The UK Growers Thread!

shawnybizzle

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At least its free smoke aye... Yeh can imagine its a bit shitty tasting done it me self a few times Lol. I'm running low aswell only got a few joints left proper wank! Wish I had a big bush at 9 weeks flower right now!!!
 

zeddd

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Morning lads, can anyone recommend and good (recent) books on indoor cultivation? I have Medical Grower's Bible by Jorge Cervantes but would like a few others and yes I know these forms have loads of info on everything I need to know but nothing beats a good book n alot of the info id find would be more likely to be factual based evidence (one downside to the interwebs is it gives EVERYONE an opinion if when the don't know shit)
Cervantes ..........purrrlease, go for it and tell how well you yield.....books are sooo last centuary, Cervantes....ha ha ahahahahaaaahhahhaha...cough cough ..ahahahhaaha...
 

zeddd

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study botany and how plants live and grow, understand roots and what they need and just grow the fukkers and keep the leaves green....u will wind people up on here talking about books
 

ghb

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the first book i read was called i love it by micheal d meridith.

it was at least 15 years ago now, he basically told how he does everything from start to finish, he had varying success but because he had pictures of weed plants i would have believed anything in that book, nowadays i would read it for a chuckle.

long story short, especially in the growing world, todays facts are tomorrows jokes!.
 

shawnybizzle

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Yeah so do I mate lol. Ordering my coco tomorrow and getting shit rolling again. U been to court yet about that shit?
Good man get it set up ;) Yeh its all been dealt with mate 160 hr cs 12month probation, fine, and 6 points feckin wankers!!! Can't wait to get out this house now and get growing again somewhere else missis won't let me here while house in her name Cuz the bastards gave her 60 hr cs aswell she was not happy lmao
 

ghb

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lololol i was once with a teacher and got her to put the house in her name because she had good credit, if the door ever got kicked in she would have lost her job and probably career, when the harvest came and the whole street reeked of cheese she went and stayed at her mums, that was the end of us.......
 

shawnybizzle

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Women aye.......if I had enough money id have me own little flat for growing and I'd stay there most of the week now that would be a nice life or a massive fuck off house in the middle of nowhere with loads of secret rooms n shit so I can escape and hide from the missis n kids and tend to sexy green ladies ;)
 

Garybhoy11

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afternoon shit stabbers, woke up feelin like that cat that got the cream 2day lol, still cant believe the wife has booked my an Amsterdam trip nxt week, bring it on !!
 

shawnybizzle

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Yeh ya lucky fucker my Mrs wont let me go on my own until she's seen it for herself Lol. Read today that if you go to the cup only have 5grams on you or theyll take it off ya wankers!! There's gonna be some security with a few baggies on em ain't they
 

Garybhoy11

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Yeh ya lucky fucker my Mrs wont let me go on my own until she's seen it for herself Lol. Read today that if you go to the cup only have 5grams on you or theyll take it off ya wankers!! There's gonna be some security with a few baggies on em ain't they

i was in the dam in january with the wife mate we went for 4 days, i loved it but she wasnt a big fan due to not being much of a smoker and me spending 20hrs a day in the coffeeshops lmao, she dont want me going on my own either but she knows how much i love the place and its my birthday next week so she set it up as a surprise for me so im away for my bday. this time im only gonna have 24hrs in amsterdam before i fly home so will be making the most of it :)

and to top it off she giving me £200 spending money for 1 day off her wages, how fucking awesome is that?
 

shawnybizzle

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Hahaha I bet she was a bit fed up like Lol.my missis smokes like but she ain't hardcore a few joint she'll be asleep haha. Yeh make sure you go hard mate and see if you can find anywhere that got all dabbing rigs and wax's n that,that's what I wanna hit pricey tho.
 

spooningbadgers

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Good man get it set up ;) Yeh its all been dealt with mate 160 hr cs 12month probation, fine, and 6 points feckin wankers!!! Can't wait to get out this house now and get growing again somewhere else missis won't let me here while house in her name Cuz the bastards gave her 60 hr cs aswell she was not happy lmao
Well it's better than time I suppose lol. That's a bit shitty they gave ya misses cs. Why did she get it? Yeah defo no growing till ya move house. Bad move growing in a hot house :|
 

Garybhoy11

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U lucky twat gaz! Wish I was going :( think I'm gonna go in jan/feb.
m8 its only £100 for flights and hotel nxt week, but only for 1 night, i went january this year and it was fucking freezing was bout -6c and half a foot of snow lol, never stopped me enjoying it tho, plenty nice warm coffeeshops to heat me up :)
 

shawnybizzle

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Well it's better than time I suppose lol. That's a bit shitty they gave ya misses cs. Why did she get it? Yeah defo no growing till ya move house. Bad move growing in a hot house :|
Yeh fuck that I want to like but far too hot now! She got cs because the house is in her name so she was charged with permit to grow because it was in the bedroom and visible she couldn't say she didn't know about it. Never mind its all a learning process ain't it ya live n learn man
 

spooningbadgers

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m8 its only £100 for flights and hotel nxt week, but only for 1 night, i went january this year and it was fucking freezing was bout -6c and half a foot of snow lol, never stopped me enjoying it tho, plenty nice warm coffeeshops to heat me up :)
£100 ain't to bad. Yeah I went in January this year aswell for 3 nights, forgot to take my jacket, got off the plane and it was snowing :| lol.
@shawny true dat mate lol
 

Turbanator

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Yeh fuck that I want to like but far too hot now! She got cs because the house is in her name so she was charged with permit to grow because it was in the bedroom and visible she couldn't say she didn't know about it. Never mind its all a learning process ain't it ya live n learn man
aye bit tricky to deny wen ur using 50L sacks of coc as bedisde cabinets! lmao
 
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