The UK Growers Thread!

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uhhuh, there are no unskilled immigrants coming into england eh? tell me jut why it is the supermarket is run by foreigners. i hardly class cashier as skilled work! i can't wait for this election, it's gonna be hilareous, everything will fail! i wonder what'd happen with a hung parliament with lib dems anti-prohibition ideas :lol: FIGHT!

anyone watched hot tub time machine? looks rather entertaining haha, it's so black, so impossibly black
 
dura72

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i was actually goin to vote for that cyclops cunt but on the strength of that he can go fuck himself, i'm voting lib dem.
 
dura72

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I ordered a Chinese takeaway, and when the flatface turned up, I said
"How much", he said "£20"
So I said "What's the name of Jordans monged up son" and he says "Halfey Plice"
I said "Great, here's a tenner now fuck off"
 
ultimate buds

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pick and mix seeds have an offer on at the moment for 20% off for a limited time only. To qualify, place an order before 7th May 2010 and enter the code NEW0410 at the checkout. Make sure you use capital letters, no spaces and click 'apply' after entering the code.


its a good site for trying a mix of strains as you can buy single seeds of all strains


www.pickandmixseeds.co.uk
 
W Dragon

W Dragon

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hey guys i'm back with my appendix still in we think? got chrones and had a op about 4years back called a right hemicollectomy and they should have taken my apendix out but they think it's been left in and can't find the surgical notes so they just left me to wait til they found it or the surgeon comes back and see if he remembers, so i waited til half 4 in the mo about 12hrs and gave up and come home the cheeky fuckers wanted me to stay and wait in a waiting room with hard seats that you can't sit on coz they kill your arse and i can't sit down properly anyway coz i'm a bit chubby and my gut pushes on it lol so just gotta wait now til it gets really bad and get an ambulance and hope they open me up, i been on the blower to them and they want me in so they can keep an eye on me but i'm gonna wait it out here at home with a joint and hope it gets worse quick to get it over with it's been just over 2days now and it's driving me nuts but gotta stay home the nhs doesn't supply weed lol
on a better note i got the misses to order me another tent got a 1.2x2x2 budbox on the way so hopefully that'll be here 2mo big fucking smiley
 
dura72

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good to hear your still alive but just prior to going under the knife is there any chance of putting my name on your will for your grow equipment....i'll come and weep at ur funeral mate.
 
W Dragon

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dura72 said:
good to hear your still alive but just prior to going under the knife is there any chance of putting my name on your will for your grow equipment....i'll come and weep at ur funeral mate.
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lol no probs mate have to take it down though i'll have it up and running 2mo if it turns up, be putting the misses to work lol
 
speedyseedz

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i'm giving up fags, haven't had fags for 4 days now, woop woop, had to cave in and buy some green though and i've got myself a couple of things to help me out.
 
kaya`smum

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Saved a sigular seed (the only one) from a nice pungent smelly.
Planted it in short 7" wide pot in multipurpose/seedling compost on a very bright Southish facing window sill in early April.
Germinated over around three days.
Water fed for 14 days.
Moved on to a large (10") pot with multipurpose/seedling compost roots appeared to be forming well, plentiful and healthy.
fed a 1/4 streangth dose of tomatoe food (NPK 2-2-6)
i have an alternative of (3.5-3.5-3.5) not really sure which is best for which stage ?????
also worth mentioning, three other Ganja plants of a different strain are in the same vasinity, i am aware that as soon as plants are old enough to sex, males should be removed.
plants are currently getting around 13.5 daylight hours.
. any hints n tip greatly appreciated
 
Charmwah

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Hey Dura, advice duely taken ;)

I posted a thread earlier and Duras told me to ask the knowledgable people in the UK growers thread, so... Whats the deal with this Bush Master stuff? I only ask as i've just started a wardrobe grow, got just under 4ft to play with and was wondering how to keep my height down. At the moment i'm playing with some thai stick bagseed to test out my set-up. Its fairly basic; a custom made lighting rig running 5 x 30w Daylight CFL's for vegging, 7 x 23W Warm White CFL's for flower, with scope to add more. To clarify, i'm not looking for mad yields, I just wanted to see what could be done with the cheap energy saving stuff that I had lying about already.

Any and all comments gladly recieved :)
 
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stupid british gas, shoving and nudging me into submitting my own readings online, finally do it and they reply back saying the readings are drastically different and to re-check them. well sod them they're right so you cna send your own people out next time :) makes the whole paranoia jump in and say uhhhhuh, maybe we should send an electricial around to check all your fuse boxes and such are working propperly yadayada :P
 
Tee Five

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Im not from the UK but I would like to give out shout out....because in Canada we love our hertiage. The war of 1812 FTW! I must go there some day because it is my where my hertiage lives.

Canada <3 The U.K.--come visit us and you'll see!
 
dura72

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Today my doctor told me that, if I don't change my ways, I'll be dead within a year.

I replied, "I'm a 38-year-old Scotsman. I've had a good run."
 
dura72

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Tee Five said:
Im not from the UK but I would like to give out shout out....because in Canada we love our hertiage. The war of 1812 FTW! I must go there some day because it is my where my hertiage lives.

Canada <3 The U.K.--come visit us and you'll see!
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you working for the canadian tourist board t5??
 
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shout to Canada. I've never met a wank Canadian, all sound as fuck. I will hopefully be heading that way before too long :)

anyone tried Tuborg beer? funky bottle caps and a damned good brew. £8 for 15 :)

what you need dura is hungry hungry hippos, either that or give hulk vs wolverine a watch, that tickeld me, HULK SMASH LITTLE MAN! HULK STRONGER!
 
dura72

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ive drank tuborg, they were the main sponser at a festival i was at( cant remewmber what festival but thats nuthin new!!) and spar does it . its a nice lager. havein a sniff and drinkin non alcoholic wine lol....fuckin sad
 
ultimate buds

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kaya`smum said:
Saved a sigular seed (the only one) from a nice pungent smelly.
Planted it in short 7" wide pot in multipurpose/seedling compost on a very bright Southish facing window sill in early April.
Germinated over around three days.
Water fed for 14 days.
Moved on to a large (10") pot with multipurpose/seedling compost roots appeared to be forming well, plentiful and healthy.
fed a 1/4 streangth dose of tomatoe food (NPK 2-2-6)
i have an alternative of (3.5-3.5-3.5) not really sure which is best for which stage ?????
also worth mentioning, three other Ganja plants of a different strain are in the same vasinity, i am aware that as soon as plants are old enough to sex, males should be removed.
plants are currently getting around 13.5 daylight hours.
. any hints n tip greatly appreciated
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sounds a bit young to be givin it nutrients already an you could do with at least 16 hours light try usin a cfl for a few hours when it goes dark
 
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