The DEA is 30 seconds away from your home.

I'd call the cops. They have no jurisdiction in Canada. They'd be in more trouble than I would for a few measly plants.

Id sit back and enjoy my last 30 seconds of freedom...

I'd arm the claymores and break out an M4 Beowulf...have I played too much GTA?

slurms mckenzie said:

I would hit my "emergency dea is here" button that is next to me at all times and a trap door would open under my grow and everything would land in a giant flaming pit that would turn everything to ash then the door would close.

Man im sure glad i have that installed.

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there here!!! there here!!! hit the button quick.whew
oh shit its just my buddy coming over to smoke one dam.

Say hello to my little friend!!!!!

nomaninsf said:

Put on a DEA jacket and act like you're the first one on the scene.

Then tell them you'll take it from there and that the rest of them can go home while you "dispose" of the evil evil drugs

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I like this one LOL. Would never work but it would be funny.

dazed76 said:

offer them coffee and try and work something out maybe set up fdd and his large plant show to get off. bwhahahahhah since he likes to sell large amounts of hash 1 gram of hash equals 10 grams of pot in court. or jsut hide in the closet

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this sounds like a joke to me ? and is it true that 1 gram of hash equals 10 grams of pot in court ?

Through the door, I tell 'em "Dave's not here, man!"

And if they kicked in the door, I'd laugh at them for going to all that trouble for two measly plants. Hell, I'd lead them to my grow cabinet.

They would be very pissed and because all they would find is a angry ass 245 pounder playing madden in his underwear wonedering why WTF did you just knock my door down for? If they want to play all they had to say was next.

I've been reading your guys posts on the prices and nearly choked...240/oz here for good BC bud thats the max I've ever paid...seems expensive for you guys..

MaryJanie420 said:

I've been reading your guys posts on the prices and nearly choked...240/oz here for good BC bud thats the max I've ever paid...seems expensive for you guys..

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how is it so hard for people to understand that it goes for different prices in other places. its practically legal where you are, of course its going to go for more where it is highly illegal

Fuck runnnin,
Id be sittin on my couch in my living room smokin a fatt blunt of my ganja wit stacks of cash be side me, You know yeh gotta pay off the cops if your going big time.

i would at least hide behind a few locked doors and try to smoke as much of my stash as i can, if im going down, im gonna be fucking retarded first

I was actually at a place that got raided and lets just say you don't realize there DEA until you realize your still alive and they didnn't kill you.... not 30 secs before they arrive.

panhead said:

Ive posted this before.

With only 30 seconds it aint much time,from past personal experiences with police i'd grab a big warm ass sweater & warm clothing & throw it on real quick,if it gets too hot in jail i could use the sweater as a pillow but more likely than not its a meat locker.

If i had extra time maybe scarf down a quick doughnut before they got there.

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definitely. and grab the pooch so he doesn't get it.

The Metal Veg said:

i would at least hide behind a few locked doors and try to smoke as much of my stash as i can, if im going down, im gonna be fucking retarded first

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hilarious

Ghost420 said:

the DEA isnt going to bust small grows of a few plants
the state police will

stop spreading paranoia because your not tony montana and the governmeent dosent care about your 10 plant grow your just not that important

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I can't believe people still think like this, especially after a whole season of the show DEA where all they did was bust small street level criminals HOPING TO TURN THEM and move on up the ladder.

whulkamania said:

Lets be serious here,

The DEA is 30 seconds away from your home ready to bust down the doors of where you live. What do you do?

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Open the door and invite them in for coffee. I would be polite as possible, and just listen.

But the DEA is never gonna come knockin down by door because I live in Canada..

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I can't believe people still think like this, especially after a whole season of the show DEA where all they did was bust small street level criminals HOPING TO TURN THEM and move on up the ladder.

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The funny thing is they have it all on video. The DEA are giving these criminals fucking GOLD in court. None of these guys will get charged anyway, the DEAs only chance is to try to flip them, and they always do it illegally. They threaten jail time and harsher penalties if they just help. All any of them have to do is say "lawyer" and the cops will drop their game So fucking fast its funny. They might get mad and not talk to you, but they cant do shit till your lawyer shows up, let your lawyer speak for you. You will be out in an hour..lol.

That show is funny tho.