrive, and super mario party on the n64. I'm young enough and from an arsey farty family that i never got a computer or console till around year 2000

 

[UKHG]

Two of my all time fav games must be streets of rage on the megadrive, and super mario party on the n64. I'm young enough and from an arsey farty family that i never got a computer or console till around year 2000

yeh manmario WORLD thwe onw with thw maps and when yoshi first appeared on the snes my fave game on the nes wat probotector fukin brill and mario 3,
sege mater system 2 was alex kid coz it was built in! lol remeber the mater system 1 with the card games OR the old wooden atari lol
i used to love my spektrum 48k then up to the 128k! tape loader lmao or the amstrad cpc 464 green screen UNLESS yuo had the adapter box for the tele

 

[newuserlol]

had all the consoles over the years and could i go back to playing a mega-drive,snes,gameboy could i fuck over my 360 or ps3, do you people have steven seagal movies on in the background whilst playing ya retro funk lmao

 

[UKHG]

had all the consoles over the years and could i go back to playing a mega-drive,snes,gameboy could i fuck over my 360 or ps3, do you people have steven seagal movies on in the background whilst playing ya retro funk lmao

no mate 56 nitraziz! lol

sorry 60

 

[tip top toker]

Well the graphics are so shit on the 360 and ps3 that i wouldn't be bothered which console i play i'll take n n64 over your ps3 or 360 any day o the year, i'd rather good games and bad graphis than bad games an bad graphis

And yes, do you not enjoy a bit of Underseige?

 

[UKHG]

Well the graphics are so shit on the 360 and ps3 that i wouldn't be bothered which console i play

And yes, do you not enjoy a bit of Underseige?

a dangerous man was good he was just killing for the hell of it lol mega good and im sorry ps3 pisses all over a 360 me personallty got 2 psps and i love em shipped the whole 9 yards if i got a 1gb graphics card for my pc it would piss all over a ps3's chips

 

[tip top toker]

a dangerous man was good he was just killing for the hell of it lol mega good and im sorry ps3 pisses all over a 360 me personallty got 2 psps and i love em shipped the whole 9 yards if i got a 1gb graphics card for my pc it would piss all over a ps3's chips

I have a shitty old obsolete graphic card by general opinion, it cost me £30, it takes ps3's and jut rapes them into the earth like a horse does a beaver? BF3 and CoD look utterly shit on consoles for a reason, the consoles are utterly shit. Watching games played on em just makes me cringe and look away.