The UK Growers Thread!

rainz

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hope ur all well lads, ive just rolled up a fat cheisel joint and about to enjoy a cup of tea and cake lol, WOW ur a ledgend mate lol......sambo...that plant looks nice man, and if it smells orangey thats gota narrow it down a bit lol looks good tho mate.
 

dura72

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oh shit...jist woke up..realisd ahve jist pistoff the biggest gangster in the area...thot ah wiz bein a smart cunt...shit,shit shit. mite have tae do sum serious grouvelin, oh deaer...shit shit shit....i am seriously scared here...fuck.
 

Airwave

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oh shit...jist woke up..realisd ahve jist pistoff the biggest gangster in the area...thot ah wiz bein a smart cunt...shit,shit shit. mite have tae do sum serious grouvelin, oh deaer...shit shit shit....i am seriously scared here...fuck.
It was only a matter of time before that mouth of yours got you into serious trouble.

Do you think you might get stabbed low or just shot?
 

Saerimmner

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oh shit...jist woke up..realisd ahve jist pistoff the biggest gangster in the area...thot ah wiz bein a smart cunt...shit,shit shit. mite have tae do sum serious grouvelin, oh deaer...shit shit shit....i am seriously scared here...fuck.
we`ve all done it at some point lol, lets just hope your "situation" didnt get as interesting as mine when it happened
 

supersillybilly

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oh shit...jist woke up..realisd ahve jist pistoff the biggest gangster in the area...thot ah wiz bein a smart cunt...shit,shit shit. mite have tae do sum serious grouvelin, oh deaer...shit shit shit....i am seriously scared here...fuck.
Thought you were aff the sauce dura. Get on the case asap, the longer it festers in his head the worse its gonae be
 

dura72

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ah well lads, as mentioned by airwave it was only a matter of time before my mouth got me in trouble, it only happens 2 or 3 times a year but it always seems to be the fuckin hardest or most psychotic cunts in the area, maybe ive got sum unresolved death wish or sumthin!!
i recon i'll probably get away with good apology, worst case scenario is a few slaps, these guys dont really use guns coz it just nrings too much attention. only real problem is all the top end dealers in my area are connected to northern irish paramilitaries.....thats when it gets 'interesting'.
 

dura72

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i dont really remember tbh, i just remember talkin tro the guy in the pub bog and then he went fuckin apeshit at me, i manged to calm him down but i was pretty smashed, i had been in the pub since half 12 and had been at it pretty heavily for around 9 or 10 hours.
 

supersillybilly

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canny believe you were out that long after we got beat. Old Firm Days are always messy. I was at my mums b/f 50th on sat night and my g/f was moaning about her brother coz he's a prick. blah blah blah, then this old guy about 70ish tells her to shut the fuck up, I told him to shut his mouth as she is entitled to a moan. He then squares up to me and says he is an ex-para, to which my priceless reply was "Get out my face or I'll punch you back into 1945." Full house started laughing and I suppose it broke the tension but I'm still raging an old cun@ at 70 thinks he can take me. lol
 

WOWgrow

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canny believe you were out that long after we got beat. Old Firm Days are always messy. I was at my mums b/f 50th on sat night and my g/f was moaning about her brother coz he's a prick. blah blah blah, then this old guy about 70ish tells her to shut the fuck up, I told him to shut his mouth as she is entitled to a moan. He then squares up to me and says he is an ex-para, to which my priceless reply was "Get out my face or I'll punch you back into 1945." Full house started laughing and I suppose it broke the tension but I'm still raging an old cun@ at 70 thinks he can take me. lol
lmao, brilliant.

so he's the coke dealer then dura. they might not mess around with guns but knives are silent, just be careful mate.
 

supersillybilly

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I was thinking(not too hard tho)does anyone who does soil want to do a soil v hydro grow off. I'll be able to start from the 3rd week onwards in June. We will get the same beans and see who yields the most and who has the better plant and we could get an independent adjudicator to do the smoke test. Any takers????
 

sambo020482

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I was thinking(not too hard tho)does anyone who does soil want to do a soil v hydro grow off. I'll be able to start from the 3rd week onwards in June. We will get the same beans and see who yields the most and who has the better plant and we could get an independent adjudicator to do the smoke test. Any takers????
are you soil or hydro Sbilly?
 
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