Funny story.
I had my electric doctored years ago but I never stole any lol.
Cable run up the cavity to the loft but in ever bothered hooking it to lights.
Years later I got a letter from electricity company that they were changing the meters in the area so I near shat myself.
I'd to go on eBay and order a pack of wire cable seals, cut the old ones off, pull the meter board outta the outside walll,pull the 100 watt fuse then unscrew the copper screws holding the extra wire and pulled it up into the loft.
The new wire cables were shiny new ffs, the old ones I cut off were dull old. I got a pencil and tried rubbing it on them but it didn't stay on so I got a black permanent marker and it worked a treat.
Meter man came and changed it, didn't notice a thing. Attention to detail you see.
I wouldn't steal electricity from the electricity company, why bother? when you can just hook into your neighbours house and steal theirs.....! Fecken excellent
I have a couple of other stories regarding electricity but I'll save them for another time.......