ganjustice
Member
Spread my seed all over the world so I can start my own empire and half of the world will be related to me one way.
oh wait.
oh wait.
Something sexually I want to fulfill before I die is...
- Thread starter Padawanbater2
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Please leave some of it dry for those of us who enjoy walking barefoot. cn
BustinScales510
Well-Known Member
Haha..this is ace,I love the stipulation at the end. So you *dont* want to encounter the crowd of people on your way out asking "hey bro, why did you jizz on us" ? 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
news said "rain coming". cn
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
Well-Known Member
ok... i take back the comment about the kardashian prostitutes, i want to have a threesome with these girls 
BustinScales510
Well-Known Member
Basically the same thing,if you told me you found them on an escort website under the "kardashian impersonators" section I would believe it. Their weaves are identical,them shits mustve been "buy one get one free".
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
But the butt on the nakeder one looks like part of this complete breakfast. 
cn
cn
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
That's an Encore Family size butt, and you can call me Al. I'll be over Tuesday night at 8...
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
Well-Known Member
they're the sexiest twins on earth no doubt.
ClaytonBigsby
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dannyboy602
Well-Known Member
if i ever get locked up i want to be rafael nadal's celli. then i wanna die and go to heaven cuz it dont get better than that.
Padawanbater2
Well-Known Member
Head from two girls at once.
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Had that, Pad. Super hot...
Really? I insist you divulge my deepest desires. That's gotta be the best thing imaginable, having experienced it, I feel it's your responsibility to explain, in the most graphic of detail, exactly what took place. I will gladly thank you for it!
LMFAO! (YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER!)
tyler.durden
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Wow, I typed a 3 pager out for you Pad, then I lost it
As I type the words auto save flash periodically, but I don't know how to recover the text. I'll get it to you tomorrow 
jrems
Active Member
I want to be banging a chick at her apartment and have a couple of her (girl) friends walk in on us and decide to join in the fun resulting in a crazy sex fest for at least an hour or two culminating in me showering the three or four of them on their knees. Then get lost in deep thought with these intelligent ladies after smoking some incredible weed that I grew. And never wakeup from this dream cause let's face it....I must be dreaming if them bitches are intelligent.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I cannot imagine Rafael with a cello. i have this awful mental image of him using a racket as a bow. cn
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
He could rosin his hand to make picking his underwear out of his ass easier
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
There's something about the Rosined Hand ... sounds like a pub with Private Tuesdays for a refined clientèle ... cn