Stoner Jobs

The big problem here is that all the dishwashers are South American. Let it be known that I have no problem with them, they're some cool dudes. Funny too. But I must say, they have the market cornered. They work 2 jobs for below minimum wage, the restaurants get away with that by deducting money for food... that they never get to eat.

Hopefully management will turnover at the restaurant I worked at. Right now, only 1 of 3 managers know who I am (2 gone in 8 months!), but he's the GM. He's a fucking dick... Due to past issues, we agreed that I wouldn't be scheduled for mornings. He scheduled me to open one day, I was late, he called me and told me to come in. I took a taxi (which he knew I didn't have a car), and he fired me when I walked in the door. Then he cockblocked my unemployment... And the icing on the cake, is that he told me to come back in a month or so and they would rehire me. I came back and he said "We have standards now, and rehiring just wouldn't fit those standards."

Mr.SupaDupaSmokaToka said:

iiiii hear ya about the email ... even if you made a bogus one its the IP that counts .... maaa bad.

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ill bite, my neighborhood is full of wireless signals. lol

MrVanker said:

The big problem here is that all the dishwashers are South American. Let it be known that I have no problem with them, they're some cool dudes. Funny too. But I must say, they have the market cornered. They work 2 jobs for below minimum wage, the restaurants get away with that by deducting money for food... that they never get to eat.

Hopefully management will turnover at the restaurant I worked at. Right now, only 1 of 3 managers know who I am (2 gone in 8 months!), but he's the GM. He's a fucking dick... Due to past issues, we agreed that I wouldn't be scheduled for mornings. He scheduled me to open one day, I was late, he called me and told me to come in. I took a taxi (which he knew I didn't have a car), and he fired me when I walked in the door. Then he cockblocked my unemployment... And the icing on the cake, is that he told me to come back in a month or so and they would rehire me. I came back and he said "We have standards now, and rehiring just wouldn't fit those standards."

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People forget that they have to leave the protection of witnesses eventually. Just sayin. Not that I'm suggesting you do an act of assualt, but IF you did, I would suggest wearing a mask. Stunners are real cheap nowdays, are as bats. And the initial twitching from the thousands of volts tracing through his body should give you a good laugh while you work him over with a bat. Again, not that I'm suggesting such behaviors, not that I have tested this theory, this is only an offhanded remark.

Lol, I'm not that kind of person. I'm more the kind of guy who takes his revenge out slow and steady. I won't cause direct physical harm, but I will make your life a living hell for as long as I see fit!

MrVanker said:

I wish I lived in a medical state, then I'd just grow for a living!

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It truly is a full time job. I used to be a bricklayer...I miss that, but I'm injured , so I work at home now ( grow room )....I only make a month what I used to make in a week, but I'm not a "dealer"...I just get alittle $$ from the dispensary for my overages and alittle $ from my patients to help with expenses....but if things keep going good, I plan to increase my "overages" to the dispensaries soon....there is some hope for this to become a legal living, it's legal now with a lot of WTF's in the law.

<<<pharmaceutical engineer...i get it all the time "can you get me some good drugs"

wtf is supadupa talking about? How many lights can he run with an electric bill of $550 including AC in texas? I'm in michigan and my last bill was $350 to run 2.6kw of light and the AC. And 40 pounds from a 12x12 room? That's a pound for every 3.6 ft^2. That's the equivalent of pulling 4.44 lbs out of a 4x4 tent.

Metasynth said:

No, I will not send you my email, thanks for the offer...You say you're doing this all in soil? What size pots? What sorta soil mix you using? What nutrients? Is it central AC? I'm just curious man.

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You seem to have an instinct. In my experience, trust your instinct.

no job at the moment, student working on my degree, kinda hard to work when i got classes spread all day

<<<-------- Car Kill Deer pickup, farmer, and I make compost.

Get into Security, it is better than grocery. You normally get your free space, if you wrk graveyard, you will most likely be able to smoke bud on the job.. they normally do not drug test, unless you crash a company vehicle of course.. Security is the Shyt for PotHeads.

MrVanker said:

I searched the forums, but was surprised to see that this thread didn't already exist!

I'm wondering what a lot of the RIU users do for a living. I know some of you grow as a full time job, but I'm looking more for the people who get up go to work, come home and toke up. Not necessarily in that order though

Also what job do you guys think is best for somebody who does smoke? I currently work at a grocery store making min wage, and want to know what other possibilities there are for a younger stoner.

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Though I do not do security anymore, I needed time for my Hobby. <3

<---cook for a livin Working at a country club ,making food for old geezers drinking alcohol at the restaraunt bar and driving off in their golf carts.

Dislexicmidget2021 said:

...and driving off in their golf carts.

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The icing on the cake!

ive been clean for about 40days now and am still failing drugs tests, guess that whole month thing is only for people who barely blaze. i wouldnt have considered myself a heavy user, less then a gram a day, but i was a regular smoker for a whlile.

from 3900 base/month + commission (anywhere from 500 to two grand), I used to buy shit I didn't need and had every toy in the world an adult could ever need, went through like 10 or 15 designer bongs, accidentally breaking them basically over being careless. Now I make 11 bucks and hour 50 hours a week selling shit at radioshack, plus commission (just started so I have no fucking clue what to expect on commission).

Money don't make you happy! but it sure fucking helps. More ups and downs, the more money you make.

kmksrh21 said:

<------ Chef...

I love creating my own munchies, and gettin' paid for it!!!

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Likewise, although maybe cook is more aprpriate, or maybe chef actually, i've no clue what i'm doing, it's rather a bit of this and handful of that, no recipes or such. I offered to run a kitchen about 2 months ago now without any experience in a kitchen and no experience cooking, it's a bit of an uphill march i got my ingredients in today to start whacking out almond macaroons en mass 1/4 of the batch never get's out the ktchen, hot n gooey, mmmmmmm.

My 2 cents, don't be that guy, keep your work and your smoking seperate, you'll earn more money, and chances are you'll get a lot more respect from folk. I've never understood folk who are so useless that they can't even goto work and do a days work without getting baked. Maybe if you're a custodial engineer, but anything else and well, it's a bit sad to see imo, i love alcohol, but i'm not about to goto work and drink beer while i cook, there's a time and a place for everything. Plus, you do that day of hard work and get home and roll up a nice joint and you will enjoy that shit, if i'm high before i'm even home, there's not much to look forward to

According to a High Times vid I watched yesterday, it also depends on your body fat %. The more fat you have, the longer it takes.

I hear that Tip Top! I never smoke before, or at work, because I just can't do it. Paranoia isn't really an issue, it's just too hard to work through the stone. Unfortunately I've never (in 3 years of smoking) come across any sativa dominant strains out here, so perhaps those would be different. But like I said, I don't mix the two if I can help it. Though when I waited tables, if it was a slow day, I had no tables, and I knew I was going to be cut, I'd smoke a blunt when a buddy offered. So "never" would be a lie, but not too far from the truth.

RawBudzski said:

Get into Security, it is better than grocery. You normally get your free space, if you wrk graveyard, you will most likely be able to smoke bud on the job.. they normally do not drug test, unless you crash a company vehicle of course.. Security is the Shyt for PotHeads.


Though I do not do security anymore, I needed time for my Hobby. <3

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You needed TIME? All I ever did when I worked security was sit in my car at fire scenes for 8 hours, sometimes more if the idiot after me doesn't show up. Me and my friend who got me the job would smoke up constantly. Only problem is they don't adjust their wages at all. We were making $10 an hour but minimum wage went up to 10.30 so there was really no point in risking your life (theft prevention in stores) for minimum wage

tip top:nah man you got it all wrong.

Once you master smoking weed and then meeting new people, smoking becomes a necessity to the average salesmen to deal with all the fucktards that waste your time over 50 bucks when some guy wants a 10,000 piece of machinery ordered NOW and can't possibly wait...


I've been thinking about a security job at night! I think it would be fun, at worst boring.

MrVanker said:

According to a High Times vid I watched yesterday, it also depends on your body fat %. The more fat you have, the longer it takes.

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yea so ive herd as well, i woulndt consider myself fat but im def on the bigger side, 6'2 250. been working out an water but still no sucess.